A burner I know from Nantucket
Liked to pee in his tent in a bucket
One day he went on a spree
And kicked over the pee
But he was having so much fun
He said fuck it
PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
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spidermonkey
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robbidobbs
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- Burning Since: 1999
- Camp Name: Pottie Central
- Location: LOS of the Pottie doors
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Lassen Forge
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There once was a guy name of Paul
With his torch, he had him a ball
On the now-famous night
the Man he did light
The flames, they grew ever tall...
The tankers, they put out the fire
The green man was a now-charcoal spire
The cops fell like a Hammer
Sent ol' Paul to the slammer
saving his ass from the crowd's fearsome ire.
The Man was rebuit, and replaced
o'er the city his presence again graced.
So twice the man burned,
and as such it has earned
a magical and historical space...
bb
With his torch, he had him a ball
On the now-famous night
the Man he did light
The flames, they grew ever tall...
The tankers, they put out the fire
The green man was a now-charcoal spire
The cops fell like a Hammer
Sent ol' Paul to the slammer
saving his ass from the crowd's fearsome ire.
The Man was rebuit, and replaced
o'er the city his presence again graced.
So twice the man burned,
and as such it has earned
a magical and historical space...
bb
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theCryptofishist
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Damn Sue, you got some skills.Bay Bridge Sue wrote:There once was a guy name of Paul
With his torch, he had him a ball
On the now-famous night
the Man he did light
The flames, they grew ever tall...
The tankers, they put out the fire
The green man was a now-charcoal spire
The cops fell like a Hammer
Sent ol' Paul to the slammer
saving his ass from the crowd's fearsome ire.
The Man was rebuit, and replaced
o'er the city his presence again graced.
So twice the man burned,
and as such it has earned
a magical and historical space...
bb
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theCryptofishist
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- Joined: Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:28 am
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- Location: In Exile
Yeah, if we broke Sue down into parts (which we would NEVER, EVER do) she'd make 7 to 10 ordinary women.madmatt wrote:Damn Sue, you got some skills.
Perhaps more.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
Sorry, madmatt's is just too good to let the meter wander...
madmatt wrote:
In art cars she was very brash,
She rode, with no panties and feet on the dash.
Another art car drove by,
Her snatch caught their eye,
And four burners were killed in the crash.
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known on the Playa (especially Ranger Radios) as HOOPY FROOD.
"A towel … is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have." – Douglas Adams
known on the Playa (especially Ranger Radios) as HOOPY FROOD.
"A towel … is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have." – Douglas Adams
madmatt wrote:barnz wrote:Sorry, madmatt's is just too good to let the meter wander...
Fine, I give up, stop beating me with a rubber hose! I admit it! I looked up dirty limericks and just replaced everything with "art car" or "playa." Not all of us have Sue's rhymin skills ok?madmatt wrote:
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known on the Playa (especially Ranger Radios) as HOOPY FROOD.
"A towel … is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have." – Douglas Adams
known on the Playa (especially Ranger Radios) as HOOPY FROOD.
"A towel … is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have." – Douglas Adams
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Lassen Forge
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- Location: Where it's always... Wednesday. Don't lose your head over it.
She really did not think it funny
when they called her another dust bunny
'Till she drug to her tent
this staff guy named "Bent"
And now she's the DPW hunny...
And then there's the shoutin and cryin'
in Thunderdme, from the fists that are flyin'
Swinging from their harness
causing physical distress
'till the end, when one feels like dyin'
At least it's not out there at Greeters
Where you separate virgins from repeaters
First the whap, then the yell
As they beat on the bell
As we guzzle our beer by the liters.
And finally, a place that's most scary
the home of top staff, kinda like Larry
Yeah, First Camp's the place
Where one can lose face
for being too green or contrary.
I know this was just kinda shitty
to continue in this little ditty
but what do you expect
When you've decided to trek
to a place that is called Black Rock City.
bb
when they called her another dust bunny
'Till she drug to her tent
this staff guy named "Bent"
And now she's the DPW hunny...
And then there's the shoutin and cryin'
in Thunderdme, from the fists that are flyin'
Swinging from their harness
causing physical distress
'till the end, when one feels like dyin'
At least it's not out there at Greeters
Where you separate virgins from repeaters
First the whap, then the yell
As they beat on the bell
As we guzzle our beer by the liters.
And finally, a place that's most scary
the home of top staff, kinda like Larry
Yeah, First Camp's the place
Where one can lose face
for being too green or contrary.
I know this was just kinda shitty
to continue in this little ditty
but what do you expect
When you've decided to trek
to a place that is called Black Rock City.
bb
Bay Bridge Sue, Ladies and Gentleman!*
Give it up for Bay Bridge Sue!
Tip your servers!
Drive carefully!
You don't have to go home but you can't stay here!
This Room is Closed!
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(I'm assuming there is at least one gentleman out there, although that's just sort of a black-swan theory...)
Give it up for Bay Bridge Sue!
Tip your servers!
Drive carefully!
You don't have to go home but you can't stay here!
This Room is Closed!
*
(I'm assuming there is at least one gentleman out there, although that's just sort of a black-swan theory...)
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known on the Playa (especially Ranger Radios) as HOOPY FROOD.
"A towel … is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have." – Douglas Adams
known on the Playa (especially Ranger Radios) as HOOPY FROOD.
"A towel … is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have." – Douglas Adams
While not technically a limerick -
ya gotta see Simon's Ham and Egger song of the desert !!
http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... 519#348519
ya gotta see Simon's Ham and Egger song of the desert !!
http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... 519#348519
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known on the Playa (especially Ranger Radios) as HOOPY FROOD.
"A towel … is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have." – Douglas Adams
known on the Playa (especially Ranger Radios) as HOOPY FROOD.
"A towel … is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have." – Douglas Adams
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Lassen Forge
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- Location: Where it's always... Wednesday. Don't lose your head over it.
Today is the b'day of Unjon...
Don't worry where all the time has gone.
Just have ye a tipple
Of this bottle of Ripple
then go and pass out on the lawn.
Or better, go catch ye a wave
Show up nekkid at your birthday bash rave
Get out and go schmoozing
Do stuff that's amusing,
instead of hiding out in some cave.
Whatever it ends up you do
Don't go around feeling too blue
Instead, kick up your heels
While we scream, shout and squeals...
"UnJonHarley, Happy Birthday to YOU!"
Don't worry where all the time has gone.
Just have ye a tipple
Of this bottle of Ripple
then go and pass out on the lawn.
Or better, go catch ye a wave
Show up nekkid at your birthday bash rave
Get out and go schmoozing
Do stuff that's amusing,
instead of hiding out in some cave.
Whatever it ends up you do
Don't go around feeling too blue
Instead, kick up your heels
While we scream, shout and squeals...
"UnJonHarley, Happy Birthday to YOU!"
Ok now you're just trying to make the rest of us look bad.Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Today is the b'day of Unjon...
Don't worry where all the time has gone.
Just have ye a tipple
Of this bottle of Ripple
then go and pass out on the lawn.
Or better, go catch ye a wave
Show up nekkid at your birthday bash rave
Get out and go schmoozing
Do stuff that's amusing,
instead of hiding out in some cave.
Whatever it ends up you do
Don't go around feeling too blue
Instead, kick up your heels
While we scream, shout and squeals...
"UnJonHarley, Happy Birthday to YOU!"
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Lassen Forge
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- Location: Where it's always... Wednesday. Don't lose your head over it.
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Lassen Forge
- Posts: 5320
- Joined: Tue Feb 22, 2005 9:35 pm
- Location: Where it's always... Wednesday. Don't lose your head over it.