To all the people looking for sex camps....

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Postby PORNandEGGS » Sun Apr 13, 2008 7:00 am

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Postby lonestoner916 » Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:37 pm

DreamcatchersAreCool wrote:I admit when I fist clicked on this thread I thought no way. Having admitting this mad me laugh all the way through it thanks guys you made my day.
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Postby ericg_wisc » Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:17 pm

I always tell people: Radical Self-Reliance. If you want to get laid on the playa, bring your own.
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Postby trevkong » Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:02 pm

I am so proud to have spawned such a debauched thread, look me up this year sluts!
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Postby Rev_Sysyphus » Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:28 am

Last year was my first and I had a veteran Burner tell me that if one cannot get laid on the playa then one cannot get laid anywhere!

I took this with a grain of salt as I have seen many a person whom I thought would die alone and pathetic get down and slippery with someone of the opposite sex outside of the confines of the playa. And from what I understood BM was not some hedonism sex camp where Viagra and vibrator vendors have a booth on every corner and HBO is filming a segment for another one of their sex documentaries and therefore it is probably easier to knock boots outside the playa than in.

My personal experience was one of a lot of "Adult themes and situations" with a lot of new friends, but no actual sex. But since I was not looking for that at all whatsoever the fact that I came rather close without trying made me think that there was something to the idea that sex is easy to find on the playa.

But since I never actually had sex there then maybe it is a myth after all?

Besides, I was too busy dancing at the clubs, checking out the art, watching the performances, flogging people, participating in whatever I could & watching stuff burn to go looking for a dusty good time.

So I tend to agree with the thought that if somoene goes to BM looking for that and only that they may be dissapointed. But I have only been there once so what do I know???
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:36 am

The sand gets in everything.
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Postby Barbie » Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:00 pm

Now People-
That US all truly think about Sex ON the Playa with a stranger... First, when do you think this stranger last had a shower?? Does it matter to YOU? That dust GEts everywhere and doesn't taste good. (unless added to drinks LOL)

Are you going to want to hang out with this person the rest of the Week OR was it just a quick Hook up?

WHAT if you wanted a quick hook up ('cause your gf or bf or husband or wife is showing up at end of week) and you were not clear and now the hook up has gone to get their stuff to move in with You-'cause they're in LOVE!!

How many People have they Already HOOKed Up with ON PLAYA that might 'cause you or your camp trouble later? (this is a really small community- even though you don't really think of it that way)

Okay if thats not enough to think about- what about this WHo takes the rubber with them - and where they gonna put it for the REST of the week!


Okay THEN -


GO back to believing that Burning MAn IS a Sex Festival.
(and not a windy, dirty, smelly WEEK long camping trip)
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Postby fciron » Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:00 pm

Hey! Cut it out with the real advice and get back to the serious business of sarcasm! :twisted:

Most of the sex camps are located around the 3:00 and X street plaza. 'Cause 3 X is like XXX which is easy to remember when you're all hopped up on Viagra and assorted raver dope.
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Postby RedheadBarbie » Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:42 pm

[quote="fciron"]Hey! Cut it out with the real advice and get back to the serious business of sarcasm! :twisted:

Most of the sex camps are located around the 3:00 and X street plaza. 'Cause 3 X is like XXX which is easy to remember when you're all hopped up on Viagra and assorted raver dope.[/quote]

That's the worst, hpped up on viagra and can't ask for directions.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:44 am

if you have a boner for more than four days, call a doctor, immediately.


oh wait, cell-phones dont work....ok, if you have a boner for more than 4 days, run to gerlach, find the shrek statue, and have at it.
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Postby fciron » Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:09 pm

RedheadBarbie wrote:
fciron wrote:Hey! Cut it out with the real advice and get back to the serious business of sarcasm! :twisted:

Most of the sex camps are located around the 3:00 and X street plaza. 'Cause 3 X is like XXX which is easy to remember when you're all hopped up on Viagra and assorted raver dope.


That's the worst, hpped up on viagra and can't ask for directions.


But we managed to get you pointed in the right direction anyway. :twisted:
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Postby xismim » Thu May 21, 2009 2:33 am

Barbie wrote:GO back to believing that Burning MAn IS a Sex Festival.
(and not a windy, dirty, smelly WEEK long camping trip)


Is it really going to be windy? Constant wind?! As in 'slight breeze' all the time ranging to gusts that I can lift off from if I have the proper wings?

I haven't been... yet.... but who want's dusty dirty sex where there are so many other things that are supposed be engaging all your senses 24/7?
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Postby Barbie » Thu May 21, 2009 9:23 am

YES Xismim!!!!! It IS REALLY windy LIKE YOU could lift OFF with Wings OR if your trying to hold something down. One Year I saw a group of big guys putting up about a 40 foot pole then they had a big Old round military parashute they were fastening down with 3 to 4 foot long rebar... well the wind came up a the rebar started to pull up SOOOO NOW there was this Parasute whipping around a large pole that with large pieces of rebar attached ...
ONE of the largest guys (maybe 210 6 foot something) who was still trying to hold on to the thing was OFF his FEET blowing around with the whole thing like a KITE!!!! WELL EveryONE IS SCREAMING to get the fuck away from the thing... Lucky the guy DID get away with out getting HURT!
PLAN AHEAD for DUST and wind. IF you happen to see something like I witnessed PAY ATTENTION YOU could DIE if you get hit In the HEad with a piece of REBAR! Burning Man IS DANGEROUS ANd YES yes YES IT IS WINDY and DUSTY AND HOT and FREEZING COLD AT NIGHT!!!!!!
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu May 21, 2009 9:49 am

Barbie wrote:One Year I saw a group of big guys putting up about a 40 foot pole !!!!!!


Now you're talking. :twisted:
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Postby EB » Thu May 21, 2009 10:19 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:if you have a boner for more than four days, call a doctor, immediately.


oh wait, cell-phones dont work....ok, if you have a boner for more than 4 days, run to gerlach, find the shrek statue, and have at it.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Bounce530 » Thu May 21, 2009 12:49 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:if you have a boner for more than four days, call a doctor, immediately.


oh wait, cell-phones dont work....ok, if you have a boner for more than 4 days, run to gerlach, find the shrek statue, and have at it.


Maybe thats why the donkey is missing? and what about the cat in the hat?
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Postby Da Mule » Thu May 21, 2009 1:01 pm

I'm not missing!

I did have a boner for more than 4 days though and Shrek was a big help. Thanks for the tip!
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Postby ygmir » Thu May 21, 2009 2:24 pm

Da Mule wrote:I'm not missing!

I did have a boner for more than 4 days though and Shrek was a big help. Thanks for the tip!


are you quoting Shrek?
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Postby Monkeypoo » Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:02 am

Who the heck has the time for sex on the playa anyway? There's waaaaaay too much to see and do out there to even think about sex, what with all the booby painting everyday that has to be done to one's boobies, then there's the art, the bars, the quirky camps, riding on the playa, walking on the playa, riding in art cars, dressing up, cooking, eating, drinking, visiting and hanging out with friends, taking pics, talking to The Man every day, going to the portapotties, picking up MOOP, gazing at stars, contemplating life, enjoying the dust storms, eating playa dust....and on and on.....

No one has time for sex. *sheesh*
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Postby RedheadBarbie » Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:40 am

Monkeypoo,

About your signature....I just got over burnt boobies from a regional and I swear by baby Desitin over aloe. I even did a side by side comparison.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:54 am

photo documentation please.



it's not a cheap ploy to see your tits, it's research....



yeah, research, thats the ticket, yeah...
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Postby trevkong » Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:49 am

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Postby TomServo » Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:37 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:Who the heck has the time for sex on the playa anyway? There's waaaaaay too much to see and do out there to even think about sex, what with all the booby painting everyday that has to be done to one's boobies, then there's the art, the bars, the quirky camps, riding on the playa, walking on the playa, riding in art cars, dressing up, cooking, eating, drinking, visiting and hanging out with friends, taking pics, talking to The Man every day, going to the portapotties, picking up MOOP, gazing at stars, contemplating life, enjoying the dust storms, eating playa dust....and on and on.....

No one has time for sex. *sheesh*


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