Hip-Hopera Camp

Hip-Hopera Camp

Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Dec 31, 2007 10:12 am

YES.......finally Dr. Pepe throws down some fresh Jams....

this year at Hip-Hopera camp, we will be producing and staging a NEW and ORIGINAL version of the SOUND OF MUSIC...


starring Snoop as Capt. Von Crip, Beyonce as the Countess, and Rhianna as Mariy'a...

dont miss such favorites as "climb every Compton" and "how do you slap a bitch up like Mariy'a"

the final escape scene thru a burning Los Angeles is NOT TO BE MISSED!

word.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Dec 31, 2007 5:16 pm

how do you slap a bitch up like Mariy'a?
how do you tell the ho to shut her grill?
Bitch betta like to fuck, and know when she gotta suck
Cuz me and my homies likes to get our fill
How do you slap a bitch up like Mariiiiiiiiiiiy'aaaaaaaa.....
Fast as she spend that Hunnert Dolla Billlllllllll.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Dec 31, 2007 6:11 pm

Eight Balls and 50-Cent
Low Rider Twenties
Fuck all the Money Spent
Lavishin' Honey's
Filling my Glock with a little Zing-Zing
These are a few of my Favorite Bling

if your ounce short
or in Lockdown
or yo bitch is real mad
i just play wif a few of my favorite Bling
and then i dont feels so Bad......
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Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Dec 31, 2007 6:14 pm

The person with whom I warped "feelin' groovey" with back in the dark ages and I also thought up "The Sound of Manson." Which started with Charlie getting out of prison, while all the other guards and inmates sang. Of course the highlight was going to be "My Favorite Things."
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:32 am

please please.....some Lyrics.....i can only IMAGINE!
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Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Jan 01, 2008 11:50 am

Sorry, I don't think we ever got very far.

Murder and Mayhem and Cute Hippy Chixes
Blood Covered Corpses and Killing off Pigses...
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jan 01, 2008 3:54 pm

lsd, cocaine and
polanski's dyke,
these are the groovy things I really LIKE....

when the trial comes
and they gag me
and then take Squeaky Fromme,
i'll just smile me another maniacal grin
and claim that i haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave the BOMB.......
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jan 01, 2008 3:58 pm

thats actually quite catchy, i'm smelling Off -Broadway, to start.....
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Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Jan 01, 2008 5:03 pm

Yeah, you got the rhthym right.

Well, maybe "dykie" and "likey"; jury's still out.
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Postby Toolmaker » Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:45 pm

Wow.. yer doing alot of themecamps this year. This makes 3 themecamps. Just out of curiosity.. Whats the largest themecamp you have done? How many years have you been doing themecamps? Whats been your biggest problem with doing a themecamp? I'm having enough trouble trying to just get the cardboard domes done for the homeless camp participants.. still working on getting the fookin cardboard.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Jan 02, 2008 8:28 am

actually, i'm just being facetious, i used to do two or three different themes a day....

in 96 i was at checkpoint, center camp, 97 we landed in Hotel 666 by accident, and stayed (and weirdly enough met my friend's future husband before she did) 98 we were the Arthur murray School of Trance, 2000 i was with Videogasm, 2002 landed in Versed, 2005-2007 with Root Society, a BFRC.
(big fucking rave camp) i also sometimes volunteer at center cafe in the coffee palace taking out 'burnables' and collecting trash the hippies leave around. (last year i found 20 yummy pills....YES!)

i enjoy the theatre of the absurd, and the playa is the only chance i get to play around with social and political hot potatoes without fear of lynching.

does that answer the question?

wow, a whole post of straightforward facts, just the facts ma'am.....must be a new year....

it's the lack of drugs, i'm sure of it.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jan 06, 2008 9:19 pm

i am 13, going on 14
pregnant agin, i thinks
my baby daddy, he drive a caddy
dresses like Leon Spinks

i am 34, goin for the door
cant pin this one on me
bitch dont be callin'
i'll be out balling
dont be fronting no shit on Maury.
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