Reasons why OED's rat testes are better then BM.

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Reasons why OED's rat testes are better then BM.

Postby Fire_Moose » Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:26 pm

    Easily fit in the mouth

    Cannot produce enough semen at once to cause gagging/choking

    Mush less playa dust

    Brand new frontier

    They are stimulated by lasers

    They're extension is a giant green cock.
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Postby Aiee! It burns! » Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:04 pm

Harsh. :twisted:
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Postby oneeyeddick » Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:57 pm

you forgot that they are cleaner than Micky Mouse'e balls.

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Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Dec 03, 2010 5:00 pm

They remember to bring the lady a corsage when they are on a hot date. You can't bring plant matter to the burn.
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Postby Eric » Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:27 pm

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Postby ygmir » Sun Feb 06, 2011 7:19 am

Eric wrote:I will not joke about low hangers I will not joke about low hangers I will not joke about low hangersI will not joke about low hangers I will not joke about low hangers I will not joke about low hangers I will not joke about low hangers I will not joke about low hangers I will not joke about low hangers I will not joke about low hangers I will not joke about low hangers I will not joke about low hangers I will not joke about low hangers

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Postby Sail Man » Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:25 pm

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Postby magic8ball » Sun Feb 06, 2011 6:54 pm

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Would sing all together, as pig roasting for celebrate harvest.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:45 pm

More balanced.
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