MONKEYS VS. ROBOTS !

Monkeys vs. Robots...Who Wins?

1. OOOOOK, OOOOK...MONKEYS!
6
9%
2. it is affirmative, robots.
14
22%
3. MonkeyBots, cant we all just mash-up?
5
8%
4. we did'nt evolve from monkeys, and god certainly did'nt give robots a soul.
1
2%
5. Bonobots, the fuck-monkeys of robots, will screw them all.
16
25%
6. who cares? i just want to see Silverback vs. r2d2 in the Thunderdome
23
35%
 
Total votes : 65

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:24 am

can't i do Both?


glide one footed, blindfolded straight down the razor's edge?



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Yes, we Can-Can!

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:50 am

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RAZORS

Postby xaramonkey » Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:23 pm

Up or down, but never side to to side.

sub-genius, sub-human.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:15 am

breathe deep, the playa is the dust of your ancestors

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let the beat rock.

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:22 am

"the greatest thing about having nothing, and starting at the bottom is you can only go up from there"


"the most dangerous man in the world is a man who has nothing to lose"


"the best gravy is hunger"


well, my friend, i have a tapeworm...I KNOW what HUNGRY is.

there is no blood left in this stone, the banks and the courts have taken it all.

and, the future looks bright, things can only get better.

i guess i should buy some cheap sunglasses.



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Postby adam link » Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:24 am

its all in your mind, anyways.


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Postby xaramonkey » Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:31 pm

I read The Peter Principal. Thought that was a chapter from
I'm O.K. You're O.K. for 20 years. thx for the remind. I learned all about Levels and Incompetence in my 4 years working for the BoA . I reached it and quit. They fired me the next morning.


Whatever... you think too. That Toob link is a tricky trap.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Jan 08, 2011 5:49 pm

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Postby moonrise » Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:56 am

Monkeys are useful



for building better ROBOTS!!
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so long and thanks for all the fish!

Postby adam link » Sun Jan 09, 2011 11:23 am

alas, poor monkey, i knew him well...




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Robots made by monkeys-here's a few.

Postby xaramonkey » Sun Jan 09, 2011 3:07 pm

http://www.youtube.com/atch?v=wHEoMpMvz7A

Wir sind die roboter. Translation: We are the robots.

"Die Roboter" Funny how that one works.
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Postby xaramonkey » Sun Jan 09, 2011 8:18 pm

Madeline@ 1:16-All Good Gods Have Fleas.

Edit for colon vs. semi-colon
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Postby Snowah Zark » Sun Jan 09, 2011 11:14 pm

and after 3 days Tron made that "Duhhhhn" sound. turned on, and woke from The System Crash, and began to shake his Re-Booty.


and it was good.




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Postby adam link » Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:27 am

bump.



stupid limeys and some fucking sarong.
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Postby Liz Estrada » Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:19 pm

dance, robot, dance...

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Postby Gizmo » Thu Jan 13, 2011 3:43 pm

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Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:13 pm

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Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:15 pm

Any port in a storm.

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don't make me break out my flying robot monkeys.

Postby Liz Estrada » Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:07 am

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Postby adam link » Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:33 am

ROBOT SEE, ROBOT DO.


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Postby adam link » Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:31 pm

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Postby adam link » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:34 pm

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Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Jan 17, 2011 2:04 pm

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Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Jan 17, 2011 2:09 pm

You decide:
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i, of course, am a robot, and don't need bananas.

Postby adam link » Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:45 am

some people look like chimpanzees, some behave like bonobos.

some look like orangutans, some like apes, some like lemurs, and some are similar to snow monkeys.

There are gibbons and some like Mandrills.


each has it's own personality traits and behaviors. The lemurs mate for life and walk upright.

the bonobos will fuck anything and are a matriarch dominated culture.

Chimps have been seen participating in gang murder amongst other things.

Apes can read.


SO, which Monkey are YOU?
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Re: i, of course, am a robot, and don't need bananas.

Postby skibear » Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:45 pm

adam link wrote:some people look like chimpanzees, some behave like bonobos.

some look like orangutans, some like apes, some like lemurs, and some are similar to snow monkeys.

There are gibbons and some like Mandrills.


each has it's own personality traits and behaviors. The lemurs mate for life and walk upright.

the bonobos will fuck anything and are a matriarch dominated culture.

Chimps have been seen participating in gang murder amongst other things.

Apes can read.


SO, which Monkey are YOU?


I'm a Japanese Snow Monkey.
They are cute and like me hang out in hot springs. People and the
monkeys have been seen together in the same hot spring!
They like snow, ditto here.

All the other Monkeys types you mentioned were present in my office.
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Officemates even snorted and howled like apes. The big Silverback gorilla sadly died in a private plane crash. Place was a Zoo!!
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Postby moonrise » Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:04 pm

Robots don't monkey around, do they?? I'm willing

I'm a snowbot, if that computes...????
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Jan 19, 2011 4:09 pm

I seem to be gibbon or siamang.

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Postby skibear » Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:47 am

Kinetic said:
"At this point I honestly think a bunch of baboons could handle Burning Man ticketing more effectively then the clowns they have now."

Monkeys Rule!
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Postby moonrise » Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:37 am

Monkeys and robots always beat clowns right?
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