unjonharley wrote:I'm at BM as a example. It's what your going to look like in a few years. There is nothing uglier than an old man in the buff.
'stine wrote:When I was at a large camping event (hash house harriers), I was showering at the public, open air showers near a guy and said to him, "Hey, try this down there," and handed him some of my shampoo. He tried it and loved it and spent the next couple hours telling everyone in camp that I made his balls happy and tingly. No one in the camp knew me before this weekend so they were quite curious about me (new meat, I suppose) and this made an interesting first impression if nothing esle.
RingO'Fire wrote:Markov Chaney wrote:Reminds me of my preadolescent experimentation with Ben-Gay. That was an error I will never forget.
Speaking of preadolescent experimentation, try putting Icy Hot on your balls. The thoughts in my thirteen year old mind were something like, "...Hmmm...I wonder what would happen if...hmmm...that might feel real good....hmmm...I'm think I'm gonna try it..."
I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. I guess I thought some kind of mystical intensely pleasureable experience was going to happen. This vague sense of anticipation was quickly replaced by excruciating pain. I thought my nut sack was on fire. My balls were in hell. I was praying, "Dear God, if you put out the fire on my scrotum, I swear I'll never do anything this stupid again!"
I pretty sure I didn't keep my end of the deal though, mostly by doing other even more stupid things (that might make an interesting new thread "Whats the most stupidest thing you've ever done?"). Although I later managed to exceed this relatively high plateau of stupidity, I must admit, I never put harsh chemicals on my balls again.
Captain Goddammit wrote:Wow... I had more fun just seeing all the names in that all-time classic thread from almost a decade ago that I did reading it! Where have most of them gone?
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