ygmir wrote:I fear not your fire, I in fact welcome it...
**burn** wrote:ygmir wrote:I fear not your fire, I in fact welcome it...
ygmir, my pale pink friend,
I am not here to merely scorch you. I bring out your best qualities. My presence is to your enhancement.
Without me, you have a very bleak existence, forced to live in the plastic cryogenic packaged state from whence you came from.
Without me, fat pockets coat the mouth that no mere drink can penetrate.
Without me, catsup and mustard sit lonely on the shelf, collecting unemployment, glaring at you as they struggle to provide for their families.
Without me, you are a mere protein, completely utilitarian with a single purpose.
Children will no longer scream in delight over you.
Mothers will no longer praise your contribution in reducing their hectic busy schedules.
Fathers will turn to steaks to add to their hamburgers on their bbq menu.
Your flowery eloquence will not help you. Stop looking so desperate. Itâ€™s embarrassing!
Artemis wrote:Okay, I never made it to Thunderdome on the playa, but somehow I imagined it will be a little bit messier than this.
You 2 look like you should be having your discussion at the UN aka the Weineeted Nations.
Lambic wrote:Ok Ok Ok... This is all pretty cool and all... but can't we move Beyond Thunderdome?
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