the doctor,s solution to bicycle related ass callouses

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the doctor,s solution to bicycle related ass callouses

Postby doctor laranz » Wed Sep 10, 2003 9:18 pm

many of my patients returned from burningman with severe callouses on their hindquarters due to protracted bicycle usage. i prescribed a cream that i mix up at home of herbs [marijuana], oils [cock seed and avocado] and a pinch of sunburned ass. next year, stand up while pedalling, walk some, and put a bandanna under your ass while fucking on the playa.
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Postby Angry Butterfly » Tue Sep 16, 2003 3:51 pm

Ya wont hurt yer butt if ya ride it year round like I do, suckers!
I took the road less traveled, and now I would like to go back and find the paved one.
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Postby aforceforgood » Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:43 pm

Assectomy?
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Postby diane o'thirst » Sat Nov 01, 2003 1:44 am

Six words:

Get a recumbent bike. They rule.
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Postby Alchemy » Thu Nov 13, 2003 1:10 am

Make a bike bench! I like bannana seats ,but if you take a board and turn it side ways and wrap it with soft fabrics and foam and then attach it to your seat youll be a happy camper.Maybe change out your handle bars to accompany it?
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Postby DE FACTO » Thu Nov 13, 2003 1:15 am

Alchemy wrote:Make a bike bench! I like bannana seats ,but if you take a board and turn it side ways and wrap it with soft fabrics and foam and then attach it to your seat youll be a happy camper.Maybe change out your handle bars to accompany it?


some where here there is a post for a doctor that has a solution for bannana seats.
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