Misfit Adult Toys NEEDED!

Misfit Adult Toys NEEDED!

Postby gingersnapjenn » Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:27 pm

We are working on an art car for Burning Man and need your help.
Yes we are in need of as many old, new or misfit adult toys of all kind that we can get. They do not need to be in working order. but please REMOVE the batteries, the post office does not like them.



We do ask that you........ Please be sweet and clean your treat!!!!!!! We will be cleaning the toys also but it would be nice to know they have already been cleaned.


Please mail them to

FireFly Baum-Scott
P.O. Box 231
Norman, OK 73069
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Postby AntiM » Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:53 pm

I think I can certainly help this good cause.
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Postby AntiM » Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:03 am

In the mail today.
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Postby Sham » Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:14 am

AntiM wrote:In the mail today.

Just curious AntiM, was shipping over $50? :shock:
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Postby moonrise » Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:18 am

Shambala wrote:
AntiM wrote:In the mail today.

Just curious AntiM, was shipping over $50? :shock:


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Re: Misfit Adult Toys NEEDED!

Postby Foxfur » Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:49 pm

gingersnapjenn wrote:We are working on an art car for Burning Man and need your help.
Yes we are in need of as many old, new or misfit adult toys of all kind that we can get. They do not need to be in working order. but please REMOVE the batteries, the post office does not like them.



We do ask that you........ Please be sweet and clean your treat!!!!!!! We will be cleaning the toys also but it would be nice to know they have already been cleaned.


Please mail them to

FireFly Baum-Scott
P.O. Box 231
Norman, OK 73069

Wow Jenn. You're either brave or kinky.
I admire both qualities.
Carry on :)

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Can't imagine how long it took the winner to complete the first cycle with each toy...
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Postby AntiM » Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:04 pm

$50? har.har. har. Fucko.

I have switched over almost exclusively to glass toys. They even make one which has a variable vibrator in it, not simply two speeds, but pulses and so on. I have a lovely lavender glass dildo, a double of one style I already had, still in the packaging. I've been trying to decide who I know well enough to gift it to. I mean, it is too nice not to give away with thought, but how embarrassing to give it to someone who would freak out or not want it. Perhaps a gift raffle?

We used our latex jelly textured dildo sleeves as trike handle covers. Nice.
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Postby Sic Pup » Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:12 pm

I'd like to be a fly on the wall of the P.O. after a few weeks, and many er,
"packages" have been delivered.
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Postby EspressoDude » Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:36 pm

have to chuckle about the title of this thread.

what is the meaning of misfit ???

It won't fit because it is:

too big in girth
too small
too short
too long
too many spikes on it
it only works inside out
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Postby Foxfur » Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:45 pm

Don't get me started on misfit toys. Them arse plugs are a fine example.
Seems no matter how large that tapered handle is (though it fits the hand perfectly), I just can't seem to get that big flat end installed properly. Plus you'd have the handle wagging around.
Fucking chinese junk!
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Postby knowmad » Fri Jun 24, 2011 3:25 pm

Foxfur wrote:Don't get me started on misfit toys. Them arse plugs are a fine example.
Seems no matter how large that tapered handle is (though it fits the hand perfectly), I just can't seem to get that big flat end installed properly. Plus you'd have the handle wagging around.
Fucking chinese junk!


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Postby Sham » Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:08 pm

AntiM wrote:$50? har.har. har. Fucko.

We used our latex jelly textured dildo sleeves as trike handle covers. Nice.

Instead of trike handle covers, you might consider replacing the seat with it.
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Postby Trishntek » Fri Jun 24, 2011 6:55 pm

ummmmm


that is


misfit



hmmmmm



never saw a toy like that
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Postby Minxy » Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:38 pm

AntiM wrote:$50? har.har. har. Fucko.

I have switched over almost exclusively to glass toys. They even make one which has a variable vibrator in it, not simply two speeds, but pulses and so on. I have a lovely lavender glass dildo, a double of one style I already had, still in the packaging. I've been trying to decide who I know well enough to gift it to. I mean, it is too nice not to give away with thought, but how embarrassing to give it to someone who would freak out or not want it. Perhaps a gift raffle?

We used our latex jelly textured dildo sleeves as trike handle covers. Nice.


Ooh, those glass one are NICE, AntiM. Spendy though!
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Postby chiefdanfox » Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:42 pm

So somebody really wants to play with a Charlie in the Box?
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Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:39 pm

I might have something, but too much of my stuff is out of my reach...grrrr
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Postby Savannah » Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:52 pm

gingersnapjenn, are you the individual or camp that made the open-sided brightly-lit carnival trailer covered in toys on the Esplanade in 2009?

If yes, one of my friends motorboated your most interesting podium. It was a highlight of the pre-midnight wander!

Also (if yes) a belated thank you for washing your toys.
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Postby Foxfur » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:10 pm

This is turning into a fine thread!
Minxy and AntiM, your taste is exquisite.
I'm jealous. There's not a whole lot of toys for boys :cry:
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Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:12 pm

But plugs, dildos, prostate stimulators, nipple clamps, vibrators...

Oh, you poor, toyless creatures.
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Postby Savannah » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:16 pm

. . . The ever-popular Yoda Fleshlight . . .
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Postby Minxy » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:24 pm

Foxfur wrote:This is turning into a fine thread!
Minxy and AntiM, your taste is exquisite.
I'm jealous. There's not a whole lot of toys for boys :cry:


Oh yes there is, Foxfur. You just have to be open-minded. There's plenty of toys for men out there. :)
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Postby Trishntek » Sat Jun 25, 2011 12:18 am

Minxy wrote:
Foxfur wrote:This is turning into a fine thread!
Minxy and AntiM, your taste is exquisite.
I'm jealous. There's not a whole lot of toys for boys :cry:


Oh yes there is, Foxfur. You just have to be open-minded. There's plenty of toys for men out there. :)


Stop by and I'll give you a demo. How's all day Tuesday sound?
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Postby Minxy » Sat Jun 25, 2011 1:01 am

Trishntek wrote:
Minxy wrote:
Foxfur wrote:This is turning into a fine thread!
Minxy and AntiM, your taste is exquisite.
I'm jealous. There's not a whole lot of toys for boys :cry:


Oh yes there is, Foxfur. You just have to be open-minded. There's plenty of toys for men out there. :)


Stop by and I'll give you a demo. How's all day Tuesday sound?


Oh, ntek, you're such a generous fellow. :D :D :D <3
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Postby AntiM » Sat Jun 25, 2011 6:50 am

theCryptofishist wrote:But plugs, dildos, prostate stimulators, nipple clamps, vibrators...

Oh, you poor, toyless creatures.


Strokers, the jelly sheath of self-love. We have a pile of them, when you order from a catalog, those are the most common free gift after money shot DVDs.
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Postby graidawg » Sat Jun 25, 2011 6:54 am

:shock:

i have lived such a sheltered life



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Postby Foxfur » Sat Jun 25, 2011 8:42 am

I guess I meant boys toys for the front end. Fleshlights and other covered end appliances are so messy. And all the cleanup? aargh...
As for the back end, well yeah. I mean the kitchen. Drawers full of potential implements, heh. :shock:
And you should see some of the electro-mechanical, umm, "Kinteic Sculptures" I've created in the past. Both male and female. With remote controls.
There was The Wiggle Stick, The Wrist Saver, Ride 'Em Cowgirl, and who could forget Deep Throat: The Next Generation. Sybian? Puhleeze... 8)
Looks like y'all nailed me :roll:

Damn if TrishNtek ain't just the helpfullest folks!

I'd better stop. If Sweetpea sees this I can hear it already, "You want to get into that stuff? Again?"... :lol:

I may regret this post this when I'm fully awake.....
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Postby Minxy » Sat Jun 25, 2011 8:55 am

Foxfur wrote:I may regret this post this when I'm fully awake.....
Would you hold it against me? :)


ABSOLUTELY not! :D You sound down right handy, there! "Hey, honey, could you whip me up a Sybian, dear?"

Hahahahaha
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Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:07 am

Savannah wrote:. . . The ever-popular Yoda Fleshlight . . .
Dammit, dammit, DMMIT! I knew there was something I was forgetting. And I had seen one earlier that evening.

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Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:08 am

Cockring.
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Postby oneeyeddick » Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:42 am

Just wondering....is there a size limit to the "toys" you are looking for?

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