this just in from a source, that will remain anon. for various important reasons, but i may have made a typo in the above fashion show poster.
i had that monkey shot, my apologies.
the sig-int i received via high tech smoke signal reads that the A-Hole's location might be a 3:00, instead of 2:00.
i am awaiting clarification, and possibly a map from the appropriate authorities as to the rendez-vous point. The time is correct, not that any of you fucking west coasters keep the real time anyways, but for ease of coordination and logistical purposes, we will say 4:00 pm PST, Friday the whatever the fuck it is.
as i am on a need to know basis, i need to know for future propaganda purposes.
i also need to know where you keep your whisky, for emergency medical reasons.
Please forward all paperwork to the office of internal extra-marital affairs in triplicate with the standard photo documentation and restitution will be made for any collateral damage caused by this error.
did i mention i had the monkey shot?
i have 49 more, we'll make do.