Fuck!

All things outside of Burning Man.

Postby Halo Joe » Sat Sep 06, 2003 5:36 pm

PurpleKoosh wrote:
Ivy wrote:
PurpleKoosh wrote:Well, fuck me ...fuck


Well, fuck me! We're fucking everywhere

fucking (And fuck, Ivy - fucking)

Ivy wrote:Gotta do some fucking today. But putting it off all fucking week.

I still have to ... Fuck.

Is it just me, or is it getting fucking hot in here?
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Postby Ivy » Sat Sep 06, 2003 5:46 pm

Ivy wrote:
Gotta do some fucking today. But putting it off all fucking week.


Oh, fuck! What a total fucking Freudian slip! I meant to say, "Gotta do some fucking LAUNDRY today...

Oh, well. It seems I did do the fucking but not the laundry. C'est la vie.
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Postby PJ » Sat Sep 06, 2003 5:48 pm

Ivy wrote:It seems I did do the fucking but not the laundry. C'est la vie.


But now there's even more laundry. If you were doing it well.
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Postby Halo Joe » Sat Sep 06, 2003 5:51 pm

Ivy wrote:Oh, well. It seems I did do the fucking but not the laundry. C'est la vie.

FUCK! FUCKING STOP IT ALREADY!

FUCK!!!
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fuck?

Postby slide » Sat Sep 06, 2003 10:52 pm

For unlawful carnal knowledge? Fuck no!

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_268b.html
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Postby nymphgonebad » Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:02 am

Is it just me, or is it getting fucking hot in here?[/quote]

if any more burners join this thread we're going to need a fucking lubricant


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Postby TestesInSac » Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:10 am

princess strych-9 wrote:if any more burners join this thread we're going to need a fucking lubricant


My hands are covered in grease from my non-fuck-tional truck. Doezzat count?
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Postby nymphgonebad » Sun Sep 07, 2003 2:20 pm

casnimot wrote:
princess strych-9 wrote:if any more burners join this thread we're going to need a fucking lubricant


My hands are covered in grease from my non-fuck-tional truck. Doezzat count?



well of course!
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Postby Halo Joe » Sun Sep 07, 2003 2:28 pm

princess strych-9 wrote:
casnimot wrote:
princess strych-9 wrote:if any more burners join this thread we're going to need a fucking lubricant


My hands are covered in grease from my non-fuck-tional truck. Doezzat count?



well of course!


[Enter, stage left] Howdy folks! What's goin' on?
[Cue phat-phunky bassline ...]

A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Postby Kinetic » Sun Sep 07, 2003 2:50 pm

I fucking missed meeting Ivy. (Tiara tried to help me find her but alas, she was gone!)
I fucked up by not meeting Precipitate.
I really fucked up by missing the e-playa greeters shift
I seriously fucked up by missing the e-playa meet and greet.
I fucked up by not printing out Harriet's list before leaving, and by not meeting Harriet.

And my cardinal fucking sin of all? I didn't find a fucking way to bring even one more bottle of Playa Pale Ale back with me. I need my fucking sorry ass kicked all the way back to Missouri for passing up such a wonderful work of art...the stuff is so fucking good that I'm forever corrupted...everything else is just swill.
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Postby Gusiffer » Mon Sep 08, 2003 9:26 pm

This pic was stolen from someone I forgot where, but froma burn many moons ago...can someone claim this?

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Postby nymphgonebad » Mon Sep 08, 2003 10:53 pm

i remember seeing this - so it had to be either 2000 or 2001.

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Postby Guest » Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:09 pm

Halo Joe wrote: [Enter, stage left] Howdy folks! What's goin' on?
[Cue phat-phunky bassline ...]

Pizza? I didn't order any fucking pizza...
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Postby Qt » Tue Sep 09, 2003 3:38 am

I fucking love this fucking thread.
Be good to you,

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Postby Borris » Tue Sep 09, 2003 6:33 am

Simply FUCK OFF all of you.

I have no recollection of where the fuck have i been last week...

can anyone help me?
Shit, where was i for the last week... ehm...
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Postby Jane Eric » Tue Sep 09, 2003 7:11 am

I finally finished the fucking laundry. All the pillows, the moving blankets, the stuff used to cover other stuff, anything that went to the playa. I finally finished the fucking laundry. I'm free! I'm finally fucking free!
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Postby Spokes » Tue Sep 09, 2003 7:50 am

Fuck. I haven't even really starting unpacking yet. It's just a big fucking pile of dusty stuff there in the floor staring at me.
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Postby RebA! » Tue Sep 09, 2003 8:18 am

Fuck why is no one swearing on this new bbs? All i see is F**K and F&^K S#!T

Its like they want to make it fuckin family friendly. Well fuck that shit. OOh the fucking kiddies might fuckin see it. Well too fucking bad!

Here kiddies read this and ask mommy what it fucking means

FUCK!
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Postby Jane Eric » Tue Sep 09, 2003 8:55 am

Fuck!


I found another bag of laundry. How does this fucking happen?
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Postby Kinetic » Tue Sep 09, 2003 2:41 pm

I finally unpacked the fucking trailer and found fucking chocolate chip cookies all over the fucking place. I also found a fucking broken beer bottle...guess it's better it broke in the fucking trailer and not on the wonderful playa.

Why can't good beer come in fucking cans and not just bottles?

And apparently on my attempt to fucking climb over 12,000 ft Independence Pass, I almost broke the back wall out of my trailer. The one fucking area you don't reinforce is the first fucking thing to break.

And how on earth am I ever going to get rid of that wonderful fucking playa dust?
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Postby Das Bus » Tue Sep 09, 2003 2:54 pm

And how on earth am I ever going to get rid of that wonderful fucking playa dust?


Don't fucking worry about getting rid of the fucking playa dust. I won't fucking wash my pillows or blankets for fucking months after being on the fucking playa! I love the smell of fucking playa dust! It's great for your fucking lungs!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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Postby Kinetic » Tue Sep 09, 2003 3:18 pm

Playa dust is hard on the fucking knees when your fucking on the playa with someone cute that you just met. Someone hands you a fucking copy of how to get laid at BM and not even 20 fucking minutes later your fucking away....not that I'm fucking complaining...but playa dust scraped knees don't heal that fucking fast.
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Postby Lydia Love » Tue Sep 09, 2003 4:05 pm

Someone hands you a fucking copy of how to get laid at BM and not even 20 fucking minutes later your fucking away


Woohoo! Fucking Go Kiamix!
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Postby Kinetic » Tue Sep 09, 2003 4:19 pm

Speaking of fucking untouchable...PJ has like 197 posts. How am I ever going to catch him....or even Lydia for that matter. I'm only ranked a measly 21 on total posts. Sniff sniff.

Seriously, someone put that fucking book in my hands and I didn't even get past the fucking cover when she took me by the hand and off into fucking deep playa we went. And we didn't need the fucking blanket for a long time either. I'm sure DPW got a fucking awesome show as we were not far from people driving in either...it's like welcome to fucking BRC....

I'm normally shy and quiet. What the fuck happened to me to do this I'll never know.
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Postby PJ » Tue Sep 09, 2003 6:12 pm

Kinetic wrote:Speaking of fucking untouchable...PJ has like 197 posts. How am I ever going to catch him.


It's all in the choice of avatar, big guy.

Kinetic wrote:she took me by the hand and off into fucking deep playa we went. And we didn't need the fucking blanket for a long time either..it's like welcome to fucking BRC...


Nice try, but we're not accepting this as a valid excuse for your missing the Meet & Greet.

Kinetic wrote:I'm normally shy and quiet. What the fuck happened to me to do this I'll never know.


Just don't let it affect your expectations for next year.
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Postby Spokes » Tue Sep 09, 2003 7:16 pm

Fucking expectations. I expected not to get laid this year and sure enough I didn't. Fuck me not.
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Postby Ivy » Tue Sep 09, 2003 7:20 pm

she took me by the hand and off into fucking deep playa we went. And we didn't need the fucking blanket for a long time either.


Fu-uck!

How come this fucking doesn't happen to me?

I'm fucking jealous.

Fucker.
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Postby Isotopia » Tue Sep 09, 2003 7:25 pm

So, how the fuck does one get fucking playa dust out of the fucking turbo bearings in their fucking engine? I thought this fucking piece of Swedish shit was supposed to have a fucking seal or something.

Fuck!
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Postby Spokes » Tue Sep 09, 2003 7:32 pm

BTW Kianetics,
Is there anyfuckingthing in that thar book about bragging about the yonder deep playa fucking all over the interet?
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Postby Lydia Love » Tue Sep 09, 2003 7:36 pm

bragging about the yonder deep playa fucking all over the interet?


If not there should be.

And if there is I hope it's in support.

oh and, um... fuck.
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