He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

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He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

Postby capjbadger » Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:56 pm

He eats playa dust, drinks kerosene, exhales propane and farts dust devils...

People cap his legs so he doesn't cut their rebar...

Center Camp Cafe insists on serving his coffee at his table rather than making him stand in line...

His passage hard packs the playa for the next 5 years...

Glitter runs from him...



He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."



-Badger
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!

Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
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Postby burner von braun » Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:22 pm

Aye! 'tis funny that one
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Postby capjbadger » Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:36 pm

BLM pays him to attend TTITD...

He geocaches in whiteouts...

As part of Gate/Perimeter, he watches for those that try to sneak in at night. Without a nightvision scope...

He once welded a 20 story structure out of diamonds with a solar welder, then burnt the whole thing... On opening night.

People take shelter behind him in duststorms...

His "zombie walk" MOOP sweep makes those in a 50 mile radius around him hungry for brains...


He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."


-Badger
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!

Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
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Postby Savannah » Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:00 pm

He drives Jungo Road in a stagecoach pulled by six Arabian steeds.
Sparkle Ponies are unable to see him with the naked eye.
He made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs.
He never runs out of mixers.

He is . . . the Most Interesting Eplayan in the World.
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Postby lucky.bastard » Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:08 pm

Doc Pyro ask to see the back of his RV

paul addis overheard him say he " couldn't wait to see the man burn "

he has a sock puppet named Simon of the Playa
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:21 pm

Finally, all those payments to PlayaMyth.Com are coming to fruition.


yeah, i was doing Blow off of Larry's Ass before most of you even TRIED freebasing.
breathe deep, the playa is the dust of your ancestors

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Postby capjbadger » Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:26 pm

He taught Kernul Killbuck to draw...

He modeled for the building of the first Man on Baker Beach...

He resets his post count every day as to not intimidate other Eplayans...

He only says the "N word" ironicly... (no, not THAT N word...)

His April Fools posts are passed on via verbal tradition in the jungles of the amazon...

Daft Punk opened for him one year at TTITD...
(Opulent Temple came by asking him to turn it down)



He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."


-Badger
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!

Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:27 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:Finally, all those payments to PlayaMyth.Com are coming to fruition.


yeah, i was doing Blow off of Larry's Ass before most of you even TRIED freebasing.


Last time I free-based, Larry was still making pergolas. ;)
Please to visit PAGE TWO.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:33 pm

@Dougly#..like.
breathe deep, the playa is the dust of your ancestors

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Postby capjbadger » Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:35 pm

The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World on: Shirtcocking

"The only wang that should be dusty and powdered would be a baby's after having it's diaper changed. Does your mother know you're out?"



"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."


-Badger
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Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:36 pm

i have just hit 12 followers on twitter, i'm freezing the account.
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Postby jkisha » Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:37 pm

Clever.
JK
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Postby burner von braun » Tue Jun 14, 2011 6:50 pm

His hexayurts are held together with nothing but spit

Often, he gets around by skiing barefoot behind the water truck...



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Postby ygmir » Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:31 pm

he.........


Oh LOOK, SHINEY!!!!


uh......wuh?
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Postby Trishntek » Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:18 pm

His shit makes the JOTS smell like lilacs

His piss is effervescent champagne

His vessel of creamy goodness makes John Homes roll over

His tears are considered hazardous waste due to litterally melting womens' hearts

He's the life of the party he never attended

He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."
RETROFROLIC, the place of Pink, Pain and Pleasure!
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Postby Savannah » Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:24 pm

Champagne and lilacs are two of my favorite things. I'm so conflicted right now. :lol:
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don't be afraid.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:41 pm

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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Wed Jun 15, 2011 7:20 am

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one nation, under a groove.
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Postby Minxy » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:33 pm

I didn't know Chuck Norris went to Burning Man!
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Postby lucky.bastard » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:58 pm

he round-house-kicked Chuck Norris for putting baby wipes in the JOTS

he didn't even look up at the double rainbow
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:03 pm

My favorite for some reason:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGWYI0dFgk0
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Postby capjbadger » Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:22 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:My favorite for some reason:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGWYI0dFgk0[/youtube]

Fixed

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:22 pm

lucky.bastard wrote:he round-house-kicked Chuck Norris for putting baby wipes in the JOTS

he didn't even look up at the double rainbow



cool guys don't look at Double rainbows, Double Rainbows look at Us.


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo[/youtube]
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Postby AntiM » Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:46 pm

No matter what you search for on google, be it packing lists, generators, trailers, health advice, playa cooking, or costumes, the search turns up only his picture as the ultimate Burning Man survival tool.
These are not my fuckos.
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:55 pm

He so cool, he wishes you were cool.
Please to visit PAGE TWO.
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Postby Bob » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:01 pm

You can blame the dust on his cattle roundups...

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Postby Bob » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:10 pm

He brings sunshine on a cloudy thread...

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Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:30 pm

He is a one-man chill zone.
Please to visit PAGE TWO.
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Postby goathead » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:46 pm

his caterpillar has a hovercraft.

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Ffwcio eich diwrnod
Jebem ti dan
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Nasrat na vas den
Namaste, zkurvysynu

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Postby goathead » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:51 pm

Welcomes all to hang with him.

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Ffwcio eich diwrnod
Jebem ti dan
Tpaxhnte ball aehb
Nasrat na vas den
Namaste, zkurvysynu

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