Your Best Burning Man quotes please...

Your Best Burning Man quotes please...

Postby RevDusty » Fri May 21, 2010 11:07 pm

...for inclusion in a large art installation on the playa this year. The quotes will not be the main focus of the installation, but will provide some added fun for the participants. Bring 'em on!
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Sat May 22, 2010 6:48 am

"Burning Man is the Special Olympics of art."
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Postby masho » Sat May 22, 2010 9:14 am

"Hi, I'm looking for my soul mate, she's supposed to be around here somewhere. Is there a "Venus" camping around here?"

"As a matter of fact there is! There's one camping over there and over there and a couple more that way"
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat May 22, 2010 10:01 am

"CAN'T SLEEP, CLOWNS WILL EAT ME !!!"
breathe deep, the playa is the dust of your ancestors

A gift for the Playa
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Postby ygmir » Sat May 22, 2010 10:13 am

him:
Hi there, would you like to have sex?

her: no

him: well then, do you mind laying down while I do?
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Postby C.f.M. » Sat May 22, 2010 10:14 am

"Don't die."
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Postby illy dilly » Sat May 22, 2010 11:40 am

Person 1: "Wait, what was that?"
Person 2: "O Thank god, you saw it too"
Person 1: "But what was it?"
Person 2: "I don't care, I'm just glad someone else saw it too"
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
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Postby VeganChoirGirl » Sat May 22, 2010 11:43 am

Joe "Kaitlyn say's I have to ask before I touch you...can I touch you?"

Earth Mover "...."

Joe, "It didn't answer..."

Kaitlyn, "Joe, I don't think it ever will..."
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Postby scotto » Sat May 22, 2010 5:35 pm

'Burning Man will change your life...You just do not know how yet'

'Everything you take to Burning Man including yourself will never be the same'

'You can vacation in say Jamaica and see things that millions have seen before you and millions will see after you...Or you can trek yourself & stuff to BRC and see things that will only be available for one week to see'
Burning Man is a Participatory Sport! Lead by Example!
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Postby Snow » Sat May 22, 2010 5:48 pm

"WHY NOT!!!!!!"
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Postby Token » Sat May 22, 2010 6:57 pm

Don't mellow my harsh you fucking hippie!
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Postby ibdave » Sat May 22, 2010 8:37 pm

Where else can you watch a girl go poo in a bucket... :shock: :shock: 8)
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Postby ygmir » Sat May 22, 2010 8:42 pm

ibdave wrote:Where else can you watch a girl go poo in a bucket... :shock: :shock: 8)


*slowly backs away from the "Joke-a-tron"*.......
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Postby mdmf007 » Sat May 22, 2010 8:45 pm

ibdave wrote:Where else can you watch a girl go poo in a bucket... :shock: :shock: 8)


You could always be this girl...
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Postby Snow » Sat May 22, 2010 8:51 pm

^^^Didn't anyone teach her not to look down the barrel of a loaded gun?!?!?
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Postby motskyroonmatick » Sat May 22, 2010 10:21 pm

What's that guy dong with his left hand? :roll:
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Postby BRC Fairy Godmother » Sun May 23, 2010 8:36 am

1 - Was I the only one who saw that??!!??
2 - I shouldn't have eaten all those 'shrooms!
3 - I don't think I've ever been that high...
4 - Where in the hell are the porta-johns?????
5 - Does it ever end?!!?
6 - I swear to God, man, somebody put a sticker on my dick. A happy face, dammit!
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Postby Fire_Moose » Mon May 24, 2010 8:18 am

"Fuck the bitches. Love the babes"
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon May 24, 2010 9:42 am

mdmf007 wrote:
ibdave wrote:Where else can you watch a girl go poo in a bucket... :shock: :shock: 8)


You could always be this girl...
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She has a nice butt.

Ah, I got a thing about lady zoo keepers. :) She's just doing her job...
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Postby Fire_Moose » Mon May 24, 2010 10:04 am

"There is dirt is this cup..."

"Oh here, let me fix that for you"

/takes cup
/drinks cup
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Postby flatlander13 » Tue May 25, 2010 8:14 am

(While making fun of the people camping across from us)(Said in a silly British accent)
“I’m going to sit on this bucket and take a great big dumb.â€
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Postby Sail Man » Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 am

"We will burn no Man before his time"
Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue May 25, 2010 1:48 pm

"It was already burning when we got here."

"Are you a cop?"

"I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
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Postby Bounce530 » Tue May 25, 2010 1:59 pm

"You're doing it WRONG!"

"Free gas. Bring your vehicle to the man at noon on Saturday, there will be a tanker truck that will fill you up with unleaded." -heard a few times on BMIR in '08.

"Mustache!"

"Ding Ding"
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Postby gidget » Tue May 25, 2010 5:48 pm

"Buncha fuckin' alpha-females in this camp!"

"Who put dust in my dust?!?"

"Well there's yer problem!"



... all quotes unrelated BTW...
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Postby gidget » Tue May 25, 2010 6:49 pm

"Get off my lawn!"

"Who ashed in my beer?"

"Blinky-blinky flashy-flashy"

"Who put drugs in my drugs?!?"

"Goddamn it I have to pee... again!"

"This camp sucks! Whose shitty theme camp is this?!? Oh wait... it's our camp...." :?
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed May 26, 2010 10:38 am

"Hippie shower!"

"Meet me by the trash fence."
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Postby pinemom » Wed May 26, 2010 11:14 am

This one time at burningman..........
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Postby Savannah » Wed May 26, 2010 11:31 am

From late in the week, 2001:

*ear-splitting shriek from campmate's tent*

Me: "Oh my god, what?"
Her: "THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY HAIR."
Me: (picturing a stowaway insect): "What is it?!?"
Her: (laughing) "Sand!"


I miss that girl.
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Postby BRC Fairy Godmother » Wed May 26, 2010 12:11 pm

Get a fucking door!

Stupid rocket...
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