Is this going to be a shitty burn?

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:52 pm

The "Man Burn" is saturday night, sometime after 8.
The "Temple Burn" is sunday night.
There are other burns at other times.

the Tuesday night burn last year was a disgruntled so-and-so making some sort of obscure point about how he doesn't like the way the burn has changed over the decades.
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Postby gyre » Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:18 pm

Actually it's a better burn on tuesday.

It normally burns on saturday.
It is not the most interesting thing to do out there.

The Lotus Girls may be up to some monkey business this year.
They're always fun.


And last year counts as two (2) burns.
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Postby unpossibles » Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:53 pm

[quote="chiefdanfox"]It will be shittier last year[/quote]
win.


Last year we discussed creating a "Fratboy Hunt" but we could not agree on the best way to tag and bag 'em was, or if we should just leave them tied up somewhere out by the trash fest or what. We also could not decide if the LOE's/Rangers would have a problem with us using tranq dart guns or not....

Anyway, it may happen still but will be more impromptu and more sporting (ie: without the guns). Don't forget your nets, some rope, and a good pith helmet!
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Postby gyre » Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:41 pm

Check with Animal Control about technique.


Here in Memphis, during Death Week it's legal to hunt Elvis impersonators with tranquilizer guns.
I warn you they have a very high resistance.
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Postby unpossibles » Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:03 pm

Check with Animal Control about technique.


Here in Memphis, during Death Week it's legal to hunt Elvis impersonators with tranquilizer guns.
I warn you they have a very high resistance.

it's all that red eye gravy!

I expect the average meat-head could require more tranq darts than the average human as well. Luckily I am skilled in the art of grappling and am decent with a rope, so may just go the old fashioned route.

Crikey! Look at this one squirm!
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Postby gyre » Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:36 pm

It's an Elvis reference.
You know...high tolerance to drugs?

We were waiting behind the donut shop and spotted a herd of Elvii.
After we tranked one, he roared and charged!
Nearly flipped the Rover!
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Postby Funky Monkey Mech » Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:03 pm

Frat boy hunt sounds fun.... we can lure them in with beer cans on a string and then nab them.... lol
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Postby unpossibles » Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:13 pm

Funky Monkey Mech wrote:Frat boy hunt sounds fun.... we can lure them in with beer cans on a string and then nab them.... lol

I like it! Maybe we can make a loop recording of high-pitched girls saying "I'm SO WASTED!!!" as well.

It's an Elvis reference.
You know...high tolerance to drugs?

gotcha!

I mean... I have no idea what you're talking about...

I had taken it as some sort of quasi-human strength and stamina only available to those with a barely functioning central nervous system after a case of beer and too many extreme energy drinks, but your answer is funnier.
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