pregnant?

pregnant?

Postby likwid » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:09 pm

did any ladies get pregnant this year or last? how did it turn out? :) maybe too soon to know
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Postby Toolmaker » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:31 am

its not mine.. i'm fixed
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Postby Burner till death » Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:43 am

I thought I was, turned out to be the stress of moving making me late.
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Postby CLARKcon » Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:51 pm

I used protection 8)
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Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:18 pm

And the playa's too damn dry in summer for a proper redd.
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Postby robbidobbs » Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:56 pm

I went for 9 days w/o bathing. I had the best safe sex there was: self-actualization.
Sometimes I just tickle myself.
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Postby actiongrl » Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:26 pm

I have two different friends who claim they got pregnant on the night of the lunar eclipse!
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Postby Lassen Forge » Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:37 pm

Kinda early, but it is possible. 1.5 months? OK. Wow. She has talent. Her opffspring will too, if developed.

My Daughter made herself known way early on, but I thought it was a fluke (and a boatload of acid years ago) which made that happen! Any way, she is a rockin chik now, and I am huge proud of her.

OK, off to deal with my family chit...

PS to Robbi - I knew guys who liked that. I said Ewww, but they said Wow. Um... Yeah.

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BTW - ag, PM me. I still owe you a PBR.

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Postby BitterDan » Mon Oct 15, 2007 11:44 am

I thought I might have been pregnant but then I realized that I was just fat.
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Postby AKrena » Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:09 pm

I was luckily using protection for all my burning playa pleasures, but am pregnant now, and will be at this burn. My first two years on the playa I had a pregnant camp mate. (same one both years!) and she has given me the incentive that if she could do it, so can i. More water, more shade and more protein....hopefully i'll do just fine. :)
oh. and less acid. fried baby not good.
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:33 pm

You talking to me?
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Said, you talking to me?
Please to visit PAGE TWO.
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Postby mdmf007 » Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:19 pm

hmmmmm better to be born at BM or conceived at BM? Id rather be borne thee I think.
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Postby AKrena » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:57 pm

I can see it now...
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...bring your own midwife, we've got wet wipes!!
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Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:00 pm

AKrena wrote:My first two years on the playa I had a pregnant camp mate. (same one both years!)
Ouch! That's one overdue child![/list]
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Postby Captain Goddammit » Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:17 pm

What the hell kinda' question is this anyway?!
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat May 03, 2008 1:22 pm

well as it turns out, the web site, BlameRootSociety.Com has received a number of requests for verification of "miracle" playa babies as a result of sitting down while going "commando" on one of the spoogier beds in the chill dome.


we have also fielded a number of inquiries as to the possiblity of acquiring an std from said cushions and could we provide a certificate of excuse to the unlucky recipient of said virus and his/or her partner.

we have willingly accepted the blame for these and any other playa problems you may have encountered or might in the future.

hey, if it works for you, great.


that will be $19.99 a month, unlimited blame, with 2 free certificates of excuse.

visa, mastercard, american express or HellCoEZDebit accepted.
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Postby Sensei » Sat May 03, 2008 7:18 pm

Are... are you my daddy?
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat May 03, 2008 7:51 pm

maury povich will no doubt make the trip this year, so we can certainly find out...
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Postby goathead » Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:18 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:You talking to me?
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Said, you talking to me?



BUMP???
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:03 am

i personally dismantled the giant Octagon Chill sofa and sex room that i built for 2007 60' dome, that was "resurrected" for the 2008 TV room, and burned it. For everyone's sake.

any genetic matter for determination of parent is gone.



so yes Sensei, i could be your daddy, but we'll never know.


and to The Girl known as Virgin Starflower Plus, i am sorry the Jehovah's witnesses wont buy your miracle birth story, but if you were sitting on any of the cushions at RS it is not only plausible, it is likely.
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Postby goathead » Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:10 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:
i am sorry the Jehovah's witnesses wont buy your miracle birth story.


Are you sure?
I mean considering what they have bought all ready?

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Postby changoloco » Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:40 pm

How about an EPT test? That's how my girlfriend and I found out and they are only 10-20 dollars. Small price to pay for peace of mind.
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