It appears our efforts to create a new attraction for our camp will actually come to fruition, and so I present to you "The Oracle"!
Enter thru the red velvet curtains into the inner sanctum, where candles flicker across and thru the mirrored surfaces, pinpoints of dazzling light dance across the arched ceiling, and a smoldering cauldron suspends a large translucent imager in the air. Step forward to the altar pedestal with your burning question in mind. The Oracle senses your presence, and amid the swirling smokes visible within the imager, the noble and wise visage of the Oracle appears, demanding to know why you have awakened it and challenging you to ask your question. Once spoken, you must select from one of the glowing jewels on the altar, each one representing a different elemental energy. As you pass your hand over the stone of your choice: Air, Fire, Water, Earth or Ether, The Oracle ponders for a moment and returns your answer. Beware, it may not be the answer of your desire!
If everyone is special... no one is.
I do believe I will go to Burning Man...