this one time...
at Burning Man;)
I went out on my bike to explore,
wearin' little more than scratch & sniff panties
and a flourescent orange fisherman's hat
because it was overcast,
I thought I didn't need to wear sunscreen...
Sunscreen Camp saved my hide
by pulling me over and rectifying the situation
lubed up and ready to go,
I headed straight into the center
towards the Man
a ginormous dust storm kicked up...
visibility was low
so I peddled to the nearest structure I could find,
which happened to be a group of strangers
about to serve dinner
although I was a complete stranger to them,
they gladly took me in...
not only that,
they hydrated me,
quintessential BM IMO