He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

All things outside of Burning Man.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:57 pm

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Postby capjbadger » Sat Jun 18, 2011 11:01 pm

His shelter is wind, dust, rain, sun, and bomb proof...

His flame posts are used to light that year's Man...

All searches just bring up His posts...

He has no expectations... Ever.



He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."



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Postby MikeGyver » Sat Jun 18, 2011 11:41 pm

His sneezes are what cause white-outs
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Postby goathead » Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:02 am

has never been on the playa.
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Postby wedeliver » Sun Jun 19, 2011 4:42 am

Mutant vehicles drive all the way across the Playa to give him a ride. He walks barefoot if not wind surfing on his playa surfboard, cause he is a surfer.
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Postby EspressoDude » Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:38 am

those look like my feet!

Danner boots are nice but sure don't need water proof on the playa(well maybe some do 'cuz of where she steps all the time) My preference is Wesco.

And he needs no windsurfer to surf the playa

He needs no waterskis to ski behind the water truck.

Bare ass and bare foot,

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Postby Elorrum » Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:43 am

the sunbeams shining out of his ass light the neighborhood.

He's so cool people prefer his presence over air conditioning.

When the sun dips below the horizon, people shout his name.
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Postby ygmir » Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:03 am

he makes Sean Connery

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look like Larry "bud" Melman:

He even scares, "the head" with his prowess:

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And only his Penis, is better than a gun!!


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Postby H.G.Crosby » Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:33 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsv9bMIg7DQ[/youtube]
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:22 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUwgEGqSkMo[/youtube]
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Postby Savannah » Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:05 pm

Oh man, that's in my top ten movies of all time. It didn't need the Moby, but if it got someone impatient to watch it, I'll take it!

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Postby capjbadger » Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:54 pm

The JOTS smell better after He has used them...

He never is "Doing it wrong"...

He stood in for the Man for 4 days when the first one got burnt too early...

His tattoos contain more useful information than the First Timers Guide...

Even his sock puppets have interesting things to say...

He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders...

Larry once offered Him his position in the ORG, but he turned down the demotion...



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"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends
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-Badger
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Postby H.G.Crosby » Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:13 am

his teeth are WORSE than Larry's and he still gets the hot chicks
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Postby Isotopia » Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:41 pm

He licks my strap-on with the eagerness that a man who's hair is on fire seeks a bucket of water.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Jun 24, 2011 6:49 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNaAaPvyYqI&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
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Postby Foxfur » Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:06 am

Isotopia wrote:He licks my strap-on with the eagerness that a man who's hair is on fire seeks a bucket of water.

:shock: :shock: :shock:
All the while running your fingers through his hair and whispering "Who's my bitch?"...
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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:42 am

having been married at age 19, he has been whipped so long and hard he does not even feel the sting of the lash, or the heel of the boot anymore.

baptism by fire without a proximity suit is his normal attire.
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Postby H.G.Crosby » Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:20 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:Image
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Postby capjbadger » Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:48 am

His mind never hums. It purrs...

OSHA complies with Him...

The last post He wrote was amazing. Ask anyone...

He bats 1500^n in Calvinball...

Dr. Dre got the idea from Him...



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"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."



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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Oct 13, 2011 6:11 am

he lives in a bunker and foments world revolution when he's not busy being the most interesting eplayan.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Oct 13, 2011 6:14 am

breathe deep, the playa is the dust of your ancestors

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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:32 am

one nation, under a groove.
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Postby Lassen Forge » Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:24 am

Every year, he watches the Man burn... from under the Man.

On the 10:00 spoke... sound camps turn their volume down when he walks by. And no one notices.

When walking the playa... moop runs and hides.

He gifted Larry... First Camp.

Before he arrived, the Playa... was a mountain range.


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Postby H.G.Crosby » Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:27 am

he uses BOTH sides of his 'one-ply'...


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Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:10 am

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:36 am

now THOSE are some furry leg warmers i can endorse.
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Oct 14, 2011 6:47 pm

She made a dirty allusion in Figjam's swamp cooler thread. She is the Most Interesting EPlayan in the World!
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Postby FIGJAM » Fri Oct 14, 2011 6:59 pm

And I answered it because....


She is the Most Interesting EPlayan in the World.
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Postby ygmir » Sat Oct 15, 2011 7:08 pm

He surfs from the shore out, and then back
Elevators wait for him
Taxi drivers line up for him

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Postby MOOP_Czar » Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:02 am

He leaves 'can't sit still' speechless...
Crypto takes snark lessons from him...
He is the only one who is not fucking doomed...

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