Camp Herring 2010

Postby Elliot » Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:49 pm

:D
Click

Bzzzz… scratch click hmmmm….


[The atmosphere of the candle-lit living room fills with electronic static… and rapt attention. The vacuum tubes of the Radio Set glow with anticipation.]


ANNOUNCER:
And now we welcome all you good folks out there in Radio Land back to Silent Radio – the radio show where you make up your own sounds.

As you may recall, Silent Radio originated in the year of Larry Harvey 2006, and starred our aptly named hero Our Hero, as well as a cast of thousands of Herrings and many other creative creatures such as the notorious Herr Oberst (Mr. Kernul) and his loyal band of dust-covered Apokiliptical lackeys. The one character of the Silent Radio series who was apparently NOT ever loyal was Our Hero himself – the habitual turncoat and all-around Weasel of Opportunity.

History has since proven the disloyalty of Our Hero beyond all doubt. First he skipped Apok membership in 2006 due to a prior engagement with the KazBus crew. In 2007 he took on really big airs and held his very own Kinetic Sculpture Racing Theme Camp. In 2008 he fulfilled an even older previous commitment with Camp Inspiratum (more Kinetic people).
Then, in 2009, he was scheduled to finally join Apok when a financial stumble nearly cost him his participation in The Festival, and his 40 acre allotment of Apok was sensibly subdivided to others.

Now –- in 2010 -- … the odds are about the same. But there are no more prior commitments – unless Kinetic Sculpture Racing Camp Version 2.0 should appear, but that is not supposed to happen until 2011 –- I’m told by those who would take up that glorious banner.

So stay tuned to this station, and find out what devious mischief Our Hero comes up with for 2010. Rumors whisper of a fleet of unridable bicycles (in addition to a flock of normal ridable ones, as in 2009.)

Silent Radio is broadcast from the rooftop of the Kinetic Barn at Clearlake Mechaniachal Laboratorium and sponsored by AMCAR Magazine, the sole source of income for said Laboratorium. (Cold fusion proving elusive.)
Silent Radio will hopefully return… after several big Deadlines have been met –- and presumably met with editorial approval and good profit.

We now return you to Herring News, in progress.
:D

PS:
For old times sake: A certain Kernul is very nearly deposed by popular proklamation when a royal Herring appears in Apok during a 2006 episode of Silent Radio.
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In his spare time, Our Hero has been known to build Playa bikes.
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Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:10 pm

dragonfly Jafe wrote:...and the leaked communiques from the extremist anti-norwegian cell, with our fearless Hero - Elliot!

whatever happened to that old radio series? those were the days....


Damn fine radio, that. With Bay Bridge Sue returning next year, perhaps there's hope for more the serial series? I'd love it! What do you say, Boxarox?
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Postby Elliot » Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:18 pm

:D
It was great fun, indeed. And I have since used the Silent Radio concept in two magazine articles -- very successfully, yes.

But remember that Magic only happens when Magic happens to happen. The stars may never line up quite that way again.

Of course, they may line up some other fun way!
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Postby EL Wire » Sat Nov 14, 2009 12:58 pm

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Postby Fire Wire » Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:13 pm

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Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:20 pm

A daring foray into nudity from the Herrings!
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Postby Elorrum » Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:09 pm

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Herring-filled truck crashes into N.S. house
Last Updated: Tuesday, September 29, 2009 | 3:58 PM AT
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An 18-wheel transport truck (on it's way to a storage facility in Gerlach, Nevada?) loaded with approximately 27,215 kilograms of herring crashed into the garage of a home in Annapolis County, Nova Scotia RCMP said.
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Postby Barb Wire » Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:01 pm

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Postby Dr. Pyro » Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:46 pm

Uh, DAYLY should be spelled DAILY. You herring mongers are dumm.
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Postby Fire Wire » Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:05 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:Uh, DAYLY should be spelled DAILY. You herring mongers are dumm.


It's just bad keyboard.
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Postby Barb Wire » Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:13 pm

I suffer from Keyboard Dyslexia...
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Postby Fire Wire » Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:17 pm

That carrot top from Barbie deaht cmap hasn't got a glue..
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Postby Elliot » Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:07 pm

:D
Gotta love the "chimney" drawing! No wonder some people advocate keeping children away from Burning Man!

However.
As for the old "The view never changes unless you are the lead dog"....
I recently read that male raindeer shed their antlers in the autumn, but the females do not. Thus, Rudolph and the rest of Santa's team are actually all female. Kind'a like how the dogs that portrayed Lassie in the movies were all male dogs because of their more luxuriant fur. So that back-seat view could be improved upon -- which might improve old Santa's mental health.

I'm so glad some people have a sense of humor today! I don't dare go out and work on my barn roof, lest I offend some neighbor.

Merry Happy!
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Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:51 pm

Elliot wrote:Kind'a like how the dogs that portrayed Lassie in the movies were all male dogs because of their more luxuriant fur.

So that was why. I never knew before.
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Postby Bin Noddin » Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:53 pm

Elliot wrote::D
... I don't dare go out and work on my barn roof, lest I offend some neighbor.

Merry Happy!
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They'd be less offended if you put some pants on. Hope you had a happy birthday and Christmas.
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Postby Fire Wire » Mon Dec 28, 2009 3:28 pm

A Norwegian fishtale......
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Postby ygmir » Mon Dec 28, 2009 6:52 pm

I stand and salute you, Fire wire.

truly a new saga is formed...........
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Postby pinemom » Tue Dec 29, 2009 10:00 am

aww, and just when he thought he was finally gonna catch the big one!
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Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Dec 29, 2009 8:35 pm

I think I read the nordic saga that was based on.
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Postby EL Wire » Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:15 am

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Postby Fire Wire » Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:11 pm

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Postby EL Wire » Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:33 pm

This is EL Wire from the past!
Writing to you from an Apple G4 Cube running OS 10.1 Puma browsing with Netscape 6.2

Amazing!!!

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Postby Elliot » Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:46 pm

:D
This is "Our Hero", scratching away on scrolls of papyrus -- an amazing upgrade from chiseling on the granite walls of my cave!

But the rock carvings are lasting much better than the hard drive that recently self-destructed!

Sure looking forward to seeing you guys again. I'll be living in Kamp Apokiliptika this year.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:18 pm

So, do you know how the swedes make coffee?
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Postby Elliot » Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:01 pm

:D
Hmmm.... Same as in Norway: Put a coin in the cup, pour in coffee until you can no longer see the coin, then pour in BRYGGERHUSKONDENSAT until you can see the coin again.

Sip carefully.
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