The Spenard Bar...

The Spenard Bar...

Postby akmojo » Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:21 pm

The Alaskans are coming and we can see the Playa from our kitchen window...
think big and dare to fail
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Postby Teo del Fuego » Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:28 pm

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Welcome to e-Playa!
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Postby MisaBlue » Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:27 pm

Yaaaay! :D
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Spenard Bar!!!

Postby AKDMAN » Fri Mar 04, 2011 4:08 pm

Spenard Bar... Featuring real Alaskans and friends
This year we're bringing Spenard to the playa, If you've never been, Spenard was built on and continues to exist on booze, prostitution, and drugs(due to the laws of the state of Nevada there will be no gifting of drugs), so we will have to double down on the booze and whoring. Everyone is accepted and invited to join the debautchory, come perform your rite of passage to become a true Spenardian, watch in awe as performance artists utilize our stage with its long pole and blacklight setup. Join us for Spenardi Gras, drink some hurricanes and get yourself an Alaskan gold nugget Spenardi Gras necklace, come back for the Fur Rondevous sporting your best fur, or if your furless, we'll fur you up Spenard style......

waiting for placement, updates coming soon
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Postby Ashe » Sat Mar 05, 2011 8:48 pm

Enquiring minds want to know: will there be Spam?
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Sun Mar 06, 2011 8:38 am

I miss Chilkoot Charlie's. Though not as much as Pat O'Brien's.
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Postby akmojo » Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:08 am

Doc.. we will try our best to bring a bit of the "Koots" to the Playa for you !!
you'll also have to try swinging from the silks this year and not just spinning on the pole...
;-)
(oh, BTW, we'll have a taste from Pat's for you)
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Re: The Spenard Bar...

Postby mdmf007 » Sun Mar 06, 2011 3:31 pm

akmojo wrote:The Alaskans are coming and we can see the Playa from our kitchen window...


Straight from Valdez for three years now...
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Chilkoot Spenardies

Postby AKDMAN » Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:25 pm

Doc... Were throwing the biggest party that Koots ever throws, Spenardi Gras, and were serving hurricanes mixed with patty o's very own mix, so you can't go wrong.....unless we served spam, so that a no on the spam
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Postby akmojo » Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:52 am

we will have smoked salmon, might have to bring a can of spam for emergencies though... ;-)
Spenardi Gras AND the Fur Rondy !!
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:08 am

OK JR, so which night are you planning to have Spenardi Gras? Must clear my schedule and get the Barbie Mobile Whorehouse loaded with lovely ladies and cruise on over. I presume you will be having customized plastic souvenir cups for your special guests. That would make for a nice party indeed.
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Postby akmojo » Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:28 am

I learned from the best Doc ! I will have Moose nugget necklaces for everyone (talk about authentic "beads")
I have also been concerned about this propagnda from the Kernul and Terminal City in regards to BDCWB... yes, a fizzball challenge is in order !
we want to challenge the victors !!!!!!!
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:44 am

Then it's a foregone conclusion you will be challenging us. We will take it to those bozos on their turf, but you and your antlered snow grubbers will be forced to come to our little slice of hell. Look out for Felony Arson's screwball, it can be a real killer.
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Postby Risky » Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:45 am

Go JR!
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going to be there

Postby janicels » Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:15 pm

hey i will be there wit just bells on....:)
whooo we are camping with greeters....it will be great
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Postby AKDMAN » Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:11 pm

Then I will hear you coming 'cause I'll be wearing just my ears and tail
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Postby akmojo » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:24 pm

and I will have my ears on as usual !!
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Postby akmojo » Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:19 pm

completed and submitted our Camp placement app...
now time to hurry up and wait.. cross your fingers for us !!!!
July 1st seems so far away to wait to find out.....
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Sun Mar 13, 2011 6:09 pm

Uh, JR, let's say for a moment you don't get placed and therefore have no access to EA passes. Last year 30% of those camps who requested were denied, which is how BM Button Camp and Camp Wet Dreams became part of our, well, your old Village. You know you can always come home again. Just saying. We've been friends a long time and "mi casa es tu casa". Or some such shit.
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Postby akmojo » Sun Mar 13, 2011 9:18 pm

there's a reason why BDCWB is so awesome Doc, thanks so much !!
we can only keep our fingers crossed and hope for the best....
just have to remember to bring plenty of C notes to toss on the ground in front of Felony....
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Postby AKDMAN » Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:27 am

Hey Doc, is that an attempt to get our fizzball talent back to Barbie Death Village or what?
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:19 am

We've already put in a shout out in our last newsletter for a couple of cases of cheap beer (Keystone Light to be precise). And I think we're going to have a Fizzball "game" with Terminal Village. So grab a bat and let's play Fizzball!
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Postby Bluemandrew » Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:08 pm

What kind of safety precautions do you guys take at a camp like this? I hope there are camp wide safety meetings often.
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Postby Savannah » Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:12 pm

I can't wait to see the answer. :)
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:51 pm

Drew, we've known each other for a long time, and I swear, that response even made me laugh!
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Postby Bluemandrew » Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:28 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:Drew, we've known each other for a long time, and I swear, that response even made me laugh!



You know me Doc, just trying to make sure everything is done safely. I would never do anything dangerous.
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Postby Shadouts » Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:13 pm

Who's tent is the Birdhouse?
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Postby akmojo » Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:19 am

safety is VERY important on the Playa .. thats why it's third on our list (as you well know) and we will have Camp as well as individual meetings as often as necessary.... I do expect you two to participate and adjust your attitudes to an elevated, safer level....
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Postby graidawg » Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:29 am

i've been wondering for for a while now, whats first and second?
oh and while i'm at it whats fizzball?
and wheres the bar?
completely unconcerned.
"Savannah" I like it . . . it makes us sound forward-thinking, and not at all like trailblazing, professional-level procrastinors.
the rest of us are in the School of Fukkit. "Eric"
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Postby FIGJAM » Wed Mar 23, 2011 9:08 am

graidawg wrote:i've been wondering for for a while now, whats first and second?
oh and while i'm at it whats fizzball?
and wheres the bar?


1, imagine it.

2. build it.

3. safety.


fizzball=cricket with a beer ball.


Which of the 500 bars do you mean?
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