The person below me

All things outside of Burning Man.

Postby Captain Goddammit » Sat May 31, 2008 7:45 am

This would be a bad time to post a photo...

TPBM will never die!
"Whaoomph! Whaomph! Burbbleburbblepattpattpattpatt... WHAAAAAaaoooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........!!!"
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Sat May 31, 2008 9:38 am

Thank you very much.

TPBM is giving me oral sex.
Please to visit PAGE TWO.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Sat May 31, 2008 10:45 am

False.


TPBM has a fool-proof plan for getting Dr. Suzy Block to burningman this year.
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Postby the fire elf » Sat May 31, 2008 4:07 pm

false...

wouldn't it suffice to plan to follow omen?

TPBM has placed their success in a theoretical path that shows no sign of sudden transfiguration into a better scenario
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Postby oneeyeddick » Sat May 31, 2008 4:33 pm

Very false.

TPBM watches 1/2 hour long Girls Gone Wild commercials for entertaiment purposes.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat May 31, 2008 4:55 pm

***freaking out, looking around room for hidden camera***




tpbm is kenneth lay.
breathe deep, the playa is the dust of your ancestors

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Postby theCryptofishist » Sat May 31, 2008 6:41 pm

False.

TPBM is the heir to Frito-Lay.
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Postby Bluelatinsurfer » Sat May 31, 2008 7:38 pm

Not any more, I traded that title for a pocket full of magic beans.

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Postby ibdave » Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:55 am

Which is true and I saw TPBM having wild animal sex.... 8) :roll: 8)
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Postby Tiahaar » Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:58 am

heheh only if you live in That beach house on That bluff...'yes we love the view and use this 100x scope to dolphin watch all the time'...
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Postby thirt33n » Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:53 pm

wow. true, but only on my arms and neck and now i AM a redneck.

TPBM has yet to find out he's a father.
blow.
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Postby oneeyeddick » Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:07 pm

I can't really answer that, now, can I ?



The person below me has asked thier doctor....

"What is this ?.....it doesn't really hurt...but what is this ?"
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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Postby lonestoner916 » Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:48 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:I can't really answer that, now, can I ?



The person below me has asked thier doctor....

"What is this ?.....it doesn't really hurt...but what is this ?"


True!
Turns out it was a third eye!
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Sure it looks scary, but I can't see a thing with it. Maybe it's not MY eye at all!!

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Both fucking times!
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Postby DVD Burner » Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:06 pm

I didn't but Joel and the 3plaians did.

TPBM does Salvia.
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Postby Rolan Headon » Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:06 pm

True, the wife bought a whole bottle of the shit, in tincture! Hate the shit, god what a taste...wantit?

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Postby the fire elf » Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:20 pm

ah, too true...whether my own or a sapience inclined to either marvel at or look down upon a bug

though the jist of life might simply be to have a good idea.

lightweight, packs away nicely

TPBM has lotsa space
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Postby DVD Burner » Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:45 am

Well not so true, it's an understatement at this point but that's another story.

:lol:


TPBM is staring at this thread and is maybe saying, Hummmmmmmm?
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Postby DVD Burner » Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:57 am

Well if you caught it, you did.

Percentage wise and then some. Fire Elf and all.

Include that in TPBM if you like. :lol:
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Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:56 am

The person above me made no discernable predictions.

TPBM has a pet ruminant.
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Postby the fire elf » Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:42 am

contemplative; meditative: a ruminant scholar.


perhaps more than one, depending on the angle of consideration


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Postby EvilDustBooger » Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:35 am

False.

TPBM sprinkles playa dust on salads to curb the acidity of the vinegarrette.
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Postby help » Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:12 pm

False.

The beloved Playa dust that falls outta my hair, and off of my hat is incidental, not intentional. I SPRINKLE it on icecream to counter that slick creamy feel it gives my tongue.

(Man am I Jones-ing for a new personally hand-picked batch!)

TPBM is searching for the right questions, regardless of the answers.
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Postby the fire elf » Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:02 pm

False...

to seek regardless of what's sought?

sounds like a headfuck...or an earnestless quest

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Postby Tiahaar » Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:51 pm

Actually I'm still looking for my first one and am ever hopeful :)
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Postby pinemom » Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:06 am

True ...as always!


TPBM is really Shelly Winters reincarnated!
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".
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Postby pinemom » Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:56 am

ok...Ill play by myself if I have to!


False....but you never know?

TPBM....cant stand politics on e-not-playa-anymore
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Postby AntiM » Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:58 am

True, true true.

TPBM has Halloween all planned.
These are not my fuckos.
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Postby EvilDustBooger » Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:10 am

Spot on.
TPBM is a MonkeyBoy.
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Postby ygmir » Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:25 am

TRUE,
just call me Ruprecht..............

TPBM

has a double jointed spine and stays home all day.........
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Postby EvilDustBooger » Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:55 am

False.
But, if I really crane my neck, and shove my pectoral up, I can just barely lick my own nipple.
Ouch.

The person below me can kiss their own nipples with ease.
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