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Postby ygmir » Wed Mar 03, 2010 9:47 pm

landed in that special place behind the schoolhouse.......a place, within a place......a place of fear, mystery, hidden from most, open to some.........a place of musky warmth, sweet envelopment and immersion, from whence, emanates a flavor, admittedly, and acquired taste, enriched through experience, feared by the uninitiated,

a place, truly, where once entered, and the ripe fruit once tasted, the bewildered seeker becomes the neophyte...........and, upon repeated entrance, becomes..........

*frog notes repeating pattern, is this a dream?*
*frog also notes, he's not sure if he's a frog, because, he's also dreamt of being a frog, when, he's really............*
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Postby OnceTheDustClears » Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:22 am

really, really confused and powerfully thirsty. He hops back to the bar and orders up a tall glass of a magical elixir served with twinkling glowing ice cubes. Only in this dusty, booby, dark bar can such a cocktail be found. Rapidly downing the beverage he slams the glass down on the counter and shouts...
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Postby EvilDustBooger » Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:49 am

"It was better last year!"

But I was just kidding.

I didn`t mean a word of it.
I was speaking off the top of my head, delerious with foggy memories of my adventures in the dust, travelling wherever my whims led me, glowing ice cubes , slippery buttocks and then suddenly.... I realise....I am swimming in a pond!...and...
.... I`m speaking in first person!
My head spins as reality tries to steal me away from...
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Postby littleflower » Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:19 am

a dream reality, a parallel reality, in which life is even more real than reality .... where a frog can actually survive a week in a fire-laden desert paradise while drinking and dancing with ......
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Postby OnceTheDustClears » Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:26 am

assorted e-playans. Each in turn frolicked with the little bugger until late one woozy night, someone had the idea to kiss the frog and see what happened. So a brave soul stepped forward, grabbed Greenie and...
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Postby ragabashpup » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:17 pm

**POOF** the frog turned into the most beautiful playa denzien ever to be seen. But then the beautiful creature dissapeared into the night just like they always do.
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Postby ygmir » Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:06 pm

and, so, as Timmy, the "frog/prince" wandered away through the desert, Ms. Oggelmeyer was left to fend for herself........and, oh how she fended......

her very first encounter was with none other than.......
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Postby Fire_Moose » Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:22 pm

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Postby ragabashpup » Thu Mar 04, 2010 2:32 pm

and when she saw Omega Red she proceeded to laugh in his face which made him...
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Postby EvilDustBooger » Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:48 pm

call his little sister Panama over to explain in a normal tone that resistance was...
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Postby OnceTheDustClears » Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:05 pm

because her heart belonged to another...a real e-playan who went by the forum name of...
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Postby Fire_Moose » Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:04 am

...futile. He then proceeded to wrap his carbonadium tendrils around Ms. Oggelmeyer and suck all of the burner aura outta her. Once she was dead and all her aura had been sucked, he began to secrete bodily pheromones deadly to anyone in his immediate vicinity....
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Postby EvilDustBooger » Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:16 am

...except for tiny Timmy the dazzlingly dusty frog. So the brave froggy came out of hiding in the desert returned to his amphibious state and exclaimed "LICK ME, I`M FULL OF SUPRISES!!!".
The titanic red soul sucking monstrosity leaned over the tiny sparkling desert denison and...
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Postby OnceTheDustClears » Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:42 pm

...cowered with fear
and yet stood in awe
for the frog had morphed into
an amazing, incredible sight to behold.
Unbelievable as it was, standing before him was a...
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Postby ygmir » Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:20 pm

Teletubby, Image

the missing 5th of the group, the point of the pentagon, as it were........
the famous, androgynous Teletubby, named "Pat"...........and, he was not sure if he should treat Pat as an ice cream cone or popsicle..........until.........
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Postby OnceTheDustClears » Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:13 pm

Pat dropped trou.
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Postby ygmir » Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:34 pm

at which point, he realized, Pat, was a..........
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Postby BigCock » Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:53 am

Cock

... standing on his hind legs crowing at the moon loud as hell.
"Damn chicken! Shut up or I'm gonna ring yo damn neck."
So Pat, the hung-like-a-bull frog, settled down. All he really wanted was a drink - preferably a gin cocktail, easy on the vermouth and vegetables. sip. ahh. But the bitches wouldn't let him alone. Always callin, settin on his lap, grindin on his legs and shit. C'mon! Can't a fella relax a bit? Clear his mind, take a few deep breaths (thanks to Neti pot)
innnnn ,
oouuttttt.
innn

HeH HMM. Attention! Lend me your tympanums! Sorry to interrupt, but can we pause here for a moment? !? Great. I'd like to give a big round of applause to the frog.. The desert frog ... WOOOHOO! God love him. Amphibian, surviving in the burning drought.
And, long as we're getting back to nature, let's hear it for the bugs out there too! Woo hoo! ... little dusty boogers running in and out your nose (DAMN Neti, giving me freaky dreams!). And Finally, let's hear it for the band!!! WOoOOooOH HoooOOooo!

Where was I? Ah yes, floozy perched on his drumstick, getting late, the old bird tosses back the rest of his drink, considers pouring himself a halfy ... one for the toad,... thinks better of it and just heads to bed to join his sleeping mistress, tromboning one just outside the bedroom door ...
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Postby Sail Man » Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:28 am

At which point his mistress bolted upright in bed, grabbing her trusty .45 Magnum on the nightstand next to her, and in her alcohol induced haze, aims at the doorway and cracks off a shot, not killing the wayward brass player, but instead shooting off his...
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Postby OnceTheDustClears » Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:35 pm

... trusty wing man's ear.

"Damn that hurt!" yelled ...
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Postby ygmir » Sun Mar 07, 2010 5:04 pm

just as he fell, for, not only had he been shot in the ear, his leg had been pierced as well..........for, "Otto Fellatio", as said wing man was known on the streets, was also a yoga master........and lonely.............
so, the brass player, being quick witted as any brass player is want to me, immediately pulled out his.......
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Postby CLARKcon » Sun Mar 07, 2010 5:39 pm

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Postby OnceTheDustClears » Sun Mar 07, 2010 6:10 pm

...a yet untried but very heavily laced Spanish fly solution.

*ZZZING*

The dart sailed straight into the neck of...
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Mar 07, 2010 6:15 pm

Regis Philbin, Lord and Dark Master of All.









the end.
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Postby OnceTheDustClears » Sun Mar 07, 2010 6:19 pm

"RREEEEEEEEEG!!!" shrieked ygmir, terrified that his fallen idol may have been injured.
"Are you all right?"
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Postby ygmir » Sun Mar 07, 2010 6:58 pm

*all the while knowing, Reeg hasn't been alright, since, his cameo on "everything you wanted to know about sex, but, were afraid to ask*

Knowing, of course, this can't be the end, although, with a dose like that, Kelly Ripa may well wish it were so..........

The ever ingenious, Ygmir,( being the steadfast, trustworthy and ever so clever, as well as supremely funny), immediately called his pal...........

*spelling*
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Postby OnceTheDustClears » Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:55 pm

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...who was running as fast as he could with the Lord of Darkness in hot pursuit.
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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:03 pm

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Postby ygmir » Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:23 pm

and, the poor, poor doughboy, as he scampered to and fro, hither and yon, he stumbled into a seedy theater, a theater of the mind, one, where, on this night, the doughboy would be treated, to, a never ending loop.
And, lo and behold, at 1:01 into the loop, his worst nightmare, the appearance that makes the world shudder:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoTDK95Ua94&feature=related[/youtube]

after watching this for several sessions,
the doughboy, ran screaming into the street..................

not just any street, but, into............
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Postby Elorrum » Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:46 pm

the Black Rock Bakery. And although nothing says lovin' like something from the oven, the poor doughboy was popped freshly into the...
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