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Postby gyre » Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:50 pm

Cacaphony gone wild in Ohio?
Woman in cow outfit runs around stampeding people.
When jailed, refuses to remove cow costume.
Is this what happens if you wear costumes long enough?

Food for thought.
Thought from food.
http://www.newsnet5.com/news/17589918/detail.html
http://www.wkyc.com/news/state/ohio/new ... 5&catid=23
http://video.yahoo.com/watch/3622508/9987568
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Postby jkisha » Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:53 pm

Takes all kinds I guess.

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Postby SonOfUgly » Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:08 am

sounds fun :lol:
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Postby Timezone LaFontaine » Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:42 am

You see what happens?! You see what happens when you fuck with a Holstein?!
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Postby jkisha » Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:02 am

Maybe she was protesting PETA for demanding that Ben and Jerry use Human Breast milk to make their ice cream.

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Postby Mr.? » Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:03 am

Oh Hell Ya I'll suck that utter!
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!
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Postby AntiM » Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:29 pm

So if a buncha us get up as cows and run mad would that be a stampede? STAMPEDE!!!!!!
These are not my fuckos.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:57 am

i like that idea, but i think it would be better as Stock Brokers, DRESSED as Lemmings who run back and forth across the playa in unison, looking for a cliff.

they'll all wear Lehman Brothers T-shirts and scream out "Mortgage Backed Securities are Falling!! Mortgage Backed Securities are Falling!!" and then demand Money from BMLLC or they'll clog all the porta-potties with useless derivatives and junk bonds.
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Postby littleflower » Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:31 am

i was thinking of dressing up as bad debt for halloween ... but the wall street lemmings idea is excellent...! instead of a cliff, they could look for a skyscraper to jump out of.
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Postby ygmir » Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:43 am

I think they should all run to the base of the cliff and try to jump


Kind of a mirror image of their world view, IMHO.........
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Postby gyre » Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:49 pm

How's the wife?

"Not bad.
They gave her early release.
Still got to wear the electronic tag, of course.
And they banned her for life from operating a concrete mixer...
or a cattle prod."

Probably for the best.
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Postby gyre » Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:15 am

Darth Vader at Lunch
Even the death star has a cafeteria
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muaAZE0M3LU[/youtube]
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Postby Sail Man » Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:51 am

Mr.? wrote:Oh Hell Ya I'll suck that utter!


So, you prefer chocolate milk eh :lol:
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Postby gyre » Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:51 pm

An Icelandic activists group.
It seems protest is generally rare in Iceland.
They seem to be feeling the crunch there now.
Imports are said to have ceased.
http://www.borgarafundur.org/
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Postby AsukaLily » Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:13 pm

gyre wrote:Darth Vader at Lunch
Even the death star has a cafeteria
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muaAZE0M3LU[/youtube]


Oh how I love Eddie Izzard, the legos are a nice touch as well :lol:
People like you should come wrapped in caution tape!
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Postby gyre » Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:40 am

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Postby gyre » Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:25 pm

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Postby Artemis » Sun Dec 28, 2008 3:49 pm

gyre wrote:Image


Looks like someone got some colorful presents for Christmas. I like the way she's peeking out from the side in the 1st one.
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Postby gyre » Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:41 am

Sailor Moon meets Maria Bamford
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nNF89yHVPVo

She's going to be in San Francisco today and tomorrow, Sketchfest.
So fucking funny.
You have to go see her if you get the chance.
When she talks about her mother telling her she looks mentally ill when she doesn't wear makeup, I crack up every time.

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Postby gyre » Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:20 am

Sailor Moon meets Maria Bamford
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=nNF89yHVPVo [/youtube]
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Postby mdmf007 » Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:34 pm

funny shit
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Postby Sham » Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:58 pm

I'm not sure where this Craig's List posting should go either. Maybe it's my imagination, but I think people are getting crazier! Burning Man is becoming more mainstream I guess.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/907788944.html
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Postby jkisha » Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:30 pm

Shambala wrote:I'm not sure where this Craig's List posting should go either. Maybe it's my imagination, but I think people are getting crazier! Burning Man is becoming more mainstream I guess.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/907788944.html


Well it is NYC after all! That funny. She was wierd enough to post it, I'm sure there will be someone wierd enough to take her up on it.

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Postby gyre » Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:30 pm

Shambala wrote:I'm not sure where this Craig's List posting should go either. Maybe it's my imagination, but I think people are getting crazier! Burning Man is becoming more mainstream I guess.

I have a huge bathroom.
Date: 2008-11-06, 4:01AM EST


I am a female in my mid 60's and I am looking for a room mate. Times are tight and I need some extra money.
I am willing to rent out my bathroom in my 1 bedroom east village home.

My bathroom is large. You can easily put a twin air mattress in there. I only ask that when I need to use the bathroom, you or your air mattress are not in it.

I do ask that when you are in the apartment, you confine yourself to the bathroom. I do not feel comfortable with a stranger walking around my living room. This might change as I get to know you better.
You may have guest over as long as they are cnfined to the bathroom as well. This might seem a bit odd but please remember the rent is $400 and the bathroom is large.

* cats are OK - purrr

This may actually be a rational ad, depending on location.
There is nothing like apartment hunting in manhattan to put real estate in perspective elsewhere.
I went looking with a friend while we were staying in the penthouse at Canal and West Side Highway, with a view on three sides and on the water.
One was $2000 with no windows, one small room and a walkup.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:41 pm

No, it's not rational or fair to ask someone to eat where he/she shits.
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Postby jkisha » Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:47 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:No, it's not rational or fair to ask someone to eat where he/she shits.


I don't think she is asking that. She is asking if someone wants to rent her bathroom to sleep--so maybe she is asking them if they want to sleep where they shit. There are lots of busy people that only use their apartment for sleeping, showering and getting ready to go. My only question would be where would they keep their clothes.

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Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:46 pm

Linen cupboard.


And in a year you're not going to eat home once?
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Postby Box Burner » Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:01 pm

gyre wrote:
Shambala wrote:I'm not sure where this Craig's List posting should go either. Maybe it's my imagination, but I think people are getting crazier! Burning Man is becoming more mainstream I guess.

I have a huge bathroom.
Date: 2008-11-06, 4:01AM EST


I am a female in my mid 60's and I am looking for a room mate. Times are tight and I need some extra money.
I am willing to rent out my bathroom in my 1 bedroom east village home.

My bathroom is large. You can easily put a twin air mattress in there. I only ask that when I need to use the bathroom, you or your air mattress are not in it.

I do ask that when you are in the apartment, you confine yourself to the bathroom. I do not feel comfortable with a stranger walking around my living room. This might change as I get to know you better.
You may have guest over as long as they are cnfined to the bathroom as well. This might seem a bit odd but please remember the rent is $400 and the bathroom is large.

* cats are OK - purrr

This may actually be a rational ad, depending on location.
There is nothing like apartment hunting in manhattan to put real estate in perspective elsewhere.
I went looking with a friend while we were staying in the penthouse at Canal and West Side Highway, with a view on three sides and on the water.
One was $2000 with no windows, one small room and a walkup.


So in the middle of the night you are going to have to get up and take your bed out of the bathroom so she can go pee? :roll:

Of course you wouldn't want to stay in there for that... :lol:
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Postby jkisha » Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:48 pm

just give the old biddy a pee funnel and a bottle and tell her it will have to do until morning. you've got squatters rights on the bathroom at night. (no pun intended)

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