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Postby EspressoDude » Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:42 am

Just read MA's jogging line and about spewed HC all over the screen!! guys never hear those stories...
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby OregonRed » Tue Aug 16, 2011 11:16 am

jkisha wrote:My guess was White Wine.
Hey, here in Hollywood we have plastic surgeons that can fix that flapping labia problem. You can even get you ass crack bleached while you're at it.


Anal bleaching is the most horrifying idea ever... :shock: Why would you do that? :shock: I mean, is that necessary?!?
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby Trishntek » Tue Aug 16, 2011 11:20 am

It is essential if you want to have a whiteasscrack.
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby maryanimal » Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:48 pm

Ok ...help me with this bleaching the ass crack. Why bleach it and what are the benefits doing it. Now waxing ass crack I understand.
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Postby Lassen Forge » Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:58 pm

Friend of mine who does hair electrolysis said some have their buttcracks, what would you call it, Electrolyzed? Electrocuted? Electroluxed? (Naw, the old ad in Britain said "Electrolux Really Sucks" and that's the other side of the torso...) , um, yeah, to get rid of the hair... tho she said most consider it a real pain in the ass.
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:32 pm

No, maryanimal is talking about a different animal. I don't know why people bleach their asscrack. But I"ve heard of it too often to lightly dismiss same. I'm not about to put it on a par with foot-binding, because those little girls were far too young to ask for or consent to same. HOwever, extream body modifications (not that this is on a par) occur with enough frequency, and our technologically advanced and advertising heavy culture means that all sorts of silly ideas become possible and people are pushed into doing them for whatever reason. I think it's simply an embarassment to these people that their crack is dark. I'd offer up western europe's cultural crushing at the hands of the rc church, and the imposition of an extreamely body-negative culture perpetrated thereby, but I always do that , and it must be getting boring. So I'm going to go with, The Great Pumpkin Told Them To Do It.
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Postby Foxfur » Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:52 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:No, maryanimal is talking about a different animal. I don't know why people bleach their asscrack. But I"ve heard of it too often to lightly dismiss same. I'm not about to put it on a par with foot-binding, because those little girls were far too young to ask for or consent to same. HOwever, extream body modifications (not that this is on a par) occur with enough frequency, and our technologically advanced and advertising heavy culture means that all sorts of silly ideas become possible and people are pushed into doing them for whatever reason. I think it's simply an embarassment to these people that their crack is dark. I'd offer up western europe's cultural crushing at the hands of the rc church, and the imposition of an extreamely body-negative culture perpetrated thereby, but I always do that , and it must be getting boring. So I'm going to go with, The Great Pumpkin Told Them To Do It.

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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby Trishntek » Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:27 pm

The purpose of bleaching the ass crack is assthetical. You know how that bikini line shows right down that crack like an arrow pointing to the center of attention? Well imagine that porn star with that lovely tanline pointing to that shitty brown underside most of us have naturally.

It just looks more like,,,,, ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

and less like,,,, ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby Dr Jet Sinister » Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:32 pm

Trishntek wrote:The purpose of bleaching the ass crack is assthetical. You know how that bikini line shows right down that crack like an arrow pointing to the center of attention? Well imagine that porn star with that lovely tanline pointing to that shitty brown underside most of us have naturally. It's just looks more like,,,,, ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

and less like,,,, ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby maryanimal » Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:51 pm

Ok...does it hurt or is it expensive? Just asking ...
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby Dr Jet Sinister » Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:22 pm

maryanimal wrote:Ok...does it hurt or is it expensive? Just asking ...

No idea, let's look at the wiki!
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby Foxfur » Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:41 pm

Why not tan the ass to get the color a bit closer?
Body paint or liquid latex would be much more fun!
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby Trishntek » Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:00 pm

Skin bleaching is nothing new. Michael Jackson was accused of doing it,,,, never heard it confirmed though. But dermatologists may refer the treatment for specific skin blemishes. Lasers seem to be the latest and greatest for that purpose.

I may be wrong, but especially for the sex industry, bleaching where the sun don't shine mitigates the affect of waxing and shaving and chaffing.
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Postby MyDearFriend » Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:44 pm

And, bleaching helps the videos look more like the photo-shopped magazine shots...
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby Foxfur » Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:08 pm

And I thought I knew a lot about porn... Whew!
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Postby Trishntek » Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:10 pm

And speaking of the Sweet Stink of Perfection,,,,, I'm thinking that bleaching would remove that olfactory nodal stimulation normally attributed to initiating the act of coupling.
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That's not gilding the lily....

Postby AntiM » Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:11 am

And here I was feeling vain for considering bleaching my recently darkening elbows.

I know you can purchase pussy cosmetics, "My New Pink Button".

http://www.blogher.com/what-color-your-labia?page=0,0

Now I must google "vagina mints".
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Re: That's not gilding the lily....

Postby ygmir » Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:40 am

AntiM wrote:And here I was feeling vain for considering bleaching my recently darkening elbows.

I know you can purchase pussy cosmetics, "My New Pink Button".

http://www.blogher.com/what-color-your-labia?page=0,0

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Postby International Incident » Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:46 am

Ah the gifts America gives us! Such innovation.
And I learn so much from this thread - thank you.
At home we have just started with vagazzlers - sparkly stuff you put on your vagina. But I can see now that is old school. Vagina mints etc are clearly coming our way.
Vaginas rock why would anyone want to dazzle them up. Meh I don't understand.
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby Foxfur » Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:36 pm

melaniejane wrote:Ah the gifts America gives us! Such innovation.
And I learn so much from this thread - thank you.
At home we have just started with vagazzlers - sparkly stuff you put on your vagina. But I can see now that is old school. Vagina mints etc are clearly coming our way.
Vaginas rock why would anyone want to dazzle them up. Meh I don't understand.

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Postby Trishntek » Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:43 pm

I consider myself an Equal Opportunity Pussy Appreciator
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Postby Rabbette » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:06 am

ok ok... catching my breath from laughing so much, starting with MA's jogging and ending at the decorated woo ha! This thread has a class all on its own.

It brought up fond memories of what little kids call their parts when there parents don't want them to go around saying "my vagina hurts" my mom taught me to say the word *feekey* which is Italian for vagina. My friend called it a *cracker jack* and one of the best was a little girl I was babysitting she called it a *wookie* and her brother had a *winky* - - I thought to myself I hope she doesn't watch Star Wars anytime soon.
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an open letter

Postby graidawg » Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:03 am

dear Eplaya,
its so very difficult to write this but i feel its best to honest about these things, it's not that i dont care for you, but there is someone else, she has always been there. In fact it's how i met you but she wasn't ready to commit. I really feel bad about this but now i have confirmation from her and i have checked she really is ready to give it a go.
I dont want you to feel bad or second best, in fact my feelings for you have grown over the time we have spent together but if I don't do this I will always be thinking 'what if'.
please forgive me, my darling, I do really love you but I have to go to my first love she goes by a few names but I know her best as Black Rock, she has promised me an unforgettable experience.
I hope we can still be friends

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Re: an open letter

Postby MyDearFriend » Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:06 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: an open letter

Postby Asherbeez » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:05 pm

graidawg wrote:dear Eplaya,
its so very difficult to write this but i feel its best to honest about these things, it's not that i dont care for you, but there is someone else, she has always been there. In fact it's how i met you but she wasn't ready to commit. I really feel bad about this but now i have confirmation from her and i have checked she really is ready to give it a go.
I dont want you to feel bad or second best, in fact my feelings for you have grown over the time we have spent together but if I don't do this I will always be thinking 'what if'.
please forgive me, my darling, I do really love you but I have to go to my first love she goes by a few names but I know her best as Black Rock, she has promised me an unforgettable experience.
I hope we can still be friends

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Postby jkisha » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:22 pm

This tread hasn't died yet? Quickly? hmp! :evil:
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby Trishntek » Fri Aug 19, 2011 5:45 pm

Methinks in about one more week, if not sooner, it will die into the abyss of threads without a spool. I'm so fucking busy right now, I'm surprise I didn't fall asleep the second I sat down! Happy trails everyone!
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Postby oneeyeddick » Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:51 pm

I have really bad gas tonight.
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby Foxfur » Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:17 pm

Tell me about it... This has not gone as planned. TnT even went with the nuclear option: Cunt Snot. Didn't work...

I'm with Ya TnT. I've averaged maybe 2-3 posts / day in the last 3-4 days. Been whipping the trailer into shape. The most vital part, the bed, was finished today.
I'm starting to nod.
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Re: This thread will die quickly...

Postby MyDearFriend » Sat Aug 20, 2011 5:57 am

Foxfur wrote:Tell me about it... This has not gone as planned. TnT even went with the nuclear option: Cunt Snot. Didn't work...

I'm with Ya TnT. I've averaged maybe 2-3 posts / day in the last 3-4 days. Been whipping the trailer into shape. The most vital part, the bed, was finished today.
I'm starting to nod.
Zzzzzz


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