These innovative new measures represent a comprehensive improvement to Burning Man's previous security plan, which had been "sort of scribbled on a napkin that was accidentally left under somebody's cocktail, and all the ink ran and we couldn't read it anymore," said Harvey. "That was, what, '97?" he shrugged.
i saved that napkin just in case of any legal ramifications.
oh, and by the way, i did bring my rifle that year and passed it off as merely a "fashion Accessory", that shows you how far we've "evolved"
my girlfriend and i went around dressed as great white hunters on safari for Hippies.
and i believe, if i'm not mistaken all proceeds we're Confiscated at the gate and held as Ransom by the Local Locals.