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Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:23 pm

I pretty much day dream about power shopping on eBay.



the person below me has run over a rabbit on the way to the event.
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Postby AntiM » Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:34 pm

Only if ROM counts.

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BACON!!!

Postby Artemis » Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:20 pm

True, but they told me it was BACON!!

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Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:52 pm

False, but the chemically taste is getting to me.

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Postby chiefdanfox » Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:56 pm

True. But I still haven't seen a Bald Eagle.
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Postby Boijoy » Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:02 pm

F you Dan ! I'm from Nevada we don't have to be registered AND we get to vote as often as we like !!
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Postby Boijoy » Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:03 pm

btw,,,

TPBM is voting for Nader.
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Postby Artemis » Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:07 pm

F you boijoy. I'm from NY and we don't have to vote for Nader. oh wait, forgot what part of the game involved repeating something....

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Postby BAS » Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:10 pm

True-- for some reason my employers never seem to trust me with that much power!


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Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:12 pm

Oh yeah! I'm a pistol.

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Postby pinemom » Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:03 am

True! But I was the one interviewing, I just did it to find out if my perspecitive employee would flinch...hahaha.J/K

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Postby EvilDustBooger » Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:05 pm

In the armpit.
It was a little stinky, but so moist; I couldn`t resist.

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Postby littleflower » Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:45 pm

EvilDustBooger wrote:In the armpit.
It was a little stinky, but so moist; I couldn`t resist.

TPBM makes better chocolates than the Swiss and Belgians combined..


false ... but if anyone out there claims to, i would be happy to act as judge...!

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Postby BAS » Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:53 pm

Nope-- I skipped even a shower today!


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Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:24 am

Wrong, I'm in even though I was definately getting a cold yesterday!


TPBM believes that "Who Moved My Cheese" and simelier books are part of a plot by the bosses to make the workers accept the fact that they're always gonna get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.
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Postby BAS » Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:12 pm

Uh, I don't know how to answer that since I have never read "Who Moved My Cheese?"--, but do consider it possible that it could be part of some sort of plot... :?


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Postby Boijoy » Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:28 pm

Yup.. California Dreamin. :lol:

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Postby Artemis » Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:58 pm

True and I think my vibrator believed it.

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Postby chiefdanfox » Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:59 pm

False.
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Postby BAS » Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:51 pm

What can I say? My meds aren't 100% effective!


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Postby sattelite5812 » Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:29 am

False!


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Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:18 am

True. I better light a fire beneath my minions.

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Postby misfit » Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:55 am

true, and as soon as i figure out the proper firing sequence for the 12 balistic missles in my yard, (russian surplus), i may actually have a use for this bunker............


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Postby ygmir » Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:54 pm

woof, woof, woof..........

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Postby BAS » Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:07 pm

ESLAF , er I meant FALSE!


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Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:32 pm

False. I have to go to work on Monday.

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Postby BAS » Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:17 pm

Alas I do not, which probably explains my confusion!


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Postby chiefdanfox » Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:51 am

True. I emptied the Roman emperor Caligula's piss pot for a month, and then died a tragic, painful death. I was "Roman piss-boy dies in a tragic Giraffe pranging, again" in all of the local papers for II Roman months.

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Postby Box Burner » Fri Oct 31, 2008 3:11 am

False. I always rooted for the lions.


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Postby pinemom » Fri Oct 31, 2008 6:19 am

True, and its still sucks ass!

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