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Postby TomServo » Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:40 am

...at least...
anything worth doing..is worth overdoing

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Postby Da Mule » Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:58 am

He should at least offer up his best mule in trade. And maybe a few spring hens.
How uncivil.


Who you trying to trade? Haven't you heard of the emulecipation proclamation of 1995?
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Re: Huh?

Postby mdmf007 » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:15 am

cfilson wrote:I must be the only one who thinks this is incredibly lame. Apparently you can't afford a prostitute/maid and don't feel like the modicum of effort that is required to chat up some drunken woman at the event. It's the soliciting through an ad that offends me, not hooking up for a week.

Yeah, someone will probably reply with 'well, at least he/she's being honest.' True, but that's an explanation, not an excuse. Interestingly, I've seen a lot of girlfriend wanted ads, but not any boyfriend wanted ads.. I guess not everyone needs a security blanket.

Look, if you're that insecure that you can't make a slutty new friend of your own accord when you get there, maybe you shouldn't go. I thought the point of Burning Man was to jump in headfirst and enjoy the ride?

But if this is your "art" that you are contributing to Burning Man, then by all means, knock yourself out. It's just pretty lame.


and yet you took the time to read and post? thats the free part in free speach, you are free not to read it. READing a post requires you to ut out effort in order to do it. I am assuming of course that the post was not screamed at you through a megaphone against your will? If so I apologize and am wrong.

The inevitable side effect of free speech is pornography, and speech that not everyone wants to hear. Thats the price for freedom.

So rather than crap on someones right to expression - I would simply change the channel or stop reading or stop listening when it becomes offensive - all are your right at any time.

But, then again - thats your right as well. I personally wasn't offended enough to stop reading and had I been I would have stopped reading and not posted at all

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Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:02 am

That's why people outsource to overseas companies.
The only problem is shipping costs.
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Re: Huh?

Postby LisaLuckyOne » Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:19 pm

mdmf007 wrote:... thats the free part in free speach (sic :oops: ), you are free not to read it.

She simply expressed her opinion of the OP - which btw I happen to agree with. It's a shame you're not smart enough to take your own advice, nosepicker.
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Postby fciron » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:49 pm

The OP not only struck me as not only lame, but also the approach least likely to leaad to any BMan nookie.

Perhaps all that good advice was taken to heart and the changed his evil ways and has been posting insightful and witty posts under a new identity.
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:50 pm

Everyone knows that only way to get nookie on the playa is The Smut Shack and that's gone forever.

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Postby mdmf007 » Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:59 pm

LisaLuckyOne wrote:
mdmf007 wrote:... thats the free part in free speach (sic :oops: ), you are free not to read it.

She simply expressed her opinion of the OP - which btw I happen to agree with. It's a shame you're not smart enough to take your own advice, nosepicker.


lol -

No worries - you almost got the banter. Sorry for the typo ill try better next time or is it this time?

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Re: Huh?

Postby Cassidy » Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:11 pm

Oh, Lisa... don't be too hard on the little nosepicker, he's doin his best!! :lol:

mdmf007 wrote:The inevitable side effect of free speech is pornography, ....


Really? :shock: Hadn't thought of that but maybe it's true. Maybe only in America? In the few places that really encourage 'free speech', I haven't had the urge to speak about pornography, but then, I'm just me and am sure I have some sort of religious guilt thing I haven't quite broken free from (but BM is helping). But this sounds like a great topic for a new thread...

On a related topic though, I'm still brainstorming about how a possible speed dating thing might work out there... Peace!!
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Re: Huh?

Postby chiefdanfox » Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:27 pm

Cassidy wrote:On a related topic though, I'm still brainstorming about how a possible speed dating thing might work out there... Peace!!


Well, just don't advertise the speed (LEOs) and you'll do fine.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:13 am

mmmmmmmmmm......

nothing like sucking face with the face of meth.
breathe deep, the playa is the dust of your ancestors

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Postby ALICEtheGOON » Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:11 am

Hi!!!

name is Alice . I was in prison for 5 years . I ended up someones girlfriend .

I guess i can be yours too .

lemme know . I am excited as hell :roll:
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:27 am

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Re: Huh?

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:12 pm

Cassidy wrote:Oh, Lisa... don't be too hard on the little nosepicker, he's doin his best!! :lol:

mdmf007 wrote:The inevitable side effect of free speech is pornography, ....


Really? :shock: Hadn't thought of that but maybe it's true. Maybe only in America? In the few places that really encourage 'free speech', I haven't had the urge to speak about pornography, but then, I'm just me and am sure I have some sort of religious guilt thing I haven't quite broken free from (but BM is helping). But this sounds like a great topic for a new thread...

On a related topic though, I'm still brainstorming about how a possible speed dating thing might work out there... Peace!!
Perhaps it's more accurate to say: Once you have free speach in general, it's difficult to exclude "prawnography."
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Postby wildfire » Tue May 12, 2009 3:56 pm

This shit is driving me crazy. I have looked(ok, not that hard) and can not find what trolled means. Please help the virgin
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Postby ygmir » Tue May 12, 2009 4:39 pm

wildfire wrote:This shit is driving me crazy. I have looked(ok, not that hard) and can not find what trolled means. Please help the virgin


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Postby SilverOrange » Tue May 12, 2009 4:43 pm

ygmir wrote:
wildfire wrote:This shit is driving me crazy. I have looked(ok, not that hard) and can not find what trolled means. Please help the virgin


google DVDburner


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Wikipedia: In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts controversial, inflammatory, irrelevant or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum or chat room, with the primary intent of provoking other users into an emotional response or to generally disrupt normal on-topic discussion.
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Postby Playa Tom » Tue May 12, 2009 11:30 pm

How many goats you give me to marry your daughter?
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Postby chiefdanfox » Tue May 12, 2009 11:43 pm

Playa Tom wrote:How many goats you give me to marry your daughter?

Thems some ugly goats, hombre.
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Postby ygmir » Wed May 13, 2009 6:46 am

chiefdanfox wrote:
Playa Tom wrote:How many goats you give me to marry your daughter?

Thems some ugly goats, hombre.


never seen an ugly sheep, though....

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Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed May 13, 2009 9:57 am

Get some freeze-dried lamb, and just add water! Presto! Lovely company!
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Postby ygmir » Fri May 15, 2009 6:50 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:Get some freeze-dried lamb, and just add water! Presto! Lovely company!


*sound of trickling water in the dark*











































Eureka!!!!


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Postby bx1 » Fri May 15, 2009 5:26 pm

SilverOrange wrote:
ygmir wrote:
wildfire wrote:This shit is driving me crazy. I have looked(ok, not that hard) and can not find what trolled means. Please help the virgin


google DVDburner


Ha Ha

Wikipedia: In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts controversial, inflammatory, irrelevant or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum or chat room, with the primary intent of provoking other users into an emotional response or to generally disrupt normal on-topic discussion.


Whoa, where is Simon? You see that? You see? eh?? ... Ok, I'm done.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat May 16, 2009 7:24 am

Ok, I'm done.


why yes, yes you are, because....

I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU, FOOLISH DJ.




now kiss the ring and apologize...
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Postby C.f.M. » Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:19 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:Everyone knows that only way to get nookie on the playa is The Smut Shack and that's gone forever.



Well, there was GHB, but apparently that's a myth. Gonna have to do it the old fashioned way, I reckon.

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Postby jkisha » Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:12 am

C.f.M. wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:Everyone knows that only way to get nookie on the playa is The Smut Shack and that's gone forever.



Well, there was GHB, but apparently that's a myth. Gonna have to do it the old fashioned way, I reckon.

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Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:25 am

"Abandon all hope ye who enter."
I just thought that was a romantic notion.
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