The desk clerk at a sex shop is sitting behind the counter, just twiddling his thumbs when an old lady walks in. The clerk tells her to look around and ask if she has any questions.
The lady is wandering around the shop, and then looks over at the clerk and asks, "How much are these white dildos?"
The clerk looks over at where she's at and says, "Fifteen bucks."
The lady then wanders around a bit longer and says, "Oh my! Look at the size of these! How much are these black dildos?"
The clerks looks over at where she's at and says, "Twenty bucks."
The lady wanders about a bit longer and suddenly exclaims, "My word! Would you look at this this! How much are the plaid dildos?"
The clerk looks over at where she's at and says, "Plaid!? Uhm... those are fifty bucks..."
The lady grabs it, brings it over to the counter, pays for it, and leaves.
The store manager comes in about ten minutes later and asks, "So how is business going?"
The clerk looks over at the manager and says, "Pretty good, a lady came and looked over the white dildos and the black dildos. I ended up selling her your thermos for fifty bucks."
The other, other white meat.