YAY!! He reads the MANual.... Its typical Im on e-playa also reading up and Im probably too tired to make a lick of sence but let me extend my goofy ass to say..
I love love LOVE those who are prepared..and embrace their virginity... Virgins are so cool -you guys always remind us of our first burns..
after this burn..youll be a NOOB. NOT newby.(.ugh Im a stickler for the Burning Thesaurus cuz dinosaurs are cool). we like Super Noobs..especially Super Noobs with boobs or doobs? wait a minute..let me check..ah yes..VIRGINS who read...YAY!!!
then three burns down youll be a Fledge
But youll always be the New school
The old school is now closed but giving instruction..we are on new times...welcome ...
what do you look forward to most? You know virgins are the 40%......you all used to be like the 15%.
Its important that your down with the flow..of corse..It all moves so quickly- if you dont stay well read on what goes on- you miss alot in the blink of an eye..Ive been going for a while and Im even a little under schooled.
these are exciting times..or at least very very interesting.'
you are coming in at a pivital moment in our Burning History.. That in itself is kinda Virgin for all of us.
thanks for doing your homework.
I imagine there will be some tom foolery you will endure- take it with a grain of playa..
or grain alcohol...but thats advanced Playa 102..
for now remember to drink lots of water...start now.. no seriously... it takes practice and dehydration is the single most popular virgin health issue on the Playa ..You dont wanna be one of those burners do ya...? All dryed out and in the med tent- health workers all rolling their health worker eyes at you talking about you in code with baby voices..huh?
SO YOU KNOW.... .it NEVER happened to ANY of us and its very VERY embarrasing ..least of all horribley unsightly..prunish..mummified..eeesh.
Im drinking water right now and its raining outside and its freaking MARCH and thats how BURNINGMAN changed my life...it did! seriously....
Just know that people are gonna kinda lovingly fuck with you the whole time your there..and before..annnnd um like after..
Just hate it whe you kind get silly with a virgin and they get all pushed outta shape..When you get played with on the Playa its a sign of love and exceptance..THATS HOW WE ROLL..
Cuz SOME PEOPLE are just goofy like that probably from too much dehydration and find it nessesary to play like that ..you know to see if you know your shit..ARE YOU DRINKING YET? ummm
well there it is... glad your with us..
unless your dehydrated. lol..