Gonzo and I are chuckling over here, to be sure.
I have to roll *down* my windows while on Poop Patrol or I can't see thru the windows for all the dirt. Sometimes I have to jump out of the vehicle to dry-swipe the dirt off the windshield to see.
The only way to truly protect your vehicle from the environmental onslaught is to not take it out there. Otherwise, just sit back, leave all your troubles at Gate, and enjoy the ambiance.
Sometimes I just tickle myself.
14 years of doing the porta-potties wrong.
FB Group: Burning Man Porta-potties
Changing the world one asshole at a time!