BDSM Question

Is "Porndog" Camp insulting to the BDSM community?

Yes
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No
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BDSM Question

Postby brc-fun » Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:40 pm

Hello BDSM Burners,

Our theme-camp this year, "Porndog", is a fast-food joint that will involve bound people being fed a corn-dog from a strap-on harness.

I'm a novice in the S&M world, and was told that this might be construed as mocking the BDSM community.

Our intent is to provide people an "entry level opportunity" into bondage and exhibitionism.

Here's our camp web-site:

http://www.geocities.com/brc_fun/


Thank you in advance for your opinion,
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Postby Rat Bastard » Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:32 am

I've been in the BDSM scene for over a decade. I think the idea is hilarious. I'll be sure to come swing by with a bunch of leather folk and jazz up your atmosphere a bit.

The only S&Mers that will be offended may be the stripper Dommes. After all, they're the ones always sporting strap-ons. All the people that aren't into S&M for the money carry whips and chains instead!

Is there gonna be some porn with that corn at porndog? Please!

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Postby Toolmaker » Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:49 pm

I think its great as well. If some folks take it the wrong way they can always move on to the next camp. I played around a little with bondage and food but never mixed the two. Sounds like it could be a real good time in store for some.
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Postby AntiM » Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:40 am

A dollop of hot Chinese mustard and you're there!

(Involves a drunken sailor foray to the Honch, a rookie we called Nasty, cornndogs, and a vat of hot mustard. You had to be there, you had to be trashed, you had to cry. Nasty did.)
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:06 am

I don't like corndogs. Could you make it a bratwurst instead?
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Postby Moonpie » Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:24 am

I'm in and I like the hot sauce idea!!!!!!!
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Postby blyslv » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:24 pm

Even if it does, so what? It's your ART man!
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Postby CapSmashy » Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:47 am

The only BDSM'ers that would offend are the ones that take themselves far too seriously for their own good.
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Postby MikeVDS » Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:42 am

I'm a novice in the S&M world, and was told that this might be construed as mocking the BDSM community.

Our intent is to provide people an "entry level opportunity" into bondage and exhibitionism.


Some people will be offended no matter what you do. Do not worry about them, they need a dose of reality. Our sexual nature is so wackily ridiculous to begin with, we have to make fun of it. Even "normal" sex is stupid when you look at it from outside of a humans perspective. The real goal is to squirt ejaculate into a womans vagina for procreation. That's all that needs to be done but we turn it into some weird ritual. To us it seems normal to see, touch, suck, etc certain bits of flesh that make it easier for our proper organs to function better. To us it seems normal that moans or dirty words would increase our arousal. If some "higher" form of life looked down and watched people fuck, that arbitrary things that enhance it for us would look absolutely absurd.

Disclaimer: I know BDSM is not always of a sexual nature but the idea still applies that we should be able to laugh at and have fun with our human nature to indulge in and enjoy the ways we find for us to produce certain chemicals and reactions in our brains.
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Postby AntiM » Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:53 am

CapSmashy wrote:The only BDSM'ers that would offend are the ones that take themselves far too seriously for their own good.


"She'll take this seriously ..."

What movie?
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Postby benenergy » Thu Jun 14, 2007 5:16 pm

Any chance of veggie corn dogs? Morningstar Farms makes really good ones.
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Postby brc-fun » Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:52 am

Thanx all for the reassurance.

I really like the hot mustard tip!

:shock:

We will probably have a limited supply of veggi corndogs for the strict vegetarian sadomasochists (spank me, don't harm the animals).

Sorry, but we won't be serving bratwurst, Dr. Pyro.

We might have popsickles depending on how well our freezer works.

If anyone wants a preview of Porndog Camp, we'll be serving at the Oregon regional burn, SOAK, over the July 20th weekend.

http://burningmanportland.com/

Grady

P.S. I'd really like to hear from the one person who voted YES...
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Postby Das Bus » Sat Jun 16, 2007 11:12 am

My only concern is: are these Kosher corndogs???
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Postby DVD Burner » Sat Jun 16, 2007 11:22 am

Will there be any vegie-corndogs?
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Postby Cassidy » Sat Jun 16, 2007 12:02 pm

MikeVDS wrote:
brc-fun wrote: wrote:Our intent is to provide people an "entry level opportunity" into bondage and exhibitionism.


Our sexual nature is so wackily ridiculous to begin with, we have to make fun of it. ... To us it seems normal that moans or dirty words would increase our arousal. ... we should be able to laugh at and have fun with our human nature to indulge in and enjoy the ways we find for us to produce certain chemicals and reactions in our brains.


I'm laughing because that whole post made me blush! :lol: Now I most certainly have to check out what "entry level opportunity" really means and if I can meet the basic qualifications. Go for it, brc-fun!!! Thanks for the chemicals (in the brain, I mean)!!!
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Postby AntiM » Sat Jun 16, 2007 5:33 pm

You can still blush?!
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Postby spectabillis » Sat Jun 16, 2007 6:33 pm

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Postby joel the ornery » Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:00 am

DVD Burner wrote:Will there be any vegie-corndogs?


brc-fun wrote:We will probably have a limited supply of veggi corndogs for the strict vegetarian sadomasochists (spank me, don't harm the animals).
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Postby DVD Burner » Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:43 am

joel the ornery wrote:
DVD Burner wrote:Will there be any vegie-corndogs?


brc-fun wrote:We will probably have a limited supply of veggi corndogs for the strict vegetarian sadomasochists (spank me, don't harm the animals).


SHIT!

How'd I miss that.
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Postby trilobyte » Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:57 am

Sounds like a lot of fun. Just make sure you're covered in the safety department, since you're not only jamming a corndog but a stick down someone's throat. I'm sure you'll get plenty of opportunities to test things out at soak, I look forward to seeing porndog on the playa.

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Safe Food

Postby Moonpie » Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:27 pm

Will you be offering condoms for the corndogs? I practice safe food eating...
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Postby bellboy » Tue Jun 26, 2007 4:36 pm

i think we'll try that tonight and let ya know how it works out...
yes Mistress, i'm lower than a corn dog, thankyou.
pass the mustard and could You put the dildo back in before You stick that in ...... thank you, Mistress

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Questions

Postby DrewCarey » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:23 pm

Questions about PornDog can also be posted the PornDog message board:

http://www.freepowerboards.com/porndog

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Postby Sync » Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:19 am

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Postby mauiburnerzz » Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:30 am

of course not its burning man. i can twait to come by with m ywife and a get a corndog stuck in my ...ooops. face hey were at 9 and E where will you be camped at? see ya
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Re: BDSM Question

Postby Charlie_in_OC » Sat Jun 30, 2007 9:54 am

brc-fun wrote:
I'm a novice in the S&M world, and was told that this might be construed as mocking the BDSM community.

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As long as the corn dogs have a safe word everything will be fine! :lol:
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Re: Safe Food

Postby ultraaman » Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:00 pm

Moonpie wrote:Will you be offering condoms for the corndogs? I practice safe food eating...


I swallow.
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Re: BDSM Question

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:22 pm

Charlie_in_OC wrote:
brc-fun wrote:
I'm a novice in the S&M world, and was told that this might be construed as mocking the BDSM community.

,



As long as the corn dogs have a safe word everything will be fine! :lol:


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Postby bohemian dawntreader » Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:38 pm

ROFL!!!!!!!!!
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