He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

All things outside of Burning Man.

Postby capjbadger » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:53 pm

AntiM wrote:No matter what you search for on google, be it packing lists, generators, trailers, health advice, playa cooking, or costumes, the search turns up only his picture as the ultimate Burning Man survival tool.

Nice one! :D

He is so cool, he sits in the trucks for Camp Arctica to keep the ice frozen...

His piss is so clear they use it to load the water trucks...

He once ran a "Kentucky Fried Playa Chicken" camp...

The playa brine shrimp made him their king...

Every theme Larry has come up with has been based on him...



He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

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Postby H.G.Crosby » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:54 pm

Fonzie got his hairstyle from Him.




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Postby wedeliver » Wed Jun 15, 2011 5:48 pm

He can sleep only when he is within 5 feet of the front of the largest speakers on the playa
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Postby Bob » Wed Jun 15, 2011 7:06 pm

He's got the 20 on that dog shit...
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Jun 15, 2011 7:19 pm

two flies sitting on a pile of dog crap, the first one says to the second:



"Man, that's some good shit".
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Postby illy dilly » Wed Jun 15, 2011 11:23 pm

He never uses the word Namaste
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Postby capjbadger » Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:55 am

illy dilly wrote:He never uses the word Namaste

Actually he does ;)
capjbadger wrote:He only says the "N word" ironicly... (no, not THAT N word...)


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Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Jun 16, 2011 6:23 am

I refuse to enter ANY religious sanctuary or building that makes me take my boots off...i WILL die with them on, and i really dislike buddhism...and hinduism, and judaism, and islam, and christianity and any other crutch most UNCOOL people need to steady their feeble lives.


SATAN, SATAN, SATAN!!!

Hes fine with me keeping my boots on.


Seriously.
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Postby ygmir » Thu Jun 16, 2011 6:29 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:I refuse to enter ANY religious sanctuary or building that makes me take my boots off...i WILL die with them on, and i really dislike buddhism...and hinduism, and judaism, and islam, and christianity and any other crutch most UNCOOL people need to steady their feeble lives.


SATAN, SATAN, SATAN!!!

Hes fine with me keeping my boots on.


Seriously.



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Postby Bob » Thu Jun 16, 2011 7:47 am

His farts are more powerful than a pulse jet...

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Postby H.G.Crosby » Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:06 am

he would prefer death by a thousand cuts than wearing Teva's or ANY sandal for that matter, especially with white socks.
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Postby ygmir » Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:08 am

H.G.Crosby wrote:he would prefer death by a thousand cuts than wearing Teva's or ANY sandal for that matter, especially with white socks.


even?

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Postby Bob » Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:05 am

Stay topical, my friends.
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Postby illy dilly » Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:19 am

Bob wrote:His farts are more powerful than a pulse jet...

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Sorry to drift from such an awesome thread, but I need to ask, is that an art project or did some crazy winds or pulse jet blow over those portos?
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:22 am

C'mon Nick, you were there. That's the asshole we chased down and beat up who fucked up my Barbies.

Sorry for the thread drift, but he made me do it.
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Postby Bob » Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:27 am

illy dilly wrote:
Bob wrote:His farts are more powerful than a pulse jet...

Image

Sorry to drift from such an awesome thread, but I need to ask, is that an art project or did some crazy winds or pulse jet blow over those portos?


I think his name was Luongo.
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Postby illy dilly » Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:48 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:C'mon Nick, you were there. That's the asshole we chased down and beat up who fucked up my Barbies.

Sorry for the thread drift, but he made me do it.

That dick weed!
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:18 am

NO SANDALS EVER!


if god had wanted us to see mens feet and toes he wouldnt have made them so fucking ugly.


cover that shit, gentlemen.
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Postby AntiM » Thu Jun 16, 2011 3:54 pm

illy dilly wrote:Sorry to drift from such an awesome thread, but I need to ask, is that an art project or did some crazy winds or pulse jet blow over those portos?


A mighty wind.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Jun 16, 2011 5:02 pm

Sir Rocco?
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Postby MyDearFriend » Thu Jun 16, 2011 5:47 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:NO SANDALS EVER!


if god had wanted us to see mens feet and toes he wouldnt have made them so fucking ugly.


cover that shit, gentlemen.


Some of us are strong enough to take it.

In fact, some of us like it. 8)

The most interesting eplayan in the world has such interesting appendages, women beg for barefoot tweets.
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Postby FIGJAM » Thu Jun 16, 2011 7:30 pm

And they call him "tweety fooot".
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Postby Bob » Thu Jun 16, 2011 7:55 pm

His socks and sandals have warp drive capability...

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Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:39 pm

Actually, she's so interesting that...she has no feet, whatsoever!


So why did you all conspire to give me that opening?
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Postby MyDearFriend » Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:21 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Actually, she's so interesting that...she has no feet, whatsoever!


So why did you all conspire to give me that opening?


Bwahahahahahaha, yes yes yes!!!

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who needs feet when you got boots on the ground?

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Fri Jun 17, 2011 5:17 am

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STEEL TOE!

THERE IS FIRE, METAL, WOOD, AND CAUSTIC PLAYA ALL AROUND WHY ANY IDIOT WOULD GO BAREFOOT OR WEAR SANDALS IS BEYOND MY COMPREHENSION.


oh wait, it's because they're stupid fucking hippies, or they don't do any actual work...

now cover those things before they get broken, or worse.
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Re: who needs feet when you got boots on the ground?

Postby illy dilly » Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:08 am

His feet are unscathed by
FIRE, METAL, WOOD, AND CAUSTIC PLAYA ALL AROUND


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Postby Bob » Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:40 pm

He never appears on an episode of Cops -- Black Rock City until he gives the gang sign during the closing credits...
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Re: who needs feet when you got boots on the ground?

Postby Trishntek » Fri Jun 17, 2011 5:31 pm

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:Image


STEEL TOE!

THERE IS FIRE, METAL, WOOD, AND CAUSTIC PLAYA ALL AROUND WHY ANY IDIOT WOULD GO BAREFOOT OR WEAR SANDALS IS BEYOND MY COMPREHENSION.


oh wait, it's because they're stupid fucking hippies, or they don't do any actual work...

now cover those things before they get broken, or worse.


Image
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Re: who needs feet when you got boots on the ground?

Postby MyDearFriend » Fri Jun 17, 2011 6:13 pm

Trishntek wrote:Image
Boots cannot contain his phoundation of phalanges.


This is the most interesting photo in the thread.
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