Bob... being snarky to idiot beggers and trolls is one thing, but being an ass to people with honest questions is just, well, being an ass. Lay off.
Gabbles, the problem isn't just whole feather shedding like boas, the bits of the feather from your headdress WILL shed, no matter what you do short of coating it in a block of resin. And as you know it is quite windy out there. It will shred that headdress.
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!