MAGE CAMP '09

MAGE CAMP '09

Postby lhyr » Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:12 pm

the playa is full of magic, and this next year we'll have a place to conglomerate and ignore the rules of static reality! we'll have discussions/workshops on topics ranging from neuro-linguistic programming for the layman to how to decode the mystery of the moment using three coins and an old book. honestly, we could teach you to hallucinate without drugs or unlock ability hiding in your DNA, yer pick. revitalizing refreshments during light out, and thru dusk each night, a fire that burns every spectrum we can see.

magic is the evolution of imagination into reality. all ideas are welcome. physically, we're based in northern california, but we had people from italy in our camp last year. if you're interested, please contact us.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:16 pm

BEWARE OF NLP FUCKOS, THEY ARE WORSE THAN SCIENTOLIGISTS!!!


swiss asshole run amuck buy my fucking tapes blah blah blahbitty send money now...


NLP is a heaping helping of "you're a sucker"....
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Postby lhyr » Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:33 pm

[quote="Simon of the Playa"]BEWARE OF NLP FUCKOS, THEY ARE WORSE THAN SCIENTOLIGISTS!!!


swiss asshole run amuck buy my fucking tapes blah blah blahbitty send money now...


NLP is a helping heaping of "you're a sucker"....[/quote]

hey man, sorry if they made off with your cash before you realized it was a system of ideas (i.e.: not worth paying money for), but that doesnt mean trying to sell their books. never even read one: just been paying attention to how the way people conceptualize their world around them determines what they get to do with their lives. who the fuck would go to black rock city to sell something?

however, us worse than scientologists? damn right. all they do is wash your brain. we leave it the mess it was before and hand you a few things to see if any of them take root. then its your deal...

ideas welcome, sure, but was this really all you could do for an idea?
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Postby klondike_bar » Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:39 pm

hmm...hallucinate without drugs?

that would save me 5-10$ every so often.... im in!
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:43 pm

you aint seen nothing yet, pseudoscientist.


http://www.nlpcoaching.com/free_info_pa ... GgodsHrFmA

http://www.nlp.com/


yeah, go on in, smell the horse-shit yourselves, and then tell me what you think...
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Postby Finnegan » Sun Jan 25, 2009 5:12 pm

There are charletans everywhere. Singling out the theory of NLP is, um, dumb. Like any brain re-programming technique, use cautiously. If you don't want to spend dollars on books, there is this crazy new thing called the interwebs. Czech it out! Or, Dog forbid, a library.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Jan 25, 2009 8:09 pm

It may be preferable to the woman on tribe who's convinced that parasitic worms cause all diseases and aging.
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Postby Igneouss » Sun Jan 25, 2009 8:21 pm

"if a man wanted to get really rich, he'd start his own religon"
L. Ron Hubbard

(not an exact quote but close enough)
Basic b/e analysis:
2005 $243K
06 $855K
07 $1.0M
08 $1.1M
09 $0
10 $1.1M
11 $1.2M
12 $1.2M
That’s $6.8M that thousands of volunteers deserve to know about. Capitalism is alive at BM. Tickets are the commodity. Others have estimated higher profits.
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Postby ygmir » Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:31 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:It may be preferable to the woman on tribe who's convinced that parasitic worms cause all diseases and aging.


I'd imagine if a person ate enough parasitic worms, they'd get sick, and or old........
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Jan 26, 2009 7:29 am

finnegan, you know i am an equal opportunity ass-hole.


i dismiss ALL whack jobs and theories like bad little 2nd graders.
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Postby klondike_bar » Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:05 am

Quote from the movie Postal (2007):

"we always talked about running a con like this, right? you know, about how gullible people are, how they'll believe anything if you just tell it to them a couple of times?"
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:31 am

lhyr wrote:ideas welcome, sure, but was this really all you could do for an idea?


Has your group sturied re-framing yet?
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:38 pm

DOUGLY!



no hints.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:40 pm

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Postby oneeyeddick » Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:44 pm

What in the hell is NLP ?
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Postby ygmir » Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:45 pm

I have tony robbins underwear......
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:30 pm

tony robbins has mine.
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Postby lhyr » Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:44 pm

i know its real difficult to imagine, but neurolinguistic programming only came up as an example of how to re-order one's own thoughts. REALLY, this shouldnt be what yall focus on, just one set of words that pissed of one troll.

science once considered magnets to be a form of magic... cohesive reasoning used to be distrusted... nowadays, any form of taking awareness has a hippy parasite selling books and magazines about it, but THATS NOT THE POINT.

the point is taking your own evolution into your hands and finding out what you can do. if ya aint got shit to say that's formative or on topic, leave alone. this camp isn's setting out to start cults or teach people how to start cults.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:48 pm

this camp isn's setting out to start cults or teach people how to start cults.



then what the fuck do you think Burning Man is? An Art Project? A Gathering of the Tribes, A DARPA petri Dish for wayward scientists?....



no.......ITS A FUCKING CULT SO DRINK THE FUCKING KOOL-AID!


oh yeah, welcome home.
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:02 pm

Spiritual mumbo-jumbo! Give me a good broadsword and an honest fight any day.
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Re: LOOK DEEPER

Postby dr.placebo » Mon Jan 26, 2009 7:40 pm

lhyr wrote:science once considered magnets to be a form of magic... cohesive reasoning used to be distrusted...

Science never thought of magnets as magic.

Cohesive reasoning is still distrusted.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:48 am

what i find interesting is his name......say it phonetically and its "LIAR"...




somebody tell him goth is fucking dead too, no pun intended.
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