Terrans Vs. Spacemen

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Terrans Vs. Spacemen

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:27 pm

ok,

lets review.

santas vs. clowns
ninjas vs. pirates
monkeys vs. robots
Art Fags vs. SparklePonies(tm)



and now this year,

TERRANS VS. SPACEMEN !!!

welcome to the beginning of the Technocalyps

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmwdYV5Lluw


yes, NASA has decided a Four Person One-Way trip to mars to determine sustainability is in our near future

http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/planetary/ma ... _crew.html

it's time for YOU TO TAKE SIDES!

do you want to EVOLVE into a bio-mechanical essence that can travel to the far reaches of the universe via technology or do you want to stay on stinky old polluted doomed earth.

i think the answer is clear, and Werner Von Braun was Right.

we must go where no man has gone before, and i'm not talking about the ugly lesbian at the YMCA who works the front desk.

SPACE!


it's time.

let the Terrans wallow in their own Filth and Nag Champa.

we have worlds to conquer.
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Postby ZeroandOne » Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:52 pm

they counted on their fingers and toes.
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:32 pm

Help me out understanding the theme.
Please to visit PAGE TWO.
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Re: Terrans Vs. Spacemen

Postby jkisha » Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:57 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:yes, NASA has decided a Four Person One-Way trip to mars to determine sustainability is in our near future

http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/planetary/ma ... _crew.html



Fun link.

Note that the dates listed here are taken from the report, which was published in 1997, and are for reference only to illustrate a feasible scenario, no actual mission is planned for these dates.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:26 pm

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Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:30 pm

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Re: Terrans Vs. Spacemen

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:22 am

jkisha wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:yes, NASA has decided a Four Person One-Way trip to mars to determine sustainability is in our near future

http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/planetary/ma ... _crew.html



Fun link.

Note that the dates listed here are taken from the report, which was published in 1997, and are for reference only to illustrate a feasible scenario, no actual mission is planned for these dates.


john, the 4-manned (and womanned) mission to mars (one way) was just recently announced.

i smell a reality show, n'est-ce pas?
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:28 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:Help me out understanding the theme.



ok...if you insist.


the rite of passage we are ALL going thru is the phase known as TRANSHUMANISM.

as we as a species TRANSITIONS to a post-human existence.

this is not as scary as it sounds.

But then again, aren't ALL RITES OF PASSAGE fraught with some inherent danger or fear of the unknown?

We are moving into a new age (god i hate that phrase) of bio-mechanical beings, namely us.

The genetic code and the rapid development of supercomputing converging to make it possible the dreams of integration and infinity, and beyond.

we are becoming masters of our own fate, almost as gods.

heresy? or Evolution..

choose a side.

embrace the robot, for it is us.
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Postby ygmir » Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:37 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:Help me out understanding the theme.



ok...if you insist.


the rite of passage we are ALL going thru is the phase known as TRANSHUMANISM.

as we as a species TRANSITIONS to a post-human existence.

this is not as scary as it sounds.

But then again, aren't ALL RITES OF PASSAGE fraught with some inherent danger or fear of the unknown?

We are moving into a new age (god i hate that phrase) of bio-mechanical beings, namely us.

The genetic code and the rapid development of supercomputing converging to make it possible the dreams of integration and infinity, and beyond.

we are becoming masters of our own fate, almost as gods.

heresy? or Evolution..

choose a side.

embrace the robot, for it is us.

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:43 am

ahhh...

someone who appreciates the method behind the madness.
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now just sit back, and relax.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Nov 06, 2010 9:12 am

this won't hurt a bit.


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this software needs updating.

Postby ZeroandOne » Sat Nov 06, 2010 10:57 am

this hardware is non-sustainable.

the second world cannot ALL live as those do in the First.

This needs to be addressed, by logical, sentient, computers.

you may not like the answer.


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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:03 am

what i like best is the Jodie foster Moment around the pinball machine...
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could such a scheme work?

Postby adam link » Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:13 am

god is in the data.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Nov 06, 2010 2:20 pm

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Postby ZeroandOne » Sat Nov 06, 2010 2:37 pm

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we have the technology.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Nov 07, 2010 9:45 am

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Postby ygmir » Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:07 am

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:17 am

start practicing my friend, the launch date has been set.


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Postby ygmir » Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:20 am

yes, yes, it's so true...........Gaylord, says so...........

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Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:27 am

So, water rockets are supplanting jet packs?
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Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:27 am

theCryptofishist wrote:So, water rockets are supplanting jet packs?

Or is this your grey water system for next year, Yg?
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:28 am

yes....


YES!


i wanna go, i wanna do drugs on mars.
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Postby bx1 » Sun Nov 07, 2010 1:41 pm

Aliens are the original spacemen, but they can be creepy.

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Postby ygmir » Sun Nov 07, 2010 2:14 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:So, water rockets are supplanting jet packs?

Or is this your grey water system for next year, Yg?


dang it, Felt, shush!!
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:08 pm

Ya know, even though we are the same species, i have problems telling terrans apart...they all look alike, ya know?
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Postby Liz Estrada » Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:11 pm

oh great....just what we need....


a bunch of nancy boys in shiny jumpsuits.


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Postby Eric » Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:21 pm

Liz Estrada wrote:oh great....just what we need....


a bunch of nancy boys in shiny jumpsuits.


Ooooh.

I love nancy boys in shiny suits! I'll take a dozen!

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Postby Eric » Mon Nov 08, 2010 3:11 pm

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