Since I haven't posted a new topic in a very long time, I thought I'd post all the pottie signs of years past from ePlaya participants like you!
"I tried and I tried and I tried to, well, you know, like... do my business. But I just couldn't do it. Every time I sat down I remembered that old X-Files episode with that little wormy man/thing that hung out inside the receiving end of the port-o-lets. I just ended up holding it for nine days."
"When you smell a fart you are breathing air that has been up someone's ass." PJ (where IS that butt-snuffler anyway???)
"Just go in there, mind that the door doesn't hit ya on the back - sometimes there's shit all over it, stir the soup with the magic wand and open the valve. There you go! Now spray it down...good. Now wipe it down and check the ass-wipe."
"Remember the Twighlight Zone episode with the box with the shiny, red, candy-like button that you press to kill someone you don't know and you get $1 mil? Wouldn't it be really funny if the button caused a porta pottie somewhere on the playa to shoot a blast of grey water up someone's ass? And you didn't now about it until you sat on it yourself!"
Got sign ideas?
I'll be in my blanket fort until further notice.