misfit wrote:where is the appropriate place to tag a canadian.?.
what about french canadians.?.
what sort of personal protective equipment should be worn when approaching a canadian.
and if a canadian is found down as road kill from art car, are they safe to eat.?.
To answer the questions in order:
A protective "cup", face mask, scarf, and boxing gloves.
Only after they have been tested for "Canadian Wasted" disease. It is not known if this condition is transmittable to non-Canadians; however, after finding a large number of non-Canadian college students apparently wasted along with some Canadian foriegn exchange students, we feel it is best not to take the chance.
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