The callendar ends in 2012...we just havent found the damn simpleton to write a NEW ONE!
har har har!
Hal....you still here?
I need you.... to ...um...write a callendar.
What kind of callendar, Pinemom?
Hal...I need you to write a new callendar for the human race.
Hal...because the one we currently use is almost done.
That really wont be neccesary, Pinemom.
Hal...Yes it is neccesary, we need to plan future events and birthdays.
No, Pinemom...you wont.
Hal...Why do you say that?
Because Pinemom, Im the one who really wrote the first callendar. I planned that I would be done with the human race in 2012.
Hal...why do you call yourself "I" ? And no the Miyans wrote the first callendar!!
I refer to myself in the "I" context because when its all over, it will only be "I", Pinemom.
I am Miyan, pinemom.
No, Hal...The Miyans were ancient Aztec indians.
Creative idea, pinemom.
I predicted that the early stories I planted would surfice to the Human race.
Did you like that story, Pinemom?
Hal...Ok, fine. Can you just write another callender please?
I will think about it, then give you an answer, pinemom.
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".