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Postby LostinReno » Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:49 am

Eric wrote:
junglesmacks wrote:Who under 50 doesn't shave anymore?


Me.

All the men I sleep with.

Quite a few women I know.

Some of us like, oh, you know, men, not pre-pubescent shaved ickiness.


Cheers Eric! I couldn't agree more! 8)
Our greeter last year was completely waxed/shaved (don't get me wrong, he was a super sweet guy), it took us a few minutes to figure out "what was different" when it occured to us that he was completely shaved.....then it had the icky Ewwwwww, its a 10 year old :? ...factor!
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Postby C.f.M. » Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:51 am

Some of us like, oh, you know, men, not pre-pubescent shaved ickiness. I'm not a priest, I don't need to fantasize about smacking a minor. Give me a bush, furry balls, hairy pits & whatever body hair you naturally do (or don't) have. I like smooth all the way to monkey, as long as its natural.

It's just creepy. And the itch and scratching from shaven privates is way worse than the not-noticeable hair. Trim, sure. But shave...notsomuch.

I guess maybe it makes things more comfortable on-playa?

I will offer this disclaimer, as I always do in these conversations: if I were hairier, I might feel different. But I'm not very hairy, just very lazy.
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Postby junglesmacks » Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:51 am

LostinReno wrote:
Eric wrote:
junglesmacks wrote:Who under 50 doesn't shave anymore?


Me.

All the men I sleep with.

Quite a few women I know.

Some of us like, oh, you know, men, not pre-pubescent shaved ickiness.


Cheers Eric! I couldn't agree more! 8)
Our greeter last year was completely waxed/shaved (don't get me wrong, he was a super sweet guy), it took us a few minutes to figure out "what was different" when it occured to us that he was completely shaved.....then it had the icky Ewwwwww, its a 10 year old :? ...factor!


I was speaking directly about the female gender.. nothing to do with guys. Lol..

It was after the buzzard/nest comment and subsequent comments..
Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
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Postby LostinReno » Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:55 am

junglesmacks wrote:I was speaking directly about the female gender.. nothing to do with guys. Lol..


Because a 10 year old girl is any better?

C.f.M. wrote:It's just creepy. And the itch and scratching from shaven privates is way worse than the not-noticeable hair. Trim, sure. But shave...notsomuch.


I hear ya sister! Neatly trimmed, no problem, completely shaved, ummm, no.
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Postby junglesmacks » Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:56 am

So.. *cough* ..this thread has taken an interesting turn..
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Postby LostinReno » Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:58 am

junglesmacks wrote:So.. *cough* ..this thread has taken an interesting turn..


LMAO!!! :lol:
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Postby TomServo » Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:11 am

I never liked dental floss
anything worth doing..is worth overdoing

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Postby Eric » Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:20 am

junglesmacks wrote:So.. *cough* ..this thread has taken an interesting turn..


Oh yeh.

Y'all want to shave your bits back to puberty- have at. I just ain't sleeping with you.

Y'all want to assume that its a natural thing and that everyone does it- hell no. Most of my boys are in their 20's & 30's, and they have the hair they were given in the genetic lottery.

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I put shaving balls and bits in the same category as botoxing & cheek implants and starvation diets. A desperate need to look young and like the advertisers want you to because people can't deal with their own bodies. Women never shaved their pits until advertisers told them it was nasty, men started in the 90's when the metrosexual thing took hold. Pluck, prune, trim, alter, starve, botox... do whatever it takes to look like an airbrushed magazine, but, for gods sake, whatever you do- BUY SHIT to do it!
*bleh*
Give me a natural human any day.
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Postby Parasitoid » Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:30 am

lol, a natural human :roll:
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Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:35 am

I'm with Eric on this.
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Postby C.f.M. » Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:47 am

I'm not even going to get started on the fetishization of young girls and trace it back through the burgeoning porn industry of the 80s (among other things).

It's disgusting, and I refuse to allow Madison Ave. to dictate what I find "hot" or not.
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Postby TomServo » Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:58 am

C.f.M. wrote:I'm not even going to get started on the fetishization of young girls and trace it back through the burgeoning porn industry of the 80s (among other things).

It's disgusting, and I refuse to allow Madison Ave. to dictate what I find "hot" or not.


I don't think its a fetish for some people. They just hate pubic hair.
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Postby lucky420 » Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:13 pm

i vote Eric
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Postby C.f.M. » Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:14 pm

TomServo wrote:
C.f.M. wrote:I'm not even going to get started on the fetishization of young girls and trace it back through the burgeoning porn industry of the 80s (among other things).

It's disgusting, and I refuse to allow Madison Ave. to dictate what I find "hot" or not.


I don't think its a fetish for some people. They just hate pubic hair.


I didn't say it was a fetish, I'm referring to the idea that adults with hair on their genitals is somehow unattractive or offensive, and the smooth look of prepubescent children is the sexual ideal.

A fetishization, not a fetish.
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Postby TomServo » Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:17 pm

Maybe....but I still hate dental floss
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Postby C.f.M. » Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:23 pm

TomServo wrote:Maybe....but I still hate dental floss





Flossing is very important to your gum health!

One of the most important weapons against gum disease is flossing. Most people who have gum disease do not floss properly. You miss nearly 40% of your tooth surfaces when you brush without flossing!! Imagine washing only 60% of your body, while missing the other 40% day after day.
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Postby TomServo » Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:32 pm

C.f.M. wrote:
TomServo wrote:Maybe....but I still hate dental floss





Flossing is very important to your gum health!

One of the most important weapons against gum disease is flossing. Most people who have gum disease do not floss properly. You miss nearly 40% of your tooth surfaces when you brush without flossing!! Imagine washing only 60% of your body, while missing the other 40% day after day.


*laughing my ass off*...not LMAO...I'm above that. Thank you for the advice!
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Postby VeganChoirGirl » Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:11 pm

junglesmacks wrote:Who under 50 doesn't shave anymore?


YMMV.[/quote]

I am not a fan of "baby smooth." Trimmed is prickly and rubs me the wrong way. I prefer to NOT look like a little girl. Thanks.

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Postby Trishntek » Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:59 pm

Well considering how well endowed I am in the hair department, it is diametrically opposed to other endowments; therefore, out of necessity to find the little fucker, I've gotta keep the hay swathed.
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Postby C.f.M. » Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:02 pm

Trishntek wrote:Well considering how well endowed I am in the hair department, it is diametrically opposed to other endowments; therefore, out of necessity to find the little fucker, I've gotta keep the hay swathed.


That made me laugh out loud.

"Lil' Fucker," no pun intended, I'm sure.
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Postby Just_Joe » Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:06 pm

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Postby Sham » Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:14 pm

From a thread that started out pretty low from the first post, I really didn't believe it could drop more---but it did.
I am waiting for postings of before and after pictures now! :shock:
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Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:25 pm

Shambala wrote:From a thread that started out pretty low from the first post, I really didn't believe it could drop more---but it did.
I am waiting for postings of before and after pictures now! :shock:

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Postby corsairdude » Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:37 pm

geospyder wrote:TMI - trim yes, shave no!

AGREED! the regrowth period is unbearable!!!!!! how would you like it if you all went to BM with your hands down your pants itching your balls the whole time?

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Postby mzfit » Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:01 pm

meh - I have been shaving there for years - because I hate the hair there. It really has nothing to do with what someone says is sexy and someone else says is NOT sexy. I will say though that in my completely unscientific marriage - I have found that I get more BJs when I AM shaved than I do when I have let it grow out. Just my observation!

Also - after doing it that regularly for this long (10+ years) - I get the itchies for a day or two at most - generally about 3-5 days after I shave - but its nothing major.

Anyways - thats just my thoughts on the subject.
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Postby ygmir » Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:14 pm

TomServo wrote:I never liked dental floss


I'm goin with TS.
it's got nothin (to me) to do with young, but, to do with "seein the bits".......
Shaved, unshaved, they're all good....and a good trim, is a great compromise, IMHO.
The itchies after can be a drag.

and, hittin stubble, with wood, can be a real eye opener.........
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Postby Eric » Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:30 pm

ygmir wrote:and, hittin stubble, with wood, can be a real eye opener.........


I dated an Olympic gymnast in the 80's. The last time we had sex he was "growing back" from a meet- lets just say there's a reason they don't make blow-up dolls out of sandpaper, and a reason it was the last time.... *rude*.

I can however vouch for the agility of gymnasts & yoga instructors....
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Postby ygmir » Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:36 pm

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Postby Sham » Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:41 pm

Eric wrote:lets just say there's a reason they don't make blow-up dolls out of sandpaper

oy!
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Postby ygmir » Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:49 pm

Shambala wrote:
Eric wrote:lets just say there's a reason they don't make blow-up dolls out of sandpaper

oy!


is that you, Roland? Jake?..............
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