It takes a Bomb squad to remove a Buttplug

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It takes a Bomb squad to remove a Buttplug

Postby oneeyeddick » Wed May 05, 2010 10:47 pm

Good to see taxpayer's money well spent.

http://cbs13.com/local/chp.sex.toy.2.1675407.html

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SOUTH LAKE TAHOE, Calif. (CBS13) ―

A California Highway Patrol substation in South Lake Tahoe was evacuated for hours over concerns that a man's personal sex toy may have actually been an explosive device.

Authorities said CHP officers pulled over 60-year-old Steven Ferrini on Highway 89 for a traffic violation and found methamphetamine and drug paraphernalia in his possession.

While searching Ferrini, authorities found him carrying a device with an on/off switch and a wire disappearing into his pants. When officers asked him about it, Ferrini told them it was a personal sex toy.

Ferrini was brought back to the CHP station with the device still inserted, and when he began telling officers about his knowledge of explosives, authorities began questioning the nature of the device.

The CHP office was evacuated as a precaution while the El Dorado County Sheriff's explosives team responded to the scene.

Explosives experts extracted the device from Ferrini and confirmed it was a sex toy and not dangerous.

Ferrini was arrested and booked on drug charges -- authorities said the sex toy wasn't illegal.
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu May 06, 2010 9:28 am

At least we're safe now.
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Postby shroom » Thu May 06, 2010 9:31 am

Those had to be the dumbest cops on the planet to not know it was a sex toy.
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu May 06, 2010 10:26 am

Drop the BUTT PLUG sir! And step away from the car!


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Postby Bounce530 » Thu May 06, 2010 11:38 am

Classic O&A phone pank
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Postby Sham » Thu May 06, 2010 12:43 pm

shroom wrote:Those had to be the dumbest cops on the planet to not know it was a sex toy.

Oh my dear shroom, you may not have dealt with many cops. This is FAR from the dumbest out there! :lol: In fact, these may be a bit toward the smarter side!
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu May 06, 2010 1:49 pm

An electrical buttplug? Maybe a cockring? Ya think?
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Postby shroom » Thu May 06, 2010 2:40 pm

Shambala wrote:
shroom wrote:Those had to be the dumbest cops on the planet to not know it was a sex toy.

Oh my dear shroom, you may not have dealt with many cops. This is FAR from the dumbest out there! :lol: In fact, these may be a bit toward the smarter side!


lol! :lol:
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Postby Thecatman » Thu May 06, 2010 8:37 pm

Is there a police video to along with that?
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Postby Trishntek » Thu May 06, 2010 9:12 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:An electrical buttplug? Maybe a cockring? Ya think?


we have a couple of 'em you can try on the playa Dougly! in fact we are offering some as prizes too!

PS: we can do the cockring too!

PSS: we electrify just about anything you wish!
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Postby oneeyeddick » Fri May 07, 2010 12:20 am

I wonder what they used to remove the buttplug with ?
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Postby Sham » Fri May 07, 2010 1:08 am

oneeyeddick wrote:I wonder what they used to remove the buttplug with ?

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Postby ygmir » Fri May 07, 2010 5:53 am

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Postby oneeyeddick » Sun May 09, 2010 9:09 am

I wonder if he finally "came" when the nice officers jerked that thing out of his bunghole ?
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Postby Sham » Tue May 18, 2010 7:41 am

This thread dropped down to the bottom of the page, and before it fades to page 2, I was wondering if anyone recalls the story of the guy using the toilet at Home Depot a few years back?

It seems, he put some sort of permanent glue on the seat before sitting his fat ass down on it, and then had to call for paramedics to remove the seat and take him to get his fat ass removed from the glued seat. He claimed he didn't see the glue there, but a check of his background showed that that this same incident happened to him before. Some people like the attention and exposing themselves like that.

I'm not sure about others, but before I sit myself down on a public toilet, I always look to see if the guy before me peed on the seat and wipe it down. Glue on the seat would look the same as pee. Who would sit on a wet seat?

Sorry for the drift. Back to the police officer and the butt plug! :roll:
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Postby AntiM » Tue May 18, 2010 7:49 am

Police Officer and The Buttplug? Is that a new Fox show?
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Postby ygmir » Tue May 18, 2010 7:52 am

Shambala wrote:This thread dropped down to the bottom of the page, and before it fades to page 2, I was wondering if anyone recalls the story of the guy using the toilet at Home Depot a few years back?

It seems, he put some sort of permanent glue on the seat before sitting his fat ass down on it, and then had to call for paramedics to remove the seat and take him to get his fat ass removed from the glued seat. He claimed he didn't see the glue there, but a check of his background showed that that this same incident happened to him before. Some people like the attention and exposing themselves like that.

I'm not sure about others, but before I sit myself down on a public toilet, I always look to see if the guy before me peed on the seat and wipe it down. Glue on the seat would look the same as pee. Who would sit on a wet seat?

Sorry for the drift. Back to the police officer and the butt plug! :roll:


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Postby AntiM » Tue May 18, 2010 7:56 am

The everlasting, ubiquitous Baby Jesus Buttplug:

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Postby Sham » Tue May 18, 2010 7:57 am

AntiM wrote:Police Officer and The Buttplug? Is that a new Fox show?

Police Officer and the Butt Plug=Fair and Balanced
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Postby ygmir » Tue May 18, 2010 7:58 am

there are times, AntiM..........I can't decide whether to adore, or worship, you.............
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Postby Sham » Tue May 18, 2010 8:27 am

ygmir, why choose? We can both worship AND adore her!
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Postby ygmir » Tue May 18, 2010 8:32 am

*takes place among crowd*

so true, Shambala, so true..........

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Postby AntiM » Tue May 18, 2010 9:27 am

Ah, my people.

Wait a minute. My people are on the buttplug thread? Nevermind.
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue May 18, 2010 9:48 am

Shambala wrote:Some people like the attention and exposing themselves like that.


I feel so... normal now. Eww.
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue May 18, 2010 9:49 am

ygmir wrote:*takes place among crowd*

so true, Shambala, so true..........

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They can't ALL be wearing buttplugs? I miss all the fun parties. :(
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Postby AntiM » Tue May 18, 2010 10:05 am

That never gets old, no matter how many times I listen to it.
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Postby Sham » Tue May 18, 2010 10:11 am

ygmir wrote:*takes place among crowd*

so true, Shambala, so true..........

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Just look at the expressions on their faces. They ALL have butt plugs! :shock:
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Postby AntiM » Tue May 18, 2010 10:20 am

... except the anal bead freak in the back.
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue May 18, 2010 12:59 pm

AntiM wrote:That never gets old, no matter how many times I listen to it.


Suspect he was calling at the wrong store.
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