MONKEYS VS. ROBOTS !

Monkeys vs. Robots...Who Wins?

1. OOOOOK, OOOOK...MONKEYS!
6
9%
2. it is affirmative, robots.
14
22%
3. MonkeyBots, cant we all just mash-up?
5
8%
4. we did'nt evolve from monkeys, and god certainly did'nt give robots a soul.
1
2%
5. Bonobots, the fuck-monkeys of robots, will screw them all.
16
25%
6. who cares? i just want to see Silverback vs. r2d2 in the Thunderdome
23
35%
 
Total votes : 65

MONKEYS VS. ROBOTS !

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri May 29, 2009 11:32 am

the future is now. which side are you on?

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Re: MONKEYS VS. ROBOTS !

Postby ygmir » Fri May 29, 2009 12:52 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:the future is now. which side are you on?

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Poo vs Sailman?................
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri May 29, 2009 12:55 pm

i tend to favor the robots.


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Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri May 29, 2009 1:56 pm

Real monkeys have EE degrees.
Please to visit PAGE TWO.
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Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Fri May 29, 2009 5:00 pm

MonkeyRobots-- Assemble!
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Postby d6 » Fri May 29, 2009 5:51 pm

Mr. Jellifish and Robotronia are camping in the same zone.
again.
the U-me and Hotshot have done battle previously.
This year it's clear that no one will be spared.

Simon, you are my hero. Please make the jv squad clean up the aftermath of our "camp", as it may be littered with the carcasses of

MonkeyBots
Zsu-Zsubots
MantisBots
HugoBots
Hotshot the Robots

No guarantees, but a stray male raverhippie may be among the ruins.

d6,
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your witty rejoinder just flew over my head.....

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun May 31, 2009 7:37 am

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:55 am

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Postby ygmir » Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:37 am

this is conflicting for "Mecha Kong"........

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:06 pm

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Jun 13, 2009 4:24 pm

the monkeys are clever, were it not for the banana in it's hand, this one might have made it thru checkpoint.


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Postby Oldguy » Sat Jun 13, 2009 6:41 pm

Simon, your monkey vs. robot poster would make a nice embroidered patch, only 7 or 8 colors. I am often amazed at your graphic skills...
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Jun 13, 2009 7:11 pm

i stole the images on line and added type...

opportunistic yes, talented, ehh.


but you're right, it would make a good patch. shit, if i had one of those computerized embroidery machines, i'd never leave my workshop.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:26 am

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:57 pm

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Postby diane o'thirst » Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:59 pm

MONKEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYSSSSS!

cak! Cak-cak-ch-cak!

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Yeah, you totally can't tell I took Grady's Monkey Chant classes, can you?

Cak! Cak-Cak!

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Postby ygmir » Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:44 am

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:51 am

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

parts is parts, you know.


I had a great idea the other day as i was crunking in my studio and practicing my robot dance moves.


Giant Evolution Dance Off on the Playa

Monkey dance vs. Robot dance

i wanna see some monkey butt shaking, and some robots busting a move to finally prove who has the best rhythm.

Robots, duh.
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Postby ygmir » Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:35 am

it's hard to keep up with a 60hz high kick staccato...........

let alone 3 phase tap dancing..........

but, then again, as the monkeys type the declaration of independence............
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Postby Fire_Moose » Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:51 am

if you could put yer brain in a robot body....would you?
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:00 pm

thats a great question with many spin offs...

would you put a robot brain in flesh?

the mingling of the two is now ubiquitous, my mom has two replacement knees, my dad, all kinds of plastic plumbing around his innards.

hell, even dick cheney has a robot heart....(sorry robot heart, i didnt mean to associate you with dick cheney, it just slipped out, my bad)

i guess to answer the first question, certain conditions would have to be known, can i upload my experiences (my brain) into lab grown, genetically modified NEW FLESH(tm) or do i have to do a hard wire to my spinal column and exist inside a metal box.

with that said, also consider how the mind works, especially with prosthetics.

studies and experiments have shown amazing adaptations on our behalf (as well as test monkeys) to actually "feel" our new appendages and have sensations because the bone interprets the vibration and the brain fills in the blanks. sort of like phantom limb, but in reverse.

after a while you wont know the difference, except when reminded by stimula or others that your existence is simalacre.

pretty cool, huh.


ok, gotta go, have to swap out my batteries and feed the monkeys.
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Postby ygmir » Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:05 pm

Fire_Moose wrote:if you could put yer brain in a robot body....would you?


look what those hot aliens did with Mr. Spocks brain.

if they could do that, just imagine what we can do now..........
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:09 pm

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Postby ygmir » Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:17 am

can a large black obelisk be considered a robot?

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:50 am

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Postby Fire_Moose » Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:08 am

Simon, essentially you would exist in a metal box...a metal box with the strength of 5 gorillas!!

all your current brain knowledge is retained and you get a +3 to general experience after the procedure.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:16 am

throw in a a big titanium dick with stainless steel balls with vibrating multi-probe and you got a deal...


i still wanna be popular mit der frau, even after the operation.

can i pick my own cool robot name?
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Postby Fire_Moose » Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:29 am

You get to pick yer robot name but you have to settle for the aluminium alloy robot dick that doesnt vibrate (I mean damn we ARE in a recession)


as for the stainless steal balls, i think you might have to steal those from one of the deceptacons
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Jun 20, 2009 6:34 am

i have decided on a name.

They call me Mr. Tibbs.
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