Burning Man 2008: Sand in your vaginas!

Burning Man 2008: Sand in your vaginas!

Postby MoisturePup » Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:07 pm

Somebody on Tribe suggested the theme for Burning Man 2008 be "Sand in your vaginas!"
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Postby BAS » Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:12 pm

I'm against it! It discriminates against us men! :P



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Postby MoisturePup » Sat Sep 22, 2007 1:33 am

BAS wrote:I'm against it! It discriminates against us men! :P



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Then hows about 2008: Send in your vaginas?
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Postby Toolmaker » Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:53 am

I had sand in mine.. and I didn't even go nude. (except for that time on mikevds bike when the sarong flew off)

I got a smile when my fat ass got some whistles.
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Postby BAS » Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:10 pm

MoisturePup wrote:
BAS wrote:I'm against it! It discriminates against us men! :P



B.


Then hows about 2008: Send in your vaginas?



Why, yes. That would be fine. Much less sexist!


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Postby AntiM » Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:16 pm

Um, It's dust, geez. And that's what panties are: dust masks for your pussy.

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Monkeys passes the torch!

Postby MakeMineMonkeys » Sun Sep 23, 2007 8:40 am

Monkeys officially passes the unofficial theme torch to the inventors of PASSION, the new alternate theme for this year.

Since the alternate alternate theme for last year was actually "donkeyfucking," we also wholeheartedly endorse the alternate alternate theme for 2008, "Sand in your vagina."

As long as people think the theme is "what's on the website," these efforts should continue, in order to support debate and subsequent free thinking.

Monkeys also officially condemns He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named, as arson and attempted manslaughter are not in good monkey fun. Remember, if someone names him, reply "He's so 2007. Give it up."
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Postby First Mate Goddammit » Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:57 pm

[quote="AntiM"]Um, It's dust, geez. And that's what panties are: dust masks for your pussy.

Donchoo no nuttin', boys?[/quote]

Well actually no one said PLAYA DUST in your vagina, they said SAND in your vagina. That doesn't necessarily mean the same thing.
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Postby Captain Goddammit » Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:59 pm

First Mate Goddammit wrote:
AntiM wrote:Um, It's dust, geez. And that's what panties are: dust masks for your pussy.

Donchoo no nuttin', boys?


Well actually no one said PLAYA DUST in your vagina, they said SAND in your vagina. That doesn't necessarily mean the same thing.


Oops, that was me writing that, the First Mate was still logged on...
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Postby playafucker » Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:45 am

how about


2008
NO WHITE TRASH


think about it/
I can
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Postby Toolmaker » Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:55 pm

playafucker wrote:how about


2008
NO WHITE TRASH


think about it/


I thought white trash was the unofficial theme. You telling me I can't wear daisy dukes?
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Postby apples » Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:55 pm

maybe just "sand in your ___ginas" and each person can insert the appropriate "va" or "man" to fit their mood.
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:06 am

I had a vagina last night.
Please to visit PAGE TWO.
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Postby Rolan Headon » Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:56 am

Should be sand in your sacred vaginas. After all we're talking the entry portal to the universe.
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how about...

Postby SFbrothermichael » Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:32 am

2008 ART THEME:

WHITE TRASH - PACK IT IN / PACK IT OUT.
DON'T LET IT HIT THE GROUND.
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Postby wedeliver » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:44 am

Speaking of vaginas, I found one a few years ago, I found the vagina near someones virginity (moop).. I took them both and I suppose I should post this in lost and found.
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Postby wedeliver » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:47 am

and addressing the posts above you can burn white trash but you better not make a vagina burn... (although it does roll of the tongue)

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Postby Rat Bastard » Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:50 pm

[quote="playafucker"]how about


2008
NO WHITE TRASH


think about it/[/quote]

Fuck, that ruins my whole theme for my mutant vehicle. Ah what do I care what some yuppie thinks.

WHITE TRASH RULES. It's right up there with GUN TOTIN' REDNECKS.

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Postby Captain Goddammit » Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:10 pm

"No White Trash" is probably the most ironic theme possible for what just might be the world's biggest trailer park.

Or is it "Know White Trash"?
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Postby oneeyeddick » Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:51 pm

Ya gotta take a look if ya haven't been there yet.

http://www.mytrailerpark.com/
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Postby Toolmaker » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:40 pm

Rat Bastard wrote:
playafucker wrote:how about


2008
NO WHITE TRASH


think about it/


Fuck, that ruins my whole theme for my mutant vehicle. Ah what do I care what some yuppie thinks.

WHITE TRASH RULES. It's right up there with GUN TOTIN' REDNECKS.

YEEEHAAW


Pay no mind to that poster.. bring the swimming pool. :twisted:
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Postby Rat Bastard » Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:11 am

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This is what the Cum Back Inn looked like before the build demonstrated by my wife. Funny you mentioned pool. The next one is what I did with the extra truck bed. It's now a hot tub! This is before the liner went in and all the tubes hooked to the leaf blower and the sump pump with the inline heating element and the over the tubside water jets were installed.

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And what she looks like now...
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WHITE TRASH STYLE ALL THE WAY. This was at Green Man. Notice the green emisions coming out of the tailpipe?
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Postby velvetlush » Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:21 pm

playa + vagina + wetness = clitty litter. =P
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Postby ygmir » Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:36 am

hey, that was the name of one of my volleyball teams............
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Postby goathead » Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:37 pm

Sand in your vaginas was the name of your volleyball team?

Sounds like really rough girls....

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