Miss Black Rock City 2010: Call for Participation

Miss Black Rock City 2010: Call for Participation

Postby MBRC » Sat Aug 07, 2010 5:56 pm

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MISS BLACK ROCK CITY 2010
Wednesday 9/1, 4pm
Black Rock Boutique in Center Camp

Represent your city, your camp, your art, your tent, or just yourself!

Participants (open to all shes, zes, and hes) will reveal their unique inner beauty in 2 categories:
1) The One Minute (no)Talent Competition: No rules, everyone has a talent - be it a stupid party trick or a fine art!
2) Interview: Do they do it for world peace, the children, or for the puppies?

All participants are beautiful and everyone wins by participating. Please come with a sash and a tiara, and a gift to share with one other participant, via the Beauty Queen Gift Box. Hosted by StacycatS, the original self-proclaimed beauty queen, in her first on-playa event since 2006!

NOTE: No Beauty pageant is fair, bribing the "judges" and your host is encouraged. Participate for fun, rather than play to win!

The MBRC Project has produced events on-playa, around the USA, the UK and Spain since 2004. Check out the Miss Black Rock City website for photos, our theme song, and info on past events: http://missblackrockcity.com/



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No Talent Competition

Postby orangepeelmoses » Sun Aug 08, 2010 4:51 am

won first place in a No Talent Talent Show once...
sung a poop tune in a Ninja Turtle costume:)

trip for 2 to orlando

true story

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Postby MBRC » Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:29 am

We have had people successfully tell knock knock jokes. We have had arias and tap dances and performances and costumes, plus an asphyxiation, a cervix viewing and a blood drawing. You wouldn't believe some of the things we have seen. :)
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Postby Parasitoid » Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:59 am

knock knock...
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Postby geospyder » Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:26 am

Who's there?
Don't believe everything you think.
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Postby Parasitoid » Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:29 am

nine eleven...
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Postby MBRC » Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:54 am

That would be an example of an unsuccessful knock knock joke. Kind of like the one I made up when I was a kid, something about Kenny Rodgers eating a cow. My parents still tell it to mock me.
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Postby Parasitoid » Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:56 am

it is actually a great joke once you make it to the punchline... just gotta wait for someone to ask nine elven who or else you can't have the punchline :P
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Postby MBRC » Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:00 pm

I can tell already. I am fast like that.
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Postby Parasitoid » Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:02 pm

fine then!

have you heard the one about taco tuesday?
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Postby MBRC » Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:04 pm

Why, I don't believe that I have. Do tell.
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Postby Parasitoid » Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:14 pm

knock knock...

Who's there...

Taco tuesday....

taco tuesday who?


NINE ELEVEN THE WORST TACO TUESDAY EVER!




...aaaaaand I'm out
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Postby Fire_Moose » Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:32 pm

...Just what BRC needs...another beauty pageant.



9/11 who?

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Postby MBRC » Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:33 pm

*slow clap*
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Postby Parasitoid » Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:42 pm

Fire Moose and I must subscribe to the same newsletter.
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Postby Fire_Moose » Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:46 pm

Pluggers Monthly?
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Postby C.f.M. » Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:50 pm

Intriguing Ideas Monthly
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Postby Fire_Moose » Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:52 pm

I get Lame Ass Ideas Quarterly, you know, the LAIQ...
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Are you a good judge of... character?

Postby MBRC » Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:03 pm

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SO, YOU SAY YOU WANT TO BE A JUDGE?

Many people think that being a judge is cool, because of all the bribes that the judges receive. But are you *really* up to the task? Show up at the Boutique stage on Wednesday at 4pm SHARP with your talents and your powers of persuasion in full effect... tardiness is an anti-bribe! Be prepared to prove yourself to both StacycatS and the pageant participants. Can you take it like you wanna give it?!

Maybe... if YOU ARE LUCKY... you will be one of five Miss Black Rock City 2010 Judges!

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virgin from Maui-- volunteer judge

Postby newlight » Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:08 am

former catwalk pro, solo performance artiste, clown and acting teacher

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