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Postby Monkeypoo » Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:20 am

jkisha wrote:Now that's just wrong--and funny!

JK


I can't believe I laughed so fucking hard I drooled all over my chin and can't stop laughing.
OMG STOP ME! Hurry! Quick! Let the new page begin! PLEASE!!!!

*I can't fucking stop laughing!!!!!*


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Is this enough? Have we turned the page?

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HAPPY EASTER POLE DANCING!!!

Did that do it? OH GOD!!! More? Okay....
(Please, Zombie Easter Jesus, let this be the post that turns his goddamn fucking thread into page 5,
fer christ's-fucking-christ-larry-fucking-goddamn-fucking-sakes!!)


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Are we good yet?










Dammit!!! Are we good yet??!!!





I'm trying my hardest, bitches!!!!




*passes out in convulsions, shakes all over the place, peeks head up*










I GIVE THE FUCK UP. ARE WE THERE YET???!!!!!!
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Postby EvilDustBooger » Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:34 am

Wait for it.


































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The Cornhole

Corn on the cob wrapped in hickory bacon with two hot dogs and two Colby-Jack cheese sticks wrapped in ground beef.
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Postby klondike_bar » Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:34 pm

oh my god, i want to eat one.

it looks like one of those POJO hotdog-stick things, but with corn!
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Postby ygmir » Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:52 am

EvilDustBooger wrote:Wait for it.


































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The Cornhole

Corn on the cob wrapped in hickory bacon with two hot dogs and two Colby-Jack cheese sticks wrapped in ground beef.


hhhmmm
eerily similar to my earlier post here..........

I'll just put a link, it's not for the faint of heart...........

http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/weightlifter.jpg

KB, how's your appetite now?
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Postby Apollonaris Zeus » Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:34 am

EvilDustBooger wrote:Wait for it.
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The Cornhole

Corn on the cob wrapped in hickory bacon with two hot dogs and two Colby-Jack cheese sticks wrapped in ground beef.


that's actually healthy- loaded with fiber!

lol
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Postby EvilDustBooger » Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:40 am

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:that's actually healthy- loaded with fiber!

lol


You mean if you eat the cob?

lol
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Postby Monkeypoo » Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:03 am

WRONG...

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Postby Apollonaris Zeus » Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:37 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALQCkizx4UI[/youtube]
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Postby Monkeypoo » Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:17 pm

I heard they were calling this wrong. I dunno.
John Travolta is NEVER wrong. Uh-uh. No way.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mepFmJNqsus[/youtube]
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Postby EvilDustBooger » Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:00 am

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Postby PavementBlues » Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:44 pm

I saw The Cornhole posted. Well, two can play that game. For your viewing pleasure (or disgust)...

The Meat Ship: Made from bacon, sausages, pastry, franks, and pork mince.

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Don't like the Meat Ship? How about a seven pound breakfast burrito?

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Or there's the Bacon Cheese Pizza Burger, made from two large meat pizzas, ground beef, eggs, bacon, and two types of jack cheese.

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Finally, if you're still hungry, there's the 30,000 Calorie Sandwich. Ground beef, bacon, corn dogs, ham, pastrami, roast beef, bratwurst, braunschweiger and turkey, topped with fried mushrooms, onion rings, swiss/provolone/cheddar/feta/parmesan cheeses, lettuce and butter on a loaf of white bread.

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Postby dr.placebo » Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:57 pm

Actually, as much as I love monkeypoo's posts, John Travolta does sometimes belong on the Wall of WRONG:

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http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/battlefield_earth/
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Postby littleflower » Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:54 pm

PavementBlues wrote:Image

Gotta love ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com!


does anyone have a mouth that big?
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:56 am

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Please to visit PAGE TWO.
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:57 am

Crap, double-post.
How ya doin'?
Please to visit PAGE TWO.
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Postby EvilDustBooger » Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:13 am

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Postby cutmeoffandcallmeshorty » Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:12 pm

Fuck Me! Is that Marsha Brady?
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Than not liked at all."
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Postby somekind » Fri May 01, 2009 7:22 am

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http://burningmanvideos2007.blogspot.com/

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If someone asks you for drugs, it's a cop.
If someone fucks you for drugs, it's not a cop.
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Postby Monkeypoo » Tue May 05, 2009 12:02 am

This is so wrong...

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...but I'll bet you a pound of bacon that you giggled a little bit.
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Postby jkisha » Tue May 05, 2009 1:00 am

Well, nice to see there were two posts back to back that really belonged in this thread. The cow with the milking machine in her jugs was interesting, then the picture with the monkey. I'll bet that there are a lot of people that didn't recognize that picture though.

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Postby ibdave » Tue May 05, 2009 5:07 am

jkisha wrote:Well, nice to see there were two posts back to back that really belonged in this thread. The cow with the milking machine in her jugs was interesting, then the picture with the monkey. I'll bet that there are a lot of people that didn't recognize that picture though.

JK



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Postby Monkeypoo » Tue May 05, 2009 8:12 am

4 dead in Ohio. Shot unnecessarilly by the pigs. That whole incident was fucking wrong. :cry:



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Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed May 13, 2009 4:18 pm

Please to visit PAGE TWO.
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Postby oneeyeddick » Thu May 14, 2009 1:12 pm

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We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Thu May 14, 2009 10:42 pm

OED, on some of my worst days I looked like that pic.


No guns, though.
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Postby jkisha » Fri May 15, 2009 5:49 am

Monkeypoo wrote:4 dead in Ohio. Shot unnecessarilly by the pigs. That whole incident was fucking wrong. :cry:


Here's a bit of a different take on this. My sisters went to Kent State and were there at the time. I had just returned home from Vietnam and had to pick them up from campus right after the shooting.

I didn't see where it was all that wrong or horrific or any of the other words used to discribe the incident at the time--it would have been a slow day where I just came from. I just thought it was interesting that nobody could relate to the horror of war until it happened in their own back yard.

It was a quite ride with my sisters from the campus to home.

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Postby joel the ornery » Fri May 15, 2009 6:43 am

Monkeypoo wrote:4 dead in Ohio. Shot unnecessarilly by the pigs.


pigs?

have you any idea why the Ohio Army National Guard was there?

responding to criminal damage/destruction of public property is the correct answer.
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Postby ygmir » Thu May 28, 2009 6:05 pm

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