Elliot wrote:Provided you are female, because I am a straight male.
chris2010 wrote:Clar-i-ty wrote:Casanova wrote:NO POT BELLIES!!!
... I can't even end that with the requisite "grasshopper." ...
Here I have "grasshopper"!
Mojori wrote:Elliot wrote:Provided you are female, because I am a straight male.
Can women have pot bellies? . . . Or do they get pot hips?
Hey, pot bellies, pot hips, BIFs (butt in front), BIBS (breasts in back), AOAs (ass on ankles) and FOFAs (flaps on fore arms) are all good.
Come one come all!!!
dragonpilot wrote:Pot bellies are not required...burn barrels are already provided.
(Get it?...pot bellied stoves...burn barrels...heh!) *rimshot*
Kinetic V wrote:Sheesh, I guess we have a bunch of image-conscious types in here.
FaeTora wrote:I can't have southern belles anymore. At least not the drink because it contains barely (a product with gluten). But oh I do drink.
I'm an odd mix of yankee and Southern Belle. I was raised in the south by people from Upstate New York. Regardless I try to be a gentleman at all times and a southern belle when I speak to someone I detest.
C.F.M. - I've never been a sweet drink kinda girl. I like things straight up. Patron shots, Gin and Tonics, etc. or wine. I love wine.
Almost as pretty as a lady.
FaeTora wrote:Most dark liquors like Whiskey, Brandy, Bourbon, etc. contain barley to ferment them.
lucky420 wrote:i have a pot belly pig-her name is Whole lotta Rosie. Her brother Pig Newton died this June. RIP Newnie...
C.f.M. wrote:I am definitely not a non-drinking Southern Belle.
If I want sweet I go for tequila, ha!
Or red-headed sluts.
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