First 100% Drug Free Year For Burning Man

First 100% Drug Free Year For Burning Man

Postby 1durphul » Sun Sep 19, 2010 6:24 pm

The 2011 Burn will be the first Burning Man with zero drugs. All participants have agreed not to partake in even the tiniest of pot brownies, nor any other drug.

Hooray!
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Postby Sham » Sun Sep 19, 2010 6:30 pm

You went and drank that Jesus water that they were passing out at the Empire Store, didn't you? You are now permanently FUCKED for the rest of your life!
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Postby Captain Goddammit » Sun Sep 19, 2010 7:32 pm

It won't be my first!
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Postby motskyroonmatick » Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:17 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:It won't be my first!


Nor mine. The prescription drugs in 08 were a necessity.
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Re: First 100% Drug Free Year For Burning Man

Postby Kinetik V » Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:19 pm

1durphul wrote:The 2011 Burn will be the first Burning Man with zero drugs. All participants have agreed not to partake in even the tiniest of pot brownies, nor any other drug.

Hooray!


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Postby MyPlayaUserName » Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:05 am

Drugs are so 2010. The new thing to do is unicorns.
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Postby FIGJAM » Mon Sep 20, 2010 8:30 am

How do we use these unicorns?

Snorted, smoked, bbqed, or staked out for personal plessure?

They would make interesting tent stakes with there sparkly hooves waving in the air. :wink:
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Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:33 am

FIGJAM wrote:How do we use these unicorns?

Snorted, smoked, bbqed, or staked out for personal plessure?

They would make interesting tent stakes with there sparkly hooves waving in the air. :wink:

the hardcore cut them with toads.
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Postby unjonharley » Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:55 am

I'm to soft hearted to stomp unicorn.. So you will have to snort 'em uncut
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Postby Galaxo Magic » Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:25 am

100% drug free? Uh-oh, then folks will realize we are in a god-forsaken fuckin desert! That'd be the end of it!
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Postby Dork » Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:18 am

That's like promising to start your diet next month or to stop smoking as soon as you're done with those cartons you just bought.

Come back when you've accomplished your goal and tell us how it went :)
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:00 am

Unicorn BBQ?

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Postby Trishntek » Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:12 am

I thought the sparkelponies use unicorns for transportation! Or was it a sparkle pony with a stiffy?

So if there are no drugs, I guess that would have to include alcohol and tobacco, right?
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Postby MistressSybs » Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:27 am

Trishntek wrote:I thought the sparkelponies use unicorns for transportation! Or was it a sparkle pony with a stiffy?

So if there are no drugs, I guess that would have to include alcohol and tobacco, right?


add caffeine to that list too.
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Postby Captain Goddammit » Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:44 pm

I'll readily concedede that my use of caffeine and alcohol is "drug use" as much as all the other stuff is. I just stick with what's legal so I don't have all the getting-busted-by-the-cops problems that others do.
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Postby CapSmashy » Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:55 pm

MistressSybs wrote:
Trishntek wrote:So if there are no drugs, I guess that would have to include alcohol and tobacco, right?


add caffeine to that list too.


No tobacco or coffee?

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Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:57 pm

2010 certainly was an Ugly Dougly free year. I suppose that's what you're driving at.
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Postby MistressSybs » Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:23 pm

CapSmashy wrote:
MistressSybs wrote:
Trishntek wrote:So if there are no drugs, I guess that would have to include alcohol and tobacco, right?


add caffeine to that list too.


No tobacco or coffee?

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is what I was thinking too... LOL
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Postby Trishntek » Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:36 pm

I guess that's one way to get rid of the dust,,,, if that's all there is to snort,,,, then we'll have to do something about all those UV rays flying around out there,,,,, oh and what about our addiction to water???? There MUST be something done about that too!
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Postby fbcota » Wed Sep 22, 2010 6:44 pm

I also heard that there will be no drugs at Burning Man in 2011. I saw very little drug use in 2010 so I will go ahead and pledge that I will not do any drugs in 2011.

I say we all pledge, no drugs at BM 2011. Hmmm, I wonder if we can get the cops to not do drugs either?
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Postby madmatt » Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:41 pm

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
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Re: First 100% Drug Free Year For Burning Man

Postby 1durphul » Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:14 pm

1durphul wrote:The 2011 Burn will be the first Burning Man with zero drugs. All participants have agreed not to partake in even the tiniest of pot brownies, nor any other drug.

Hooray!


I wasn't sure I could count on all of you to help spread the word that 2011 will be the first 100% drug free Burning Man.

In addition we're going to bus all participants in from surrounding states on Buses with 25 MPH speed governors. So there won't be any speeding.

Theme camp cargo will be shipped in by train.

Hooray.
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Postby Captain Goddammit » Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:17 pm

Well yeah, hey, lets just be ridiculous about it. I mean, people should expect to be allowed to do all the drugs they want just because they're at Burning Man, right?
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Postby 1durphul » Sat Sep 25, 2010 10:03 am

Captain Goddammit wrote:Well yeah, hey, lets just be ridiculous about it. I mean, people should expect to be allowed to do all the drugs they want just because they're at Burning Man, right?


Not in 2011. There won't be any drugs, or default world vehicles.
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Postby Snow » Sat Sep 25, 2010 5:53 pm

Free Drugs and BBQ unicorn, count me out.
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Postby Trishntek » Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:50 pm

Snow wrote:Free Drugs and BBQ unicorn, count me out.


Yeah we're with ya Snow, I prefer my unicorn roasted too.
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Postby brcmysharona » Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:43 pm

No drugs, just like all the other cities on the planet.
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Re: First 100% Drug Free Year For Burning Man

Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:49 pm

1durphul wrote:The 2011 Burn will be the first Burning Man with zero drugs. All participants have agreed not to partake in even the tiniest of pot brownies, nor any other drug.

Hooray!



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Postby fbcota » Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:56 pm

We can still eat all the bbq unicorns we like. Just without the drugs,... I am sure you will all take the pledge with me,...

I (your name)
promise to eat
bar bee que unicorn
with a mind only altered
by the playa dust.
No concoction of illegal origin
will imbue my body
or temp the cops
to come back to
Burning Man again.
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