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Postby Hourglass » Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:45 am

I'm 20, 08 was my first Burn and I brought my dad, 54, and we will both be back for 09 and beyond.
And to you gentlemen who think that young perky tits= compliance you've got another thing coming! :P
Is this not a reasonable place to park?
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Postby Artemis » Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:59 pm

Hourglass wrote:And to you gentlemen who think that young perky tits= compliance you've got another thing coming! :P


Are you calling Simon a gentleman?
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:19 am

I have TWO fucking pairs of black velvet, gold trimmed Tuxedo Slippers, and an Ermine Smoking Jacket.



If that does'nt make me a Gentleman, then Nothing will.



ps. i'm a visually oriented person, could i see just exactly how perky they are before i make a decision?
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Postby Artemis » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:46 am

I have TWO fucking pairs of black velvet, gold trimmed Tuxedo Slippers, and an Ermine Smoking Jacket.

If that does'nt make me a Gentleman, then Nothing will.


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Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:25 pm

i am indeed, wearing them now....I dont just talk the talk, i walk the walk, and with my garters on, because i know, under my pants, theres some support for my hose.


oh snap!
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Postby unjonharley » Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:41 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:i am indeed, wearing them now....I dont just talk the talk, i walk the walk, and with my garters on, because i know, under my pants, theres some support for my hose.


oh snap!


Heh heh, simon says "ho's"
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Postby gyre » Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:44 pm

No spats?
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Postby pizzamancer » Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:38 am

One thing that I am sure about is 100% who return have been to Burning Man at least once.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Jan 03, 2009 6:12 am

of course i have Spats, Gyre, what kind of a Dandy would i be if i did'nt have the appropos accoutrements?

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Postby wedeliver » Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:52 pm

Here ya go

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Postby poisenloaf » Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:24 pm

I celebrated my 31st bday on the playa last year.. doing it again this year!

edit: BM2008 was my first year too.. Me and my campmates are gearing up again for this year with a small theme camp and maybe even an art car.
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Postby OnceTheDustClears » Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:27 pm

I forgot how old I am.

But I'm not going to let a little thing like that stop me.

I do wish all the boys had perky titties.

Alas.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:38 pm

poisenloaf wrote:I celebrated my 31st bday on the playa last year.. doing it again this year!
How many years are you going to celebrate your 31st birthday? Where did you celebrate it in '07?
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Postby RedheadBarbie » Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:52 pm

Count two Texans returning for a second trip. I can't believe I said that. And if I have to, mark me down for 31 again too.
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Postby we0ne » Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:03 am

I'm 35 and 09 will be my 4th burn. My son is 6 and this will be his 4th as well.

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Postby Igneouss » Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:46 am

Gotta question the surveys. Any survey that has a statistically valid sample claiming to be from Mars....
I never lie with a few exceptions: Exit polls, and surveys like the one BRC, llc runs.
Basic b/e analysis:
2005 $243K
06 $855K
07 $1.0M
08 $1.1M
09 $0
10 $1.1M
11 $1.2M
12 $1.2M
That’s $6.8M that thousands of volunteers deserve to know about. Capitalism is alive at BM. Tickets are the commodity. Others have estimated higher profits.
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Postby robotland » Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:12 am

45 Earth years old- Burning since '03, when I came with two friends- Both have returned at least once.
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Postby oneeyeddick » Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:09 pm

I am 40ish now, and have'nt stopped going since 99'.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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Postby Sail Man » Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:14 pm

6 and a half dog years, returning for my second burn in 09
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Postby poisenloaf » Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:15 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
poisenloaf wrote:I celebrated my 31st bday on the playa last year.. doing it again this year!
How many years are you going to celebrate your 31st birthday? Where did you celebrate it in '07?


lol you know what I mean..I get to celebrate my birthday every year on the playa.. 32 this year and we are organizing a small theme camp and have an art car project underway. This year is going to be epic!
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Postby lordgrizz » Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:41 am

This year will be my third year. Burning gets in your blood, like some sort of infection that there isn't a cure for. I bet since my first burn there has not been a day I have not thought about it.
I love how truly fucked it can get out on the playa, and no one is willing to let it mess with their good time. It makes me smile.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:52 am

are you SURE you're from Salt Lake?

it's funny, you dont LOOK Mormish.
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Postby lordgrizz » Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:17 pm

I'm reformed mormish.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:53 pm

i like you already, LordGrizz.
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Postby vargaso » Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:16 am

I'll turn 41 a few days before my 3rd burn this year. Wife is 38. We LOVE it. Have yet to convince friends to go, but have met some good friends out there.
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Postby Barbie » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:44 am

LordGrizz; you do look like, what the Mormons of the old days looked like, with your full face hair. :wink:
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Postby wedeliver » Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:14 pm

lordgrizz wrote:I'm reformed mormish.


Should we call you "Jack"??
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Postby ygmir » Wed Feb 25, 2009 1:06 pm

wedeliver wrote:
lordgrizz wrote:I'm reformed mormish.


Should we call you "Jack"??


just don't greet him on an airplane..........
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Postby ism » Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:51 pm

My pEe. PeE. It want's to piss all overeverythingness!!! I pee clear, no worries.
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Postby ism » Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:02 pm

[quote="ism"]My pEe. PeE. It want's to piss all overeverythingness!!! I pee clear, no worries.[/quote]

If I wrote this, heh heh, I guess I was a little wasteder than I thought. Not that I don't want to pee all overeverythingness. Be fun.
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