The Clown Problem

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The Clown Problem

Postby skibear » Fri Jun 18, 2010 9:18 pm

The Clowns are coming to take you away, Ha, Ha. ROTFLMAO


On NPR yesterday they said more people are afraid of Clowns
than they are of flying on an airplane - not that I believe any of this!


Quoting NPR:
"Coulrophobia, or fear of clowns, is the third most common phobia in Britain.
To help combat that fear, John Lawson's Circus in the U.K. is offering "clown-seling,"
a pre-show therapy session to help people overcome their fear. Michele Norris talks
with Paul Carpenter, aka Popol, a clown who helps with the sessions."

link: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/stor ... =127911469


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Postby TryptaNim » Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:46 pm

I'm scared of shadow puppets and balloon animals! JK. Ever seen the flick Killer Clown From Outer Space? Highly recommended, unless you have an irrational fear of clowns that is. :lol:
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Postby bluesbob » Sat Jun 19, 2010 12:33 am

Are we talking about the clowns with make-up? Or the ones in politics, business, religion, and on the freeways of southern California?
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Jun 19, 2010 9:58 am

"Fuck the Clowns"

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Postby Eric » Sat Jun 19, 2010 2:49 pm

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:51 am

DAMMIT ERIC!

now i cant sleep.
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Postby Sail Man » Sun Jun 20, 2010 10:19 am

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Postby Mojojita » Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:09 am

Has anybody ever seen one that really is funny? One that made you laugh hard and tell your friends?
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Postby dr.placebo » Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:37 am

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Postby Isotopia » Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:55 pm

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Postby Dustdevil » Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:28 pm

Who could possibly be afraid of Ouchie the Clown ?

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Postby bx1 » Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:02 pm

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Postby drucake » Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:19 pm

bx1....thank you! that is awesome!
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Postby busgypsy » Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:21 pm

Having been a circus clown for years I have to confess it's all true. We did eat many small kids and kicked small dogs just for the fun of it. We were seriously depressed individuals hiding behind the make-up quietly waiting in dark corners ready to scare the living shit of you. But of course there is the lighter side. We loved juggling and throwing pies at each other. Riding in small cars with a bunch of other clowns. Boing boing Zoink!!!!
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Postby gerlachedNloaded » Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:23 am

my regional's theme next year is Circus Maximus... i'm going to need a hefty supply of xanax for that one...
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:36 am

KILL ALL THE CLOWNS!


and let Bozo sort it out.
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Postby gerlachedNloaded » Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:56 am

bring it sezmon

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Nov 12, 2010 8:07 am

Santa Beats Clown every time.

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Postby Snowah Zark » Fri Nov 12, 2010 8:09 am

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Postby Sham » Fri Nov 12, 2010 8:15 am

Eric wrote:Image

I love clowns

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Postby gerlachedNloaded » Fri Nov 12, 2010 8:40 am

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Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:19 am

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Postby The CO » Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:38 am

I have been proposing for a while now that the plural for clowns (a group of 2 or more) should be "problem".

I.E. "One clown has the potential to be a problem, but as soon as there are two or more, you have a definite problem of clowns."
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Postby Isotopia » Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:32 pm

Two can indeed be a problem.


























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Postby The CO » Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:46 am

Iso, that is the perfect illustration of what I'm saying.
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Postby ygmir » Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:04 am

and still, no one pulls the "Kinko" card............

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Postby Dr. Pyro » Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:30 am

You bozos can say what you want, but I often dress up in my clown costume and hang out in crawl spaces.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:43 am

what i really love is if you google 'clown problem" / images you come up with eric's face as the fifth hit.




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