Favorite Bumper Stickers

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Postby skibear » Sun Nov 22, 2009 10:22 am

MD tags I saw yesterday

RYDACHK

My warped mind sees this as a nasty one!
:twisted:
:o
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Postby unjonharley » Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:00 pm

skibear wrote:MD tags I saw yesterday

RYDACHK

My warped mind sees this as a nasty one!
:twisted:
:o


A wide receiver..
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Postby Thecatman » Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:36 pm

Don't steal!
The goverment hates competion!
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Postby unjonharley » Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:39 am

Honk if you love Jesus.. Text while driving if you'd like to meet him..
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Postby Captain Goddammit » Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:55 pm

Drunks Against Mad Mothers
"Whaoomph! Whaomph! Burbbleburbblepattpattpattpatt... WHAAAAAaaoooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........!!!"
Top fuel dragster, by Elliot Naess
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:57 pm

I need more money and power and less shit from you people.
Like that one.
Please to visit PAGE TWO.
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Postby goathead » Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:19 pm

If you F#@% like you park
You will never get it in......
Ffwcio eich diwrnod
Jebem ti dan
Tpaxhnte ball aehb
Nasrat na vas den
Namaste, zkurvysynu

It will be some sort of incredible over-worded hippie prattle, attempting to disguise the
Eternal Theme
Burn Shit And Blow Shit Up. Eric
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Postby Thecatman » Sat Dec 05, 2009 12:25 am

KEEP PORTLAND
WEIRD
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Postby Captain Goddammit » Sat Dec 05, 2009 7:43 am

I used to have -
Even Mr. Goodwrench Couldn't Fix This Car
"Whaoomph! Whaomph! Burbbleburbblepattpattpattpatt... WHAAAAAaaoooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........!!!"
Top fuel dragster, by Elliot Naess
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Postby Alexkms » Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:21 pm

Most of these can be bumper stickers or t-shirt sayings, I tend to collect them.

At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits

What I really need, are minions

Rock is dead
Long live paper and scissors

Let your freak flag fly

Zombies just want hugs

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there
And I wouldn't want to see you everyday

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good

My other car is a broomstick

I brake for dementors

Save the earth
It's the only planet with chocolate

You pray
I dance naked in the dessert

Love knows no gender
"You pray, I dance naked in the forest"
"If you follow the crowd you might get lost in it."
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Postby MortalsNeverKnow » Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:26 pm

"When I grow up I want to be me"

Found this when researching theme camp "Nomadia" they are the creators of this great sticker!
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Postby knowmad » Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:47 pm

"It's Your Hell, You Burn in it!"


Â…Â…Please don't Look in the trunk,Please don't Look in the trunk,Please don't Look...

And in tribute to The Black Rock City Specialist Clan:
"Bitches Be Trippin!"

Not really a bumper sticker but it was written on someones ass at the burn:
I need a date, the Orgy doesn't admit singles
and I'm pretty sure it wasn't a joke.
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
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Postby Thecatman » Sat Jan 09, 2010 4:23 pm

In case of Rapture,
You're car's mine
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Postby knowmad » Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:43 pm

My Job is to comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
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Postby Zhiv » Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:03 pm

Why settle for the lesser of two evils?
Cthulhu for president!
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Postby geospyder » Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:03 pm

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn :twisted:
Don't believe everything you think.
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Postby Thecatman » Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:35 pm

I'll keep MY FREEDOM,
MY GUNS,
MY MONEY,
MY RELIGION,
and you, can keep the
"Change"
www.hankjr.com
Available in T-shirts to
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Postby knowmad » Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:58 pm

My Child holds a C- average at Black Rock City High School.
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Postby Fire_Moose » Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:05 pm

"I (pentagram) Satan" has always been a favorite of mine.

of course "Got Fire?" is great

and since we are doing shirts too, i have one with a bathroom stick figure holding a fire staff that says: "Danger! Contact Staff Immediately"
2K8 Burning Man Virgin 2K11 Camp Envy
2K9 Camp Envy 2k12 Fucking Flamingoes
2k10 Stag Camp 2k13 Camp Envy
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Postby Isotopia » Tue Apr 27, 2010 4:35 pm

Image
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Postby Kinetik V » Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:45 pm

"It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission"

(While it's on a sticker that's on all of my vehicles, the quote should be attributed to the late Rear Admiral Grace Hopper, USN Ret. Anyone with an interest in computers, programming, etc should do a little reading about this awesome woman.)
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Postby knowmad » Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:51 pm

"Wait, let's see If I heard you correctly, you want me to pull on what? Oh, Pull over! mybad."
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
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Postby masho » Fri Apr 30, 2010 7:08 am

"Do nothing, See what happens"
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Postby Trishntek » Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:17 am

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw"
RETROFROLIC, the place of Pink, Pain and Pleasure!
http://www.retrofrolic.com
Some call me Tnt,,,, works for me!
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Postby Trishntek » Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:31 am

"OneBigAssMistakeAmerica"
RETROFROLIC, the place of Pink, Pain and Pleasure!
http://www.retrofrolic.com
Some call me Tnt,,,, works for me!
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Postby ragabashpup » Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:12 pm

WA state plate I saw the other day..
SUN PLS
That made me giggle for quite some time.
Ragabadger don't give a shit.
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Postby Ranger Genius » Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:51 pm

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“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.”
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Postby skibear » Thu May 27, 2010 6:26 pm

Boldly Going Nowhere

I Don't Need Sex. The Government Fucks Me Every Day






Er, I'll admit I have these.
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Postby knowmad » Wed Jun 02, 2010 3:56 pm

My other toy has hooters.
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Postby can't sit still » Sat Jul 03, 2010 9:07 pm

This wasn't a bumper sticker but, i couldn't pass up posting it. In a tiny 4 seat coffee shop in western oregon, there was a sign;
"Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free kitten."
I don't post things because I believe that they are the absolute truth. I post them because I believe that they should be considered.
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