TERMINAL CITY is the new Center Camp !

TERMINAL CITY is the new Center Camp !

Postby oneeyeddick » Sat Jan 29, 2011 10:09 pm

Well, not really, but our coffee certainly tastes better.
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Postby AntiM » Sun Jan 30, 2011 6:31 am

Great. Poetry readings. Do we at lest get a firing squad?
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Postby C.f.M. » Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:12 am

AntiM wrote:Great. Poetry readings. Do we at lest get a firing squad?


If someone starts reading shitty poetry I will be firing Atari Teenage Riot at them with a megaphone.

There's a local regional camp that has a "soapbox." One time, so very tired of hearing people talk about love and finding yourself and shit, I just stood up there and did nothing, simply to prevent the hippies from having the microphone.
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Postby oneeyeddick » Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:20 am

Ahhh, CFM hasn't witnessed MASH's USO show yet?

(it goes something like this, we have video of Smashy doing something similar somewhere...)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EP1ZrAv8A4[/youtube]
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Postby C.f.M. » Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:31 am

oneeyeddick wrote:Ahhh, CFM hasn't witnessed MASH's USO show yet?

(it goes something like this, we have video of Smashy doing something similar somewhere...)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EP1ZrAv8A4[/youtube]


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CFM thoroughly enjoying Queen Gene's USO spectacular.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:00 am

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Postby The CO » Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:08 am

Hey, we have strict standards for the talent in our USO show.

1-You must have an act.

2-You must perform that act.

I think there were some others, but I can't find the list right now.
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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:12 am

i'll do my world famous imitation of Harvey Fierstein imitating Jimmy Durante singing a Henry Rollins Medley.
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Postby The CO » Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:13 am

You're hired!
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:20 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWoWH8W3sVo&feature=related[/youtube]
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Postby The CO » Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:45 am

I never realized that Mrs. Elva Miller was in on the joke.

Such a golden voice.... I prefer her version of Downtown to all others.
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Postby CapSmashy » Sun Jan 30, 2011 12:27 pm

Dammit Dick.
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Postby Dr Jet Sinister » Sun Jan 30, 2011 12:27 pm

I approve this message. However, I will not be making coffee for a bunch of hippies all day.
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Postby CapSmashy » Sun Jan 30, 2011 12:29 pm

C.f.M. wrote:Image

CFM thoroughly enjoying Queen Gene's USO spectacular.


That is not a real smile on the face of CFM. I had to photoshop that before publishing.
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Postby C.f.M. » Sun Jan 30, 2011 12:32 pm

needs more cats

We skipped coffee and went straight for espresso and Thai coffee. If Center Camp is where Burning Man went to die...TC can be where hippies come to be murderized. Or at least poisoned with DOOM JUICE and Herring shots.
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Postby sputnik » Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:12 pm

C.f.M. wrote:needs more cats

We skipped coffee and went straight for espresso and Thai coffee. If Center Camp is where Burning Man went to die...TC can be where hippies come to be murderized. Or at least poisoned with DOOM JUICE and Herring shots.


You had Thai coffee?!?! Damnit, this year I could use a bit of that, iced of course.

BTW, she *was* smiling because she saw the mug you see to the left standing across the compound
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Postby CapSmashy » Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:20 pm

C.f.M. wrote:needs more cats


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Postby pinemom » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:08 pm

heheeeeehehehehee

What is this a TC tattle tale thread!! me likes!


O Captain Smashy, My Captain Smashy

Please do tell us a Story...hmmmmmm?
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Postby pinemom » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:09 pm

Oh yeah, Co, What day is USO again? Wednesday?
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Postby moonrise » Sun Jan 30, 2011 6:15 pm

Me thinks I may actually find this Terminal City and if and when I do
I wanna light some fucking coffee on fire! BEST ~Flambe you'll ever see or taste

The ~Volcano...made with edible gunpowder....I have everything I need, including moonshine, er, uh everclear and rum 151...guaranteed to scare the hippies AND the tender yuppies far far away! Nuff said
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Postby CapSmashy » Sun Jan 30, 2011 6:33 pm

A story?

Max's mind was pulsing in overdrive as he tried to keep his focus in the fight swirling around him. Why the hell he ever listened to that damn woman back at the trader's depot in the first place... well, let's be honest here Maxie, she had amazing tits...

SHIT! He swung his rebar mace up just in time to block the Reaver's wild swing with a fire ax. His left hand sunk 8 inches of steel into the wild eyed, screaming fiend's gut and ripped itself free in a diagonal just below the rib cage. A brief glimpse of the shower of blood, intestines and other contents of his abdomen was all Max saw as he turned away looking for the next attacker.

"Stay in the game Maxie, you can think about tits all day after you get through this" he chastised himself.

He brought his mace around in a tight arc and was rewarded with the bone crunching, soft thud of caving in a skull and seeing a second Reaver's head disappear in a cloud of brains and gore. A third fell on the point of his knife, nearly decapitated and the fourth was vainly trying to regain his feet after Max's mace shattered his pelvis into splinters.

"Head up buddy boy" Max said casually.

The Reaver turned his sun blasted face up with a snarl, responding to the sound of his voice and not the words. Max could smell the rot from the once human mouth now filled with blackened teeth. Max finished him off with a flourish, he spun in a circle and landed the jagged steel of the mace head square into the face of the last Reaver with a sickening thud and crack of bones.

A quick search turned up nothing of use from the few pockets still remaining intact on the shredded and threadbare clothes the four wore.

"Is it over?" A frightened voice called out from a nearby tree.

Max looked at the pale teen boy with some disdain. "Yes. Its all better now. You can come down, the bad guys are dead." He watched his charge climb down gingerly. For a moment, he was afraid he was going to have to go help. "Hurry up.", he ordered. "Groups this small are rare. There's probably more nearby."

Fear crossed the boy's face. He looked like he was ready to climb back into the tree and hide some more.

"Dammit boy, get your ass in gear. I want to make it back to the depot before dark." Max's tone was harsh.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:13 pm

I've got to slow down when I read. I thought it said Terminal City is the New First Camp.

That was scary.
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Postby Major Krash » Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:34 pm

...word on the street is Larry has a new gig modelling for Sex Filth Avenue...
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Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:46 pm

And Crimson Rose is Kilbuck's new eye-candy.
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Postby sputnik » Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:58 pm

Actiongirl will be singing at the USO show this year


(which would be totally awesome, BTW)
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:40 am

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Postby Dr Jet Sinister » Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:55 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:Image

I love it when you post up these old burn pictures of yourself Simon!
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:54 am

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